Current Events > Hypothetical: President Biden punches your girlfriend in the face. No one saw it

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UnfairRepresent
06/22/22 8:19:27 AM
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You're walking along one day with your girlfriend when you notice the people around you are looking at something. You look over too and suddenly you realize Joe Biden is walking around and about to walk right past you.

"Heheh, watch this." your girlfriend says as he passes. Then she steps closer towards Biden and yells out "Let's go Brandon! Hope you had a nice trip!" and chuckles.

A moment later the crowd of people around are distracted by a loud noise of a car backfiring nearby that makes them look away for half a second. When this happens Biden in an uncharacteristic display of speed punches your girlfriend right in the face in the blink of an eye.

She falls to the floor and starts crying and squealing. Her nose is bleeding a little. But absolutely no one saw it, no one recorded it. It's just her and your word.

Biden keeps walking away as if nothing happened and casually waves to the passers by.

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Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Rathinor
06/22/22 8:23:57 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Let's go Brandon!
Easy, I wouldn't be in a relationship with someone dumb enough to actually say this
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K181
06/22/22 8:24:41 AM
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Wait... Biden did something?

/s

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UnfairRepresent
06/22/22 8:26:35 AM
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Rathinor posted...
Easy, I wouldn't be in a relationship with someone dumb enough to actually say this
So you'd dump her as she crawled around on the floor crying and bleeding?

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bsp77
06/22/22 8:30:20 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
So you'd dump her as she crawled around on the floor crying and bleeding?
I would, yeah. Not gonna date a Trump supporter. Not sure how I didn't realize sooner...

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pegusus123456
06/22/22 8:34:49 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
So you'd dump her as she crawled around on the floor crying and bleeding?
100%

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Rathinor
06/22/22 8:36:41 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
So you'd dump her as she crawled around on the floor crying and bleeding?
Absolutely
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UnfairRepresent
06/22/22 8:53:38 AM
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bsp77 posted...
I would, yeah. Not gonna date a Trump supporter. Not sure how I didn't realize sooner...
That's cold

And how do you know she's a Trump supporter?

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RndmNmber1
06/22/22 8:56:35 AM
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No one saw it, including me.

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Zikten
06/22/22 8:59:01 AM
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Rathinor posted...

Easy, I wouldn't be in a relationship with someone dumb enough to actually say this

This

Why is she saying that?
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/22/22 9:29:54 AM
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Id kick him in his old balls and spit on his face.

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DipDipDiver
06/22/22 9:31:58 AM
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I would calmly remind her that he is from a different time
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ElleRagu
06/22/22 10:16:12 AM
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Rathinor posted...
Easy, I wouldn't be in a relationship with someone dumb enough to actually say this

this

even if it was ironic or whatever, shitty thing to say and makes you look moronic

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UnfairRepresent
06/22/22 11:34:40 AM
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Man you dogs are cold

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Patchwork
06/22/22 11:44:38 AM
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I suppose Id get arrested by the secret service.

Though, I cant imagine he can punch very hard. Hes a frail old man.

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Master_Bass
06/22/22 11:45:51 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Man you dogs are cold
We just won't suffer being with rude morons.

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ElleRagu
06/22/22 11:47:38 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Man you dogs are cold

she's the one being rude and shit not me


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MarcoRubio
06/22/22 11:49:11 AM
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I would never date anyone that would say anything that stupid

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The Wheelman1
06/22/22 11:53:29 AM
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She deserved that for being stupid. I saw nothing.

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Interstella5555
06/22/22 12:08:20 PM
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Can't decide which is more idiotic, the TC or this stupid fucking situation that they're trying to pass off as a normal question. Not sure if they see themselves as 45 or the gf in this situation to be honest.
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UnfairRepresent
06/23/22 6:08:40 AM
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Interstella5555 posted...
Can't decide which is more idiotic, the TC or this stupid fucking situation that they're trying to pass off as a normal question. Not sure if they see themselves as 45 or the gf in this situation to be honest.
Sigless user logic

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