Current Events > 8 just pulled my mask down so I could sneeze into my arm

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DocileOrangeCup
06/15/22 6:39:05 PM
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Why did I do this

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Mistere Man
06/15/22 6:39:49 PM
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Jerky madness from that expired thing you ate?

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DespondentDeity
06/15/22 6:40:20 PM
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Oh god, did anyone see you?

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CADE FOSTER
06/15/22 6:41:58 PM
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shocked you werent eyeball murdered by everyone staring at you
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DocileOrangeCup
06/15/22 6:47:22 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
Jerky madness from that expired thing you ate?
You're going to have to be more specific

DespondentDeity posted...
Oh god, did anyone see you?
I.... Hope not. But an old lady nearby got up to poop afterwards.

CADE FOSTER posted...
shocked you werent eyeball murdered by everyone staring at you
Maybe it's still comin-

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CrimsonAngel
06/15/22 6:48:26 PM
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Why did you leave out TeaMilk's chicken for 14 hours?

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DocileOrangeCup
06/15/22 6:52:12 PM
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CrimsonAngel posted...
Why did you leave out TeaMilk's chicken for 14 hours?
Listen I think there's enough evidence to suggest I don't make the best decisions.

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VideoboysaysCube
06/15/22 6:56:34 PM
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Because sneezing into a mask is nasty. Unless it's an air tight fit, I think you'd even expel more germs that way.

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SiO4
06/15/22 6:57:01 PM
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Because seven ate nine

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Squall28
06/15/22 7:00:31 PM
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I do it because I don't want to walk around with sneeze gunk on my face all day.

Stopping coughs and talking is good enough.

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Lokison
06/15/22 7:00:57 PM
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Eight

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DocileOrangeCup
06/15/22 7:12:07 PM
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VideoboysaysCube posted...
Because sneezing into a mask is nasty. Unless it's an air tight fit, I think you'd even expel more germs that way.
Yea I guess that's true. Most of the time I'm out walking outside anyway so I don't have to wear it.

SiO4 posted...
Because seven ate nine
Fuck?

Squall28 posted...
I do it because I don't want to walk around with sneeze gunk on my face all day.

Stopping coughs and talking is good enough.
That's also true. I thought you didn't have a face though.

Lokison posted...
Eight
Ate

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CrimsonAngel
06/15/22 7:14:25 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Listen I think there's enough evidence to suggest I don't make the best decisions.
They wanted to use that chicken tho

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Dakimakura
06/15/22 7:17:31 PM
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Straight to jail

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NeonOctopus
06/15/22 7:19:29 PM
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Android 8?

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DocileOrangeCup
06/15/22 7:21:53 PM
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CrimsonAngel posted...
They wanted to use that chicken tho
We did!! We made chili with it. It was delicious.

Dakimakura posted...
Straight to jail
Where u gotta wear a mask for every hole

NeonOctopus posted...
Android 8?
Is that the alcoholic or the cowboy?

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Cheater87
06/15/22 7:25:00 PM
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8 people pulled down your mask? What is that made of, lead?

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keikoku
06/15/22 7:27:42 PM
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I did the same because sneezing into the mask is nasty and it'll smell horrible the rest of the time wearing it

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Mistere Man
06/15/22 8:24:08 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
You're going to have to be more specific
Lol! Nice. I was talking about that salami cheese Jack links thing btw. Sorry cant remember the name exactly.

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DocileOrangeCup
06/15/22 8:58:45 PM
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Cheater87 posted...
8 people pulled down your mask? What is that made of, lead?
Yeah I have strong jowels

keikoku posted...
I did the same because sneezing into the mask is nasty and it'll smell horrible the rest of the time wearing it

That's fair

Mistere Man posted...
Lol! Nice. I was talking about that salami cheese Jack links thing btw. Sorry cant remember the name exactly.
Oh yes. I'm probably finrrhjihhgfcbbn...

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SiO4
06/15/22 10:09:58 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Fuck?

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Ate

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DocileOrangeCup
06/16/22 12:30:07 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Fuck?

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Ate
Yes I know I'm just playing hard to get

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SiO4
06/16/22 1:39:29 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Yes I know I'm just playing hard to get


Your germs are feeling frisky though, I suspect.

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