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CrashLightning
06/29/22 11:57:28 AM
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SrRd_RacinG
06/29/22 11:58:00 AM
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Eye contact, firm handshake.

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MICHALECOLE
06/29/22 11:59:44 AM
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Everybody appreciates a pool of blood
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toreysback
06/29/22 12:00:44 PM
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"nice tits, toots"

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Prestoff
06/29/22 12:01:35 PM
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Hi, I'm a full time CEmen and nice guy. Can I have sexual reproductions with you?

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gunplagirl
06/29/22 12:02:13 PM
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"Excuse me, I dropped my phone down my cleavage and could use some help fishing it out. Might you be able to lend a hand?"

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TetsuoS2
06/29/22 12:03:37 PM
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hello there

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CrimsonWaffle
06/29/22 12:03:49 PM
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https://youtu.be/IVoazAFAKNc

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Lost_All_Senses
06/29/22 12:05:48 PM
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I been noticing you for the last year and you better be everything I imagined you to be over that time or Imma be pissed

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angeleyes94
06/29/22 12:07:13 PM
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Ay yo whut up gurl I got a big dick! Fo real doe.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/29/22 12:07:52 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Oh good this can be rebuilt

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LordYeezus
06/29/22 12:17:46 PM
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Stare into each other's eyes untill one makes a kiss move

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Cobra1010
06/29/22 12:21:49 PM
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I believe the only correct way for a CEman to open a conversation is "hey ugly"?

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gunplagirl
06/29/22 12:22:22 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
I believe the only correct way for a CEman to open a conversation is "hey ugly"?
No, that's what she would say

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Pitlord_Special
06/29/22 12:33:30 PM
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Stand awkwardly in front of her
Sniff loudly while wiping sweaty palms on cargo shorts
Tip fedora
Mlady

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WaterLink
06/29/22 12:36:30 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/LFobbk9.gif

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Southernfatman
06/29/22 12:43:01 PM
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"Hello"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I3s6TfiA8c8

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TwoDoorPC
06/29/22 12:47:52 PM
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"you don't sweat much for a fat chick"

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Aressar
06/29/22 12:54:41 PM
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"Here's a picture of my dick."

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Shamino
06/29/22 12:56:41 PM
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Belt out a power ballad. Maybe Journey or REO.
But seriously, if you see her every day or week, just say, "You know, I keep seeing you but I don't think we've met"

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MedeaLysistrata
06/29/22 8:52:29 PM
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I'm this close to saying hi to my balcony neighbor

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rexcrk
06/29/22 9:00:50 PM
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Good evening, mlady and then you take off the fedora in respect.


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Ving_Rhames
06/29/22 9:05:13 PM
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How do you like someone without having interacted with them enough to be well beyond the introductory phase

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Irony
06/29/22 9:06:06 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

https://youtu.be/lsvFE1xqXT4

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Ruvan22
06/29/22 9:09:47 PM
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Hello I'm Megatech - no please, keep your clothes on!
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Aressar
06/30/22 8:42:45 AM
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Let's make some soup

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toreysback
06/30/22 9:34:21 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1huRuo6Wj0

stronger than dirt

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angeleyes94
06/30/22 10:20:11 AM
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Aressar posted...
Let's make some soup


We're gonna stink up the room and ima eat the stink while we get busy.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
06/30/22 10:31:19 AM
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https://youtu.be/BNflNL40T_M&t=4s

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littlebro07
06/30/22 10:50:44 AM
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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Sayoria
06/30/22 10:55:34 AM
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"Hi, this overturning of Roe pisses me the fuck off"

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R1masher
06/30/22 11:00:19 AM
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could you call a veterinarian, I think my weasel is swollen

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rexcrk
06/30/22 11:07:31 AM
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One suckle of the toes, please, madam?


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