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UnfairRepresent
06/19/22 6:50:23 AM
#1:


How do you react?






You wake up in the morning and your girlfriend tells you that she's written a song for you and wants you to hear it.

However when she starts playing it her guitar is out of tune, she keeps making mistakes, she can't hit the notes she's going for, the flow is completely off and the lyrics are utterly terrible, half of them don't even rhyme.

It sounds worse than Puddle of Mudds cover of About A Girl. You're pretty sure Meowth could have done better.

It takes all your effort to not cringe or laugh in her face as she plays. When she finishes she has a huge "nailed it" grin and asks you what you thought.

Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined.
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How do you react?
What do you do?

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Shotgunnova
06/19/22 7:45:57 AM
#2:


"Not bad, not bad," I say burgessly. "But do we really need all those verses about boysenberries?"

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UnfairRepresent
06/20/22 1:21:55 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
"Not bad, not bad," I say burgessly. "But do we really need all those verses about boysenberries?"
wat

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MICHALECOLE
06/20/22 1:25:00 AM
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I tell her I loved it and I love her and I thank her for writing a song about me
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MICHALECOLE
06/20/22 1:25:33 AM
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Although I do inquire about all the verses about boysenberries
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Mistere Man
06/20/22 1:26:15 AM
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(Calls a doctor)

Me- Doctor my hand is singing to me today.

Doctor - The people with giant nets will be there soon for you.


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yunalenne10
06/20/22 1:29:20 AM
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It's not terrible though.

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KaZooo
06/20/22 1:34:22 AM
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Reminds me of that episode of Boy Meets World where Eric's ex-girlfriend loses her shit after he couldn't put up with her singing and then destroyed his life with her charting breakup single.

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pfh1001
06/20/22 1:36:13 AM
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Other: We get each other's sense of humor, so we laugh together at how she 'nailed it.'
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Ratchetrockon
06/20/22 1:37:57 AM
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I lie

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UnfairRepresent
06/23/22 6:02:32 AM
#11:


yunalenne10 posted...
It's not terrible though.
But itwas

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TentacleDemon
06/23/22 6:15:28 AM
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I'm not going to lie and say it's great. But I would be so flattered and overjoyed that her heart is so full of love for me that she would not only write it, but also perform it for me. I would express that and ignore the subject of the song just being bad.

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DocDelicious
06/23/22 6:32:21 AM
#13:


Tell her it was terrible and that I loved it.
Both things can be true.

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