Current Events > $90,000 but 1,200 random people worldwide get given a loaded AK-47

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UnfairRepresent
06/13/22 5:09:03 PM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then 1,200 people will now suddenly have a loaded AK-47.

These people are picked completely at random without a single thought put into their age, gender or current situation.

It could be a baby in Peru or a Granny or Moscow or your ex-girlfriend. No one is more or less likely than the other.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/2/AAZiH8AADQ9e.jpg

Would you take it?

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bigblu89
06/13/22 5:09:36 PM
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Not enough money. Pass.

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PaunchyTurtle53
06/13/22 5:12:29 PM
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So money and a chance for a free AK? How could anyone pass it up?


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Questionmarktarius
06/13/22 5:21:24 PM
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Wouldn't 1200 additional AK-47s be statistically insignificant?
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Nukazie
06/13/22 5:23:35 PM
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more than 1,200 random people worldwide might already have an ak, give money

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UnfairRepresent
06/13/22 5:29:19 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Wouldn't 1200 additional AK-47s be statistically insignificant?
Depends on who gets them

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tri sapphire
06/13/22 5:30:34 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Wouldn't 1200 additional AK-47s be statistically insignificant?
Statistically speaking, there's a very high, if not inevitable, chance of this causing an accidental death.

So that's a no for me.

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YellowSUV
06/13/22 5:32:03 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZQdaEFa_60

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Tom_Joad
06/13/22 5:37:07 PM
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I'd need more money.

$9,000,000 after tax and the answer is yes.

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Legato-and-Vash
06/13/22 5:39:30 PM
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I voted no. Some innocent people WILL die if you take the deal.

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Cocytus
06/13/22 5:41:18 PM
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Sure, what's the fucking difference now-a-days.
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NeoShadowhen
06/13/22 5:42:07 PM
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tri sapphire posted...
Statistically speaking, there's a very high, if not inevitable, chance of this causing an accidental death.

So that's a no for me.

That was my logic also. At least one or two hundred children would suddenly have a loaded gun in their hands. Probably a lot of them would be disarmed immediately, but certainly not all.

Also, if the gun magically materializes in their hands, they may see it as a call to action from some sort of higher power that they should go enforce their delusions. Could be really bad.

I probably wouldnt do it for any amount.
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Xethuminra
06/13/22 5:44:03 PM
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That's 1200 chances that something could end up in the wrong place and create chaos on an incalculable scale.

So, no

Absolutely not
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Ratchetrockon
06/13/22 5:45:03 PM
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voted yes... i just really want that money

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Xethuminra
06/13/22 5:45:36 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
voted yes... i just really want that money
Damn it, Parker
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Ratchetrockon
06/13/22 5:48:01 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Damn it, Parker
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Xethuminra
06/13/22 5:48:23 PM
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omg
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NoxObscuras
06/13/22 5:56:24 PM
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Hell no. 90 grand is not worth the potential mass shootings those AK's could cause.

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