Poll of the Day > Do you want to change your life? Its a simple question, just answer it.

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Do you want to? You want to right? Of course you do.
OF COURSE YOU DO
everybody does. Nobody likes whats gonig on, okay? Ever.

That's my first news flash: Never nobody likes anything ever when its happening ever

So then of course you wanna change your life, so how you gonna do it? How are you gonna change your life? Seriously. Seriously ask yourself that. HOW? How could it even be possible for me, ME, to change my life? Okay?

I used to be a disgusting, fat, SUCK of a woman. I was an alcoholic, eating balls of mozzarella on a mattress on the floor and watching videos of people dying!

I was a mindless robot. You know, not even, because a robot has a function! I was robot shit! If there was a robot designed to shit scrap for no reason, I wouldve been the piece of scrap that came out of that robots ass.

You wanna know what I did with that person? You wanna know what I did with that version of me? I MURDERED HER!

I murdered that woman!

I fucker her up! With an axe! I left her bleeding and dying in a fucking grave that I made HER DIG. Oh and I laughed. I laughed as she begged for her fucking life.

"Please! Please! I can change! I can do everything differently! I'll change!"

Change? CHANGE? YOU CANT CHANGE!
You cant change, because there is no YOU anymore!

and I poured gasoline on her. And I lit a match and tossed it in, and I set her ablaze!

"AHHH! OH GOD NO!" she screamed, and thick black smoke smothered her screams! And I danced around the magnificent pyre and I raised both my arms to the heavens and I shouted "NOW I MAY FLY FREE!"

And I pointed one finger into the depths and I screamed "MAKE THIS ONE SUFFER!"

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LeggomyEggos posted...

Of course you do. Everybody does. Nobody likes whats going on, okay? Ever.

That's my first news flash: Never nobody likes anything ever when its happening ever

I'm pretty chill with my current life, actually. It's certainly better than most of the potential alternatives at the moment.

In this moment, my mind was a needle, in the ashes of time.

My senses came to me and I opened my eyes for the first time.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

I'm pretty chill with my current life, actually. It's certainly better than most of the potential alternatives at the moment.

WRONG

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LeggomyEggos posted...

WRONG

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No no, statistically, if you randomly altered the circumstances of my life, there's a much higher chance I'd wind up worse off than I would better off. I'm not willing to pull that particular slot machine handle.

wuss

ParanoidObsessive posted...

No no, statistically, if you randomly altered the circumstances of my life, there's a much higher chance I'd wind up worse off than I would better off. I'm not willing to pull that particular slot machine handle.

You are already disqualified, so no further statement is needed, nor will any such statement be considered. Good day.

Did they ever answer whose alt this was?

Whoever it is, I don't think they plan to tell. Something about being judged for being a bitch now, and not in the past.

Nothing matters. Life doesn't matter. The time between this instant and your death is instant. At one point we all die and our memories are gone. The only point is to not suffer along the way as much as possible and prevent other suffering in the world, but even that is fleeting and matters only in the instant.

Therefore you need not change, especially if it takes more effort. Only change if you truly desire it, otherwise strive for contentment with what you have, look for things that will make your time existing less miserable and ensure time does not slow down and seem to become endless.

In the end none of it matters, and due to the nature of the universe, the basic rules and mathematics, even our decisions are predetermined. They are based off the experiences we have had, leading back to when we had no choices. Everything will play out the way it should mathematically if we had enough information.

So sit back, relax, don't stress, enjoy yourself as much as possible and wait for the ride to be over.

wolfy42 posted...

Nothing matters. Life doesn't matter. The time between this instant and your death is instant. At one point we all die and our memories are gone. The only point is to not suffer along the way as much as possible and prevent other suffering in the world, but even that is fleeting and matters only in the instant.

Therefore you need not change, especially if it takes more effort. Only change if you truly desire it, otherwise strive for contentment with what you have, look for things that will make your time existing less miserable and ensure time does not slow down and seem to become endless.

In the end none of it matters, and due to the nature of the universe, the basic rules and mathematics, even our decisions are predetermined. They are based off the experiences we have had, leading back to when we had no choices. Everything will play out the way it should mathematically if we had enough information.

So sit back, relax, don't stress, enjoy yourself as much as possible and wait for the ride to be over.

WRONG

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