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rwlh 07/02/22 7:16:21 PM #1: |
as nominated by @LeonhartFour Arguments for Johnny:
Arguments for DK:
Last topic was a stomp for the Kong, as the weight of Pyramid Head's sins were no match for the guiltless ape. Today is a more traditional battle, with a movie star turned world-saving hero facing a giant ape in a marquee matchup to boost the box office. Can DK test his might, or will it be time for a Fatality? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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X_Dante_X 07/02/22 7:20:33 PM #2: |
donkey kong solos --- boring and mundane signature Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold ... Copied to Clipboard!
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redrocket 07/02/22 7:33:58 PM #3: |
If Johnny hits DK with a Ball Breaker, its gonna hurt. --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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redrocket 07/02/22 7:51:12 PM #4: |
rwlh posted... * he could punch Johnny's sunglasses off his head, mortally wounding him This would be a very bad move for DK https://youtu.be/-OY5oetA1kU Messing with Johnnys sunglasses is like messing with DKs bananas. --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeonhartFour 07/02/22 8:27:27 PM #5: |
rwlh posted... he could punch Johnny's sunglasses off his head, mortally wounding him this is the part where DK falls down after having his balls busted --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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greengravy294 07/02/22 8:50:08 PM #6: |
johnny cage SOLOS --- https://imgur.com/a/LEqiW https://imgur.com/iXHxhET ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tazzyboyishere 07/02/22 9:52:17 PM #7: |
nominate Cranky Kong in his prime --- http://i.imgur.com/l7xxLh1.jpg PSN/Steam - RoboQuote ; NNID - TazzyMan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamekguy 07/03/22 1:14:53 AM #8: |
Depends on which version of Johnny Cage. Pre-MK9 Cage definitely jobs out to DK. Guy is just too damn cocky and doesn't have a way to finish off DK fast. MK9 Cage also very likely loses, even with time travel shenanigans, his best showings are jobbing out enough to play dead. MKX/11 Cage gets military training, years more experience, and is post-punching out Shinnok. This is an actual fight, and I might lean toward Johnny for it - DK can dish out more firepower in a shorter amount of time, but Cage has actual ways of anticipating it and powering through. My concern comes from Johnny's signature move. If he punches DK in the crystal coconuts, DK is definitely going to retaliate by punching Johnny even harder. I feel it is inevitable that the match ends in a contest of groin punches, so I ask: how durable are Johnny Cage's balls? --- Mario Vs Cloud 2002: A Video Retrospective - https://youtu.be/1dx4t6H_K9Y Full Channel Available Here!: https://www.youtube.com/c/designingfor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rwlh 07/03/22 10:12:52 AM #9: |
Never did I imagine this topic would turn to a discussion of comparing fictional characters' balls. Well okay, maybe I did. A little. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterplum 07/03/22 10:21:17 AM #10: |
Kage --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LiquidOshawott 07/03/22 10:35:18 AM #11: |
Johnny Cage Beating Shinnok is a better feat than DKs I think --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rwlh 07/03/22 1:04:23 PM #12: |
Could Donkey Kong defeat Shinnok in a fight? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rwlh 07/03/22 5:25:03 PM #13: |
Not very popular, Johnny Cage. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lopen 07/03/22 5:31:41 PM #14: |
Johnny Cage wins --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bryans7 07/03/22 9:40:41 PM #15: |
Kamekguy posted... how durable are Johnny Cage's balls? I say to you, how durable are Donkey Kong's testicles? Canonically we know that Johnny Cage can down a Shokan with a single ball blast. (Goro; Mortal Kombat [1997]) Is DK's genital region as strong as Goro's? I'm not so sure. --- https://i.imgur.com/zBZVUai.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 07/03/22 9:45:16 PM #16: |
Lopen posted... Johnny Cage wins FATALITY --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TomNook 07/03/22 10:40:01 PM #17: |
Johnny Cage would uppercut DK's head off 3 times. Johnny Cage wins. --- Bells, bells, bells! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MegaWentEvil 07/04/22 4:37:51 PM #18: |
Donkey Kong, nothing Johnny did compares to punching the moon out of orbit. On topic: Nominating Rillaboom --- #FreeUkraine | #ScrewPutin | Aro/Ace I'm not Ukrainian, my avatar is the Ukrainian flag just as support to them. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeeksFire 07/04/22 5:53:18 PM #19: |
I think JC has the advantage, because he's smaller than a moon and can dodge said punch, then pull off what Johnny Cage usually does. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crescent-Moon 07/04/22 9:34:46 PM #20: |
It sounds like DK doesn't have the balls to win this one. --- So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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