Current Events > Yo, why are paralegals alway hot as FUCK!? >_>

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NeonOctopus
06/26/22 9:01:25 AM
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Every time I hav to go to court as a witness for some random case, literally every paralegal I've seen walking around the courthouse is like 9/10 or a 10/10. It's unreal! >_> Something about the suit and done up hair is just so sexy.

I should've been a lawyer. Fuck!

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lilORANG
06/26/22 9:02:37 AM
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Bc lawyers are sleezebags and only hire hotties.

Same with dentists and their hygenists.

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NeonOctopus
06/26/22 9:04:08 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Same with dentists and their hygenists.
My old dentist used to hire these hot hispanic chicks and they would always press their boobs on my shoulder or something while they cleaned my teeth. It was pretty nice >_> I miss going to him

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Noumas
06/26/22 9:07:25 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Same with dentists and their hygenists.
Oh my god this is universal? I'm glad others noticed that
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bsp77
06/26/22 9:11:13 AM
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Hmm, never dated a paralegal. With my history of dating trachers, nurses, vet techs, and now a dental hygienist, it would have made sense for paralegals as well. Oh well... I think I am happy with my gf :)

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LongJohnSilvers
06/26/22 9:13:02 AM
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Do lawyers and dentists who only hire hotties...well you know...

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Derwood
06/26/22 9:13:39 AM
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This thread is useless without pics
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bsp77
06/26/22 9:21:36 AM
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LongJohnSilvers posted...
Do lawyers and dentists who only hire hotties...well you know...
My gf is a dental hygienist. She has lots of stories about the patients hitting on her. Not so much the dentists.

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rexcrk
06/26/22 10:04:07 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Bc lawyers are sleezebags and only hire hotties.

Same with dentists and their hygenists.


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Akagami_Shanks
06/26/22 10:06:09 AM
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i work at a court and i find the actual lawyers to be hot >_>
idk what it is but the ratio of attractive to unattractive female lawyers is way out of proportion. shits like 80/20

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Verdekal
06/26/22 10:08:39 AM
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Do you have evidence to back up that statement?

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viewmaster_pi
06/26/22 10:19:11 AM
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paracegals?

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Alteres
06/26/22 10:21:27 AM
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Glad bsp mentioned the vet girls, jesus. They just seem happy to see someone who isnt 60+ too.

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NeonOctopus
06/26/22 11:16:42 AM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
i work at a court and i find the actual lawyers to be hot >_>
idk what it is but the ratio of attractive to unattractive female lawyers is way out of proportion. shits like 80/20
What is it about law that attracts hotties?

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NoxObscuras
06/26/22 11:33:48 AM
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I've noticed that too. At my old job, we had lots of law firms coming in requesting documents and the women were always gorgeous.

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NeonOctopus
06/26/22 6:47:48 PM
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fuck

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TheDurinator
06/26/22 6:51:15 PM
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I read the topic title as paraplegics but wasn't surprised at all since this is CE.
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FelineCyborg
06/26/22 6:59:26 PM
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Alteres posted...
Glad bsp mentioned the vet girls, jesus. They just seem happy to see someone who isnt 60+ too.

I'll pass, they smell like dog

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AirFresh
06/26/22 7:04:20 PM
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Vince McMahon is in hot shit rn cause he paid $3 mil to hush a paralegal for fucking lol

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bsp77
06/26/22 8:40:43 PM
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FelineCyborg posted...
I'll pass, they smell like dog
Lol, she most certainly did not. She didn't come straight to my place from work

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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/26/22 8:56:10 PM
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i bet neon knows some hot EMTs

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Nerevar791
06/26/22 8:58:03 PM
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Come to think of it, I've legit never seen a dental hygenist (or orthodontal hygenist) who wasn't an absolute babe.


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FelineCyborg
06/27/22 2:32:08 AM
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bsp77 posted...
Lol, she most certainly did not. She didn't come straight to my place from work

It's hard to get that smell out

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ColdOne666
06/27/22 5:19:30 AM
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My dentist is female and she's hotter then the assistant lol. Total Milf. Too bad i only see her twice a year.

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viewmaster_pi
06/27/22 5:23:34 AM
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ColdOne666 posted...
My dentist is female and she's hotter then the assistant lol. Total Milf. Too bad i only see her twice a year.
ruin your teeth so you get to see her more

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Naysaspace
06/27/22 5:26:38 AM
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sus topic is sus

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bsp77
06/27/22 7:48:16 AM
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FelineCyborg posted...
It's hard to get that smell out
What a weird argument to focus on, especially because I know for a fact that she didn't smell like animals

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