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UnfairRepresent
06/09/22 1:33:46 PM
#1:


If she propositioned you?


You're supposed to be looking after Pikachu one day for a friend

When suddenly you're distracted by a couple loudly arguing. A front door bursts open and you see Jessie from Team Rocket yelling at a man with purple hair and a big bushy brown moustache who is wearing an ill fitting suit.

"That's it! I can't take any more of this. You need to leave right now Semaj!" Jessie shouts after smashing the door open.

"Fine but I'm taking the cat!" Semaj yells, grasping a cat in his arms as he storms off.

"Fine!" Jessie screams at him.

"Say.... " she says while eyeing you up and down "I'm in a bad mood, wanna come inside and cheer me up?"

Jessie sits on a bed and pats it as she talks to you

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Would you do it?

I mean you're supposed to be guarding Pikachu but... Ahh he'll be fine right?

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lilORANG
06/09/22 1:34:26 PM
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Isn't she like 15?

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g0ldie
06/09/22 1:34:36 PM
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dang, her hair would look disgusting irl

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UnfairRepresent
06/09/22 1:34:45 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Isn't she like 15?
20

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Ratchetrockon
06/09/22 1:34:49 PM
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Ya. I dont really care about pikachu anyways. Too abusive.

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EmbraceOfDeath
06/09/22 1:36:49 PM
#6:


Not with that stupid hair.

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Vegy
06/09/22 1:37:23 PM
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I'd blast her off if you know what I'm shaying

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Mist_Turnips
06/09/22 1:38:18 PM
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Her face and hair are both hideous

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Giant_Aspirin
06/09/22 1:39:05 PM
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that hair is pretty dumb looking but dat midriff!

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UnfairRepresent
06/09/22 2:11:49 PM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
Her face and hair are both hideous
Anime

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ElleRagu
06/09/22 2:15:09 PM
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i'd fuck both jessie and james

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Solar_Crimson
06/09/22 2:16:57 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Not with that stupid hair.
Yeah, I've never been fond of her hair.

Imagine if it was always like this:
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HA4e
06/09/22 2:18:15 PM
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Blasting off at the speed of light!

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UnfairRepresent
06/09/22 2:19:07 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Yeah, I've never been fond of her hair.

Imagine if it was always like this:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/3/AANZVmAADUmn.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/5/AANZVmAADUmp.jpg
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/0/AAZiH8AADUmu.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/1/AAZiH8AADUmv.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/2/AAZiH8AADUmw.jpg

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Smiffwilm
06/09/22 2:22:44 PM
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Vegy posted...
I'd blast her off if you know what I'm shaying
I'm not sure if massive disappointment would make for an effective fuel though...

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Mibahlzitch
06/09/22 2:30:59 PM
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Yeah I imagine her hair looking more like those last couple pics irl than actually being one solid chunk like that weird first cosplay. Anime is stylized.

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Trumpo
06/09/22 2:37:11 PM
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During the Pokemon school episode in S1 she and James were 17.

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uwnim
06/09/22 2:40:18 PM
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This is all a plot to steal Pikachu, isnt it? While she tries to keep me distracted, Semaj will sneak in and take the Pikachu

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Heartomaton
06/09/22 2:46:52 PM
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The dream.

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UnfairRepresent
06/09/22 3:17:29 PM
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uwnim posted...
This is all a plot to steal Pikachu, isnt it? While she tries to keep me distracted, Semaj will sneak in and take the Pikachu
Whaaaat? No, no of course not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJIfeinL2eI

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/11/22 12:54:14 PM
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I am pretty sure she is not 18 years old, so no I will not have anything to do with an underage girl.

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UnfairRepresent
06/11/22 12:54:39 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I am pretty sure she is not 18 years old, so no I will not have anything to do with an underage girl.
she's 20

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/11/22 12:56:54 PM
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nah, cause she's a bitch.

you aint getting that damn Pikachu ya bird!!
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Irony
06/11/22 12:59:18 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I am pretty sure she is not 18 years old, so no I will not have anything to do with an underage girl.
In the kids dub her age isn't given. In the Japanese version it's stated that she is 5 years older than Ash.

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SDBZ
06/11/22 1:10:42 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Yeah, I've never been fond of her hair.

Imagine if it was always like this:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/3/AANZVmAADUmn.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/5/AANZVmAADUmp.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/4/AANZVmAADUmo.jpg

What's going on in the last 2 pics? Also Jessie with her hair down is a 9/10.

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Prismsblade
06/11/22 1:27:54 PM
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SDBZ posted...
What's going on in the last 2 pics? Also Jessie with her hair down is a 9/10.
I believe that was from a ep of XYZ, where Jessie losses her memory's after getting blasted off, turns good, and spends time with another guy as a pokemon caretaker.

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FortuneCookie
06/11/22 1:34:38 PM
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ElleRagu posted...
i'd fuck both jessie and james

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/11/22 3:50:04 PM
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Irony posted...
In the kids dub her age isn't given. In the Japanese version it's stated that she is 5 years older than Ash.
Then if Ash is 10 years old that would make her 15 which is underage and not legal at all.

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chukklez17dc
06/11/22 4:02:09 PM
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Wouldn't mind some double trouble

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
06/11/22 4:02:51 PM
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Sure, but Pikachu's coming with me.

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CelestialVoices
06/11/22 4:13:56 PM
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the hair is terrifying

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SDBZ
06/11/22 7:19:37 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
I believe that was from a ep of XYZ, where Jessie losses her memory's after getting blasted off, turns good, and spends time with another guy as a pokemon caretaker.

Oh ok.

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UnfairRepresent
06/13/22 5:16:11 AM
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CelestialVoices posted...
the hair is terrifying
don't be mean

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The_Korey
06/13/22 5:34:00 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Yeah, I've never been fond of her hair.

Imagine if it was always like this:
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Would.
Pikachu kan watch, just to make sure she doesn't bail as soon as Semaj kompletes his mission.

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OwlRammer
06/13/22 5:35:54 AM
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Pikachu can take care of itself

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UnfairRepresent
06/14/22 7:05:12 AM
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You know for someone who proclaimed to denouce the evils of love, Jessie sure was obsessed with how pretty she was

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Dakimakura
06/14/22 7:22:44 AM
#41:


I want to pet her Meowth

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tripleh213
06/14/22 7:38:31 AM
#42:


Oh my

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Smiffwilm
06/14/22 5:17:30 PM
#43:


Dakimakura posted...
I want to pet her Meowth
Meowth that's right?

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