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pinky0926
06/14/22 4:44:19 AM
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You can't just add up the years of however long the employees have worked there and make it sound like you're an institutional heritage, lol

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gunplagirl
06/14/22 4:47:04 AM
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*hires 20 employees and has 16 of them working 1 hour a year* every year we gain 20 years of experience *rainbow*

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RealityDose
06/14/22 4:51:20 AM
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*we require at least 8 years experience with Windows Server 2019*
>I have 3 years of using the Active Directory function
>I have 3 years of using the Group Policy function
>I have 3 years of using the Printer function

*applies*

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MedeaLysistrata
06/14/22 5:55:44 AM
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lol... That's the ultimate flex on millennials

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Zikten
06/14/22 6:04:28 AM
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yea I have always hated that stupid saying. Adding up the combined years of everyone and then making a total for the group.

It doesn't work that way. 1 guy may have 50 years of experience, but that doesn't mean that cause someone else has 30 years, that the company together has 80 years experience. That makes no sense
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K181
06/14/22 8:39:20 AM
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My wife and I have a combined 18 years of marriage experience.

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cjsdowg
06/14/22 8:48:27 AM
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K181 posted...
My wife and I have a combined 18 years of marriage experience.


Awww

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Questionmarktarius
06/14/22 10:53:16 AM
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A_Good_Boy
06/14/22 10:59:04 AM
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I often see this very same thing in regards to safety in the workplace.

"We have 5000 safe working days!"

Yo, 350 people work here...

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MedeaLysistrata
06/17/22 2:05:20 AM
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What is with the UK and experience lol yall live for that shit

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pegusus123456
06/17/22 2:14:00 AM
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Nine women can't make a baby in a month.

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