Current Events > Everyone else: "Yay! Big fireworks this friday!" Me:

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NightingaleMD 06/29/22 3:44:15 PM #1:	"Should I be worried the hospital is stocking more blood that day?" Seriously. We haven't had official fireworks in years, and I'm so glad for that. Last time we did had someone blow their face off and a hand (two different people). Fireworks are fun but there should be some kind of certified IQ requirement to touch them. If you think people lighting them and putting them in their mouth are rare, you'd be wrong. I'll post the body count when it happens. Hopefully zero, but I worry for a non-zero number. It's been years and I just fucking know everyone is gonna party hard enough to make up for those years. --- Pit doc <cite>NightingaleMD posted [p:966208431] in Everyone e... [t:80076065]...</cite> <quote>"Should I be worried the hospital is stocking more blood that day?" Seriously. We haven't had official fireworks in years, and I'm so glad for that. Last time we did had someone blow their face off and a hand (two different people). Fireworks are fun but there should be some kind of certified IQ requirement to touch them. If you think people lighting them and putting them in their mouth are rare, you'd be wrong. I'll post the body count when it happens. Hopefully zero, but I worry for a non-zero number. It's been years and I just fucking know everyone is gonna party hard enough to make up for those years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaterLink 06/29/22 3:46:19 PM #3:	Friday? Are you Canadian? --- https://i.imgur.com/Y5Tq1gV.gif https://i.imgur.com/sgLkVQU.gif Joe Burrow, the legend <cite>WaterLink posted [p:966208484] in Everyone e... [t:80076065]...</cite> <quote>Friday? Are you Canadian? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mearcstapa 06/29/22 3:46:44 PM #4:	I've got to think there should be fewer people (almost literally) burning their money on fireworks this year. --- after years of waiting nothing came <cite>Mearcstapa posted [p:966208497] in Everyone e... [t:80076065]...</cite> <quote>I've got to think there should be fewer people (almost literally) burning their money on fireworks this year. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightingaleMD 06/29/22 3:50:09 PM #5:	Mearcstapa posted... I've got to think there should be fewer people (almost literally) burning their money on fireworks this year. Large gatherings lots of cities are doing their fireworks on friday because, I guess, gives you the whole weekend to drink? I dunno. I didn't make the calendar. --- Pit doc <cite>NightingaleMD posted [p:966208579] in Everyone e... [t:80076065]...</cite> <quote>Mearcstapa posted... </cite> <quote>I've got to think there should be fewer people (almost literally) burning their money on fireworks this year.</quote> Large gatherings lots of cities are doing their fireworks on friday because, I guess, gives you the whole weekend to drink? I dunno. I didn't make the calendar. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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