Poll of the Day > I pretended to be a X-tian today

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PK_Spam 06/13/22 5:48:16 PM #1:	Was walking on a nature path all by myself, and there were hardly any people there, so I decided to go pick some wild blackberries as a snack. I grabbed a handful and the second I turned around, I see some guy, definitely bigger than me, waving his arms to get my attention. I didnt know what to expect, but the guy came up to me and started talking. For the first part of the conversation, I was thinking that this dude was trying to cruise, so I kept my distance and let him prattle on, but then he asked me What do you think about the state of the world turns out here was a Christian and just wanted to make conversation about Jesus and whatever. Didnt like it, but to placate the guy, I said I believed in him too, just in case he was a crazy murderer. but then he said he wanted to pray for me, and asked if he could lay a hand on my shoulder while he did it, and I was already in too deep with my fiction that I go to Columbia sometimes for missionary work to say no. I made myself a victim >_> Earlier on, I kept eyeing him to make sure he didnt have a weapon, and when we prayed, I kept one of my eyes open in case he decided to whip out a knife and slash my neck open <_< What if the condition for his special ability was that he has to lay a hand on someone, and now I have like an invisible bomb thatll appear and detonate after he activates it? --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:965785866] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>Was walking on a nature path all by myself, and there were hardly any people there, so I decided to go pick some wild blackberries as a snack. I grabbed a handful and the second I turned around, I see some guy, definitely bigger than me, waving his arms to get my attention. I didnt know what to expect, but the guy came up to me and started talking. For the first part of the conversation, I was thinking that this dude was trying to cruise, so I kept my distance and let him prattle on, but then he asked me What do you think about the state of the world turns out here was a Christian and just wanted to make conversation about Jesus and whatever. Didnt like it, but to placate the guy, I said I believed in him too, just in case he was a crazy murderer. but then he said he wanted to pray for me, and asked if he could lay a hand on my shoulder while he did it, and I was already in too deep with my fiction that I go to Columbia sometimes for missionary work to say no. I made myself a victim >_> Earlier on, I kept eyeing him to make sure he didnt have a weapon, and when we prayed, I kept one of my eyes open in case he decided to whip out a knife and slash my neck open <_< What if the condition for his special ability was that he has to lay a hand on someone, and now I have like an invisible bomb thatll appear and detonate after he activates it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Adam_Savage 06/13/22 6:23:15 PM #2:	oh my god imagine the anxiety of just flagging someone down in the woods just to socialize about jesus with them like --- that's one body that'll never be found you see, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun <cite>Adam_Savage posted [p:965786934] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>oh my god imagine the anxiety of just flagging someone down in the woods just to socialize about jesus with them like</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 06/13/22 6:52:37 PM #3:	I don't think I've ever met anyone who uses X-tian or something similar unironically who wasn't an edgy teen or an asshole. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:965787927] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>I don't think I've ever met anyone who uses X-tian or something similar unironically who wasn't an edgy teen or an asshole.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 06/13/22 6:54:36 PM #4:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/1/AAc2z0AADVlP.jpg --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:965787998] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/1/AAc2z0AADVlP.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 06/13/22 7:18:26 PM #5:	My statement remains unchanged! --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:965788784] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>My statement remains unchanged!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lynyrd_Skynyrd 06/13/22 8:49:11 PM #6:	Interior crocodile alligator <cite>Lynyrd_Skynyrd posted [p:965791193] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>Interior crocodile alligator </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 06/13/22 9:30:26 PM #7:	I didnt even know what X-tian meant before this topic --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:965792287] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>I didnt even know what X-tian meant before this topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 06/13/22 10:50:16 PM #8:	LinkPizza posted... I didnt even know what X-tian meant before this topic Ya, it's a Marvel comic about how the only group who seems to exist and also has all the power... somehow feels persecuted. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:965794254] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted... </cite> <quote>I didnt even know what X-tian meant before this topic</quote> Ya, it's a Marvel comic about how the only group who seems to exist and also has all the power... somehow feels persecuted. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SKARDAVNELNATE 06/18/22 6:58:30 PM #9:	LinkPizza posted... I didnt even know what X-tian meant before this topic I still don't... --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB <cite>SKARDAVNELNATE posted [p:965924420] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted... </cite> <quote>I didnt even know what X-tian meant before this topic</quote>I still don't... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 06/18/22 7:04:55 PM #10:	SKARDAVNELNATE posted... I still don't... Christian, according to urban dictionary --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:965924550] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>SKARDAVNELNATE posted...</cite> <quote>I still don't...</quote> Christian, according to urban dictionary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HamburgerBoy 06/18/22 8:10:55 PM #12:	ParanoidObsessive posted... I don't think I've ever met anyone who uses X-tian or something similar unironically who wasn't an edgy teen or an asshole. Hollywood likes it too for some reason <cite>HamburgerBoy posted [p:965925906] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite> <quote>I don't think I've ever met anyone who uses X-tian or something similar unironically who wasn't an edgy teen or an asshole.</quote>Hollywood likes it too for some reason </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BEERandWEED 06/18/22 8:12:26 PM #13:	God forgives you. --- Always have a hamms in hand. <cite>BEERandWEED posted [p:965925932] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>God forgives you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
11110111011 06/18/22 9:02:49 PM #14:	ParanoidObsessive posted... I don't think I've ever met anyone who uses X-tian or something similar unironically who wasn't an edgy teen or an asshole. This. <cite>11110111011 posted [p:965926873] in I pretende... [t:80056372]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite> <quote>I don't think I've ever met anyone who uses X-tian or something similar unironically who wasn't an edgy teen or an asshole.</quote>This. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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