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UnfairRepresent
06/18/22 1:11:50 AM
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Could you date her?



You accidentally spill your scalding hot coffee right over her but by some miracle all the liquid just somehow misses her entirely and splats harmlessly to the floor all around her.

She tells you about her time under fire in lethal missions for the Navy SEALS where no bullets or explosions ever managed to hit her. She bemoans how miserable her life is and how everyone she loves dies and how no man can kill her despite her constant longing for death.

Then she offers to buy you another cup of coffee.

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Could you date her?

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g0ldie
06/18/22 1:17:14 AM
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no.

her shitty luck would likely lead to my death.

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Kaiganeer
06/18/22 1:18:40 AM
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a dud?!
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UnfairRepresent
06/18/22 3:07:24 AM
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Kaiganeer posted...
a dud?!
Yeah she knows you are but it's hard to find guys who'll put up with her

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Guide
06/18/22 3:08:31 AM
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Daddy issues are an automatic hit n' quit.

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KnightofShikari
06/18/22 3:19:10 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/0/AABPmqAABQm6.png

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Nukazie
06/18/22 3:24:04 AM
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sure as long as vamp is included

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UnfairRepresent
06/18/22 3:27:15 AM
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Nukazie posted...
sure as long as vamp is included

Dude...

Vamp is like her Step-Dad, he was fucking her father.

Don't make it weird.

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KnightofShikari
06/18/22 3:32:03 AM
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Nukazie posted...
sure as long as vamp is included
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UnfairRepresent
06/18/22 2:01:39 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
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I mean that's more Liquid Snake than Vamp...

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pegusus123456
06/19/22 8:36:27 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Dude...

Vamp is like her Step-Dad, he was fucking her father.

Don't make it weird.
I think Kojima made it weird because I'm almost certain those two were fuckin'

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WorsCaseOntario
06/19/22 8:41:44 PM
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Sniper Wolf >>>>

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