Current Events > Heroic goat takes out dozens of Russian forces with this one move.

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Scapegoated 06/23/22 10:52:15 AM #1:	https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-russian-soldiers-injured-after-goat-triggers-tripwire-grenades-20220623 Russian forces have faced their toughest challenge yet: a heroic goat. A goat situated in Ukraines Zaporizhzhia region has accidentally triggered a series of tripwires set by the Russian military and inadvertently injured them with their own pinned grenades. Ukrainian media outlet Pravda reported, via Ukraines Chief Intelligence Directorate, that a total of 40 Russian invaders had been injured at a medical institution in Kinski Rozdory. The military personnel had installed pinned grenades and placed tripwires around the perimeter of the hospital in a circular defence. A decision they most certainly regretted. The goat moved around the area and disposed of several grenades, which triggered a chain reaction and wounded the soldiers to varying degrees. This begs the question of whether the goat was an undercover member of the Ukrainian military? According to Smithsonian Mag, goats are highly intelligent and inquisitive by nature, so perhaps the goat knew what it was doing. Unfortunately, it is unclear whether the brave goat survived --- "As our sphere of knowledge expands, so too does the circumference of darkness which surrounds it" - Einstein <cite>Scapegoated posted [p:966039607] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-russian-soldiers-injured-after-goat-triggers-tripwire-grenades-20220623 Russian forces have faced their toughest challenge yet: a heroic goat. A goat situated in Ukraines Zaporizhzhia region has accidentally triggered a series of tripwires set by the Russian military and inadvertently injured them with their own pinned grenades. Ukrainian media outlet Pravda reported, via Ukraines Chief Intelligence Directorate, that a total of 40 Russian invaders had been injured at a medical institution in Kinski Rozdory. The military personnel had installed pinned grenades and placed tripwires around the perimeter of the hospital in a circular defence. A decision they most certainly regretted. The goat moved around the area and disposed of several grenades, which triggered a chain reaction and wounded the soldiers to varying degrees. This begs the question of whether the goat was an undercover member of the Ukrainian military? According to Smithsonian Mag, goats are highly intelligent and inquisitive by nature, so perhaps the goat knew what it was doing. Unfortunately, it is unclear whether the brave goat survived </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scapegoated 06/23/22 10:52:54 AM #2:	o7 --- "As our sphere of knowledge expands, so too does the circumference of darkness which surrounds it" - Einstein <cite>Scapegoated posted [p:966039625] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>o7 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 06/23/22 10:52:56 AM #3:	the new Goat Simulator sounding wild as fuck! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:966039626] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>the new Goat Simulator sounding wild as fuck! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
indica 06/23/22 11:02:11 AM #4:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... the new Goat Simulator sounding wild as fuck! --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. <cite>indica posted [p:966039837] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite> <quote>the new Goat Simulator sounding wild as fuck!</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_ 06/23/22 12:49:46 PM #5:	Russians so dumb they get killed by goats <cite>What_ posted [p:966042348] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>Russians so dumb they get killed by goats </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 06/23/22 12:51:48 PM #6:	Russia so hated even nature itself is turning on it. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:966042406] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>Russia so hated even nature itself is turning on it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toreysback 06/23/22 12:52:25 PM #7:	Scapegoated posted... goats are highly intelligent and inquisitive by nature obv --- Debussy understood that a work of art, or any effort to create beauty was always regarded by some people as a personal attack <cite>toreysback posted [p:966042436] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>Scapegoated posted... </cite> <quote>goats are highly intelligent and inquisitive by nature</quote> obv </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Quorthon109 06/23/22 12:53:32 PM #8:	This one weird goat trick, Russians hate it --- http://i.imgur.com/Kjo08.jpg <cite>Quorthon109 posted [p:966042473] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>This one weird goat trick, Russians hate it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 06/23/22 1:01:02 PM #9:	The GOAT of Goats --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:966042700] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>The GOAT of Goats</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Null_Gain 06/23/22 1:03:43 PM #10:	RIP goat --- Switch + 3DS + X1 "Don't steal, stop being ignorant and respect other peoples beliefs." -perthboy on flying a Nazi flag <cite>Null_Gain posted [p:966042792] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>RIP goat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 06/23/22 1:06:21 PM #11:	i fail to understand how a bunch of grenades can go off in chainreaction by accident --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:966042861] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>i fail to understand how a bunch of grenades can go off in chainreaction by accident </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 06/23/22 1:07:35 PM #12:	ROBANN_88 posted... i fail to understand how a bunch of grenades can go off in chainreaction by accident one word: incompetence. <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:966042888] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>ROBANN_88 posted... </cite> <quote>i fail to understand how a bunch of grenades can go off in chainreaction by accident</quote> one word: incompetence. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 06/23/22 1:11:52 PM #13:	ROBANN_88 posted... i fail to understand how a bunch of grenades can go off in chainreaction by accident All you need to understand is that this is the same army that dug trenches into the radioactive soil at Chernobyl. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:966043007] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>ROBANN_88 posted... </cite> <quote>i fail to understand how a bunch of grenades can go off in chainreaction by accident</quote>All you need to understand is that this is the same army that dug trenches into the radioactive soil at Chernobyl. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 06/23/22 1:12:40 PM #14:	Thompson posted... All you need to understand is that this is the same army that dug trenches into the radioactive soil at Chernobyl. fair point --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:966043033] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>Thompson posted... </cite> <quote>All you need to understand is that this is the same army that dug trenches into the radioactive soil at Chernobyl.</quote>fair point </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simon_Gruber 06/23/22 1:12:52 PM #15:	Dang. How many red barrels did they stack in the area? <cite>Simon_Gruber posted [p:966043043] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>Dang. How many red barrels did they stack in the area?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stormvale12 06/23/22 1:13:54 PM #16:	We need men who stare at goats. <cite>Stormvale12 posted [p:966043066] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>We need men who stare at goats. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scapegoated 06/23/22 7:57:27 PM #17:	bump --- "As our sphere of knowledge expands, so too does the circumference of darkness which surrounds it" - Einstein <cite>Scapegoated posted [p:966052921] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>bump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 06/23/22 7:59:30 PM #18:	They better send a crew to find that goat :( --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:966052953] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>They better send a crew to find that goat :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 06/23/22 8:07:21 PM #19:	sounds like that scene in Behind Enemy Lines lol --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World born in this world crying, but die laughing. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:966053103] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>sounds like that scene in Behind Enemy Lines lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 06/23/22 8:16:55 PM #20:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/0/AARLwzAADYAs.jpg --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:966053322] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/0/AARLwzAADYAs.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 06/24/22 9:58:45 AM #21:	What was a goat doing there anyway? One of the Kadyrovites brought their mistress, maybe? --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:966065401] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>What was a goat doing there anyway? One of the Kadyrovites brought their mistress, maybe? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Temporal 06/24/22 10:03:01 AM #22:	Looks like the Ghost of Kyiv finally has a challenger. <cite>Temporal posted [p:966065484] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>Looks like the Ghost of Kyiv finally has a challenger. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/24/22 10:05:10 AM #23:	We need to find that goat and if they're dead, bring then back to life with bionic parts. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:966065508] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>We need to find that goat and if they're dead, bring then back to life with bionic parts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 06/24/22 10:07:22 AM #24:	Slava Grigory Katsap! --- You will find me if you want me in the garden Unless it's pouring down with rain <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:966065548] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>Slava Grigory Katsap! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toreysback 06/24/22 10:07:35 AM #25:	ghost of goat of kyiv --- Debussy understood that a work of art, or any effort to create beauty was always regarded by some people as a personal attack <cite>toreysback posted [p:966065552] in Heroic goa... [t:80067999]...</cite> <quote>ghost of goat of kyiv </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Heroic goat takes out dozens of Russian forces with this one move. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Heroic goat takes out dozens of Russian forces with this one move.