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Flauros
06/29/22 11:14:25 PM
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Why didnt they just grab the toys and fucking break them?

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Prestoff
06/29/22 11:17:15 PM
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What is the movie good for?

Absolutely nothing!

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yusiko
06/29/22 11:17:43 PM
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Why did Kirsten Stewart's character have a large collection or barbies for chip to turn into new soldier dolls if she hates them?

Seriously she has the largest collection of barbies I've ever seen and then later when they are evil she is smashing them to save the male lead and says she always hated them

It makes no sense

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YellowSUV
06/29/22 11:18:42 PM
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Flauros posted...
Why didnt they just grab the toys and fucking break them?

One of the soldiers, acting alone, gets grabbed and destroyed by a garbage disposal near the start of the movie. Later the soldiers use overwhelming numbers to stop that tactic.

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Smashingpmkns
06/29/22 11:19:00 PM
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I watched that movie like 3 times a day from the age of 5 to 8 lol

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Guerrilla Soldier
06/29/22 11:19:43 PM
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rember

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Gobstoppers12
06/29/22 11:19:49 PM
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Flauros posted...
Why didnt they just grab the toys and fucking break them?
It worked that way when they were in small numbers, but once they started shooting nails, swinging small blades, and making vehicles out of lawnmowers and shit, it got a little out of hand.

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Flauros
06/29/22 11:25:36 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
rember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tETJK4EG1aY


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Dakimakura
06/29/22 11:27:25 PM
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Ah yes, Jevin Bacon starred in it

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FortuneCookie
06/29/22 11:28:55 PM
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Yeah, they remade it as Avatar.
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TheBrainbuster
06/29/22 11:29:08 PM
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Ah yes, Devin Macon starred on it

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Homeless_Waifu
06/29/22 11:30:55 PM
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I kinda remember it.
It was on a the same channel where they showed a bunch of old movies...
Some stop motion movie where there's this kid and giant plum (don't remember the name), some movie where a bunch of kids turn into rats (don't remember the name of that one either....)

and then they had some movie where a clown got jealous of another clown who stole his fame and glory... Tried his best to undermine him in everyway possible or something like... Idk

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ArchNemo
06/29/22 11:33:46 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
I kinda remember it.
It was on a the same channel where they showed a bunch of old movies...
Some stop motion movie where there's this kid and giant plum (don't remember the name), some movie where a bunch of kids turn into rats (don't remember the name of that one either....)

and then they had some movie where a clown got jealous of another clown who stole his fame and glory... Tried his best to undermine him in everyway possible or something like... Idk

It was a peach! James and the Giant Peach! God!

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Alteres
06/29/22 11:34:25 PM
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Sure it wasnt a peach?

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Purple_Cheetah
06/29/22 11:37:20 PM
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yusiko posted...
Why did Kirsten Stewart's character have a large collection or barbies for chip to turn into new soldier dolls if she hates them?

Seriously she has the largest collection of barbies I've ever seen and then later when they are evil she is smashing them to save the male lead and says she always hated them

It makes no sense
Her mom probably started her on it, and it's more her doing than the daughter's choice.

My sister will take the hot wheels given to her sons as toys, and keep tucked away as collectibles instead or sell em off. I also have a cousin, that his dad would make him keep most of his toys sealed in the packaging... he also glued his lego sets, so yeah.
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Homeless_Waifu
06/29/22 11:40:22 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
It was a peach! James and the Giant Peach! God!

Alteres posted...
Sure it wasnt a peach?
Sorry my brain doesn't remember stuff that well anymore

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Flauros
06/29/22 11:41:15 PM
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Asylum films can make "Josh and the abnormally large plum" and release it straight to DVD

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MedeaLysistrata
06/29/22 11:41:36 PM
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Peach huh

Yeah I guess my sister never got to pick a movie that I wouldn't have cared for

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Umbreon
06/29/22 11:49:45 PM
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Beware, there will be no mercy.


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The_Creep_2020
06/29/22 11:51:13 PM
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ArchNemo posted...
It was a peach! James and the Giant Peach! God!
It was the B-grade knock off Howard and the Very Large Plum

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Stalinrules
06/30/22 12:02:16 AM
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I never got how the Barbies were able to be weaponized, their limbs aren't mechanical like the soldiers' and they have no way to have a chip implanted. Not to mention their ability to speak. Even as a kid, that bothered me.

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Lordgold666
06/30/22 12:23:11 AM
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Havent seen this since i was young

Always wanted to mount a nailgun to a rc car

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RchHomieQuanChi
06/30/22 12:25:05 AM
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That was lowkey one of my favorite movies back in the day lmao it was like Toy Story if half the toys were genocidal psychopaths

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Pepys Monster
06/30/22 1:03:47 AM
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I remember collecting the toys from Burger King, and playing the PlayStation game.

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spanky1
06/30/22 1:07:27 AM
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About once every six months or so I see this movie mentioned and I just can't fucking understand why. Why wasn't it forgotten like so many other bad movies from long ago? Why is it every six months someones asks "remember Small Soldiers?"

It's like there's something cosmic about this movie.

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Naysaspace
06/30/22 1:09:29 AM
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itt: grownass men make fun of a 90s movie that was made for children

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Malcrasternus
06/30/22 1:11:09 AM
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To think just one dude with a Glock 17 woulda ended the movie in like 5 minutes.

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Dragon
06/30/22 1:12:15 AM
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Ironically Im watching Everwood rn.

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Pepys Monster
06/30/22 1:16:29 AM
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spanky1 posted...
About once every six months or so I see this movie mentioned and I just can't fucking understand why. Why wasn't it forgotten like so many other bad movies from long ago? Why is it every six months someones asks "remember Small Soldiers?"

It's like there's something cosmic about this movie.
It was pretty popular among kids in the 90s.

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TheBrainbuster
06/30/22 1:20:33 AM
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Dragon posted...
Ironically Im watching Everwood rn.

I'm watching this as we speak...

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Dragon
06/30/22 1:26:23 AM
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TheBrainbuster posted...
I'm watching this as we speak...
Haha for real? Which episode?

and I meant it say coincidentally.

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TheBrainbuster
06/30/22 1:26:54 AM
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Dragon posted...
Haha for real? Which episode?

and I meant it say coincidentally.

Season 3, episode 16. Ephram is trying out for Julliard in NYC

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Dragon
06/30/22 1:28:52 AM
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TheBrainbuster posted...
Season 3, episode 16. Ephram is trying out for Julliard in NYC
Im on season 3 episode 19. I think this has to do with Amy. Are you watching on hbomax?

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TheBrainbuster
06/30/22 1:30:09 AM
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Dragon posted...
Im on season 3 episode 19. I think this has to do with Amy. Are you watching on hbomax?

yeah

My girlfriend and I were looking up Treat Williams on IMDB and we both were like "oh yeah I vaguely remember that show" and started watching it -- and are now into it lol

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TentacleDemon
06/30/22 1:30:56 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
It was pretty popular among kids in the 90s.
Yep. Tech was advancing at a rate that we could actually imagine our toys getting to that point. Obviously we were wrong, butnwe were kids and it felt almost possible to us. And it wasn't a new concept for a story by any means, but it came at the right time with the right subject matter to really capture and fascinate us when we were kids.

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yusiko
06/30/22 1:32:55 AM
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small soldiers is actually on tubi if you want to take a trip down memory lane
i watched it last month

tubi is a completely free streaming service and while it has a lot of junk it also has a lot of gems
it does have ads which is the downside of it being free but they arent to intrusive

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Ricky Williams
06/30/22 1:33:21 AM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
and then they had some movie where a clown got jealous of another clown who stole his fame and glory... Tried his best to undermine him in everyway possible or something like... Idk
Sounds like Death to Smoochy?

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Dragon
06/30/22 1:34:08 AM
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TheBrainbuster posted...
yeah

My girlfriend and I were looking up Treat Williams on IMDB and we both were like "oh yeah I vaguely remember that show" and started watching it -- and are now into it lol
Treat Williams is great. I wish he was in more stuff. I watched this show when it aired but I dont remember enjoying it this much before. Bright is a lot better than I remember. Jake is very annoying though.

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IfGodCouldDie
06/30/22 1:36:24 AM
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yusiko posted...
Why did Kirsten Stewart's character have a large collection or barbies for chip to turn into new soldier dolls if she hates them?

Seriously she has the largest collection of barbies I've ever seen and then later when they are evil she is smashing them to save the male lead and says she always hated them

It makes no sense
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MedeaLysistrata
06/30/22 1:37:13 AM
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Lmao the tagline

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GameGodOfAll
06/30/22 1:41:27 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oF4pxphwNI

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
06/30/22 1:51:56 AM
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Underrated gem

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yunalenne10
06/30/22 2:30:25 AM
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Another one bites the dust~

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The_Korey
06/30/22 5:06:57 AM
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Where the fuck is my sequel/reboot??

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/30/22 5:10:03 AM
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i remember seeing it but dont remember anything about it.

other than it having some stupid GI Joe ass looking dolls...
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Ratchetrockon
06/30/22 5:11:40 AM
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I watched it a lot as a kid.. i always cried at the end too


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TomClark
06/30/22 5:14:15 AM
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I had the Game Boy game.

It wasn't that great.

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Homeless_Waifu
06/30/22 7:35:24 AM
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Ricky Williams posted...
Sounds like Death to Smoochy?
Omg yes it was this movie!
I have to watch this movie again!https://youtu.be/5NNXKJ0AbUc

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AsucaHayashi
06/30/22 7:47:33 AM
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man i miss novel movies like this.

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