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Damn_Underscore 07/05/22 3:20:34 PM #1:	Could you marry her? Yes No Could you marry her? - Results (71 votes) Yes 30.99% (22 votes) 22 No 69.01% (49 votes) 49 She's perfect but her parents had 8 kids and she wants to have at least that many Could you marry her? --- She left me roses by the stairs. Surprises let me know she cares. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:966358302] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote> Could you marry her? Yes No Vote View Results Could you marry her? - Results (71 votes) Yes 30.99% (22 votes) 22 No 69.01% (49 votes) 49 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80083636', message: '0', key: '78b94f6e' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } She's perfect but her parents had 8 kids and she wants to have at least that many Could you marry her? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GallisOTK 07/05/22 3:22:09 PM #2:	Hell no --- https://i.imgur.com/nN7dH18.jpg <cite>GallisOTK posted [p:966358333] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Hell no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mearcstapa 07/05/22 3:22:22 PM #3:	fuck no --- after years of waiting nothing came <cite>Mearcstapa posted [p:966358344] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>fuck no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 07/05/22 3:23:01 PM #4:	We've got four kids and I feel like we're insane at times. No way at doubling that. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:966358359] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>We've got four kids and I feel like we're insane at times. No way at doubling that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Interstella5555 07/05/22 3:23:50 PM #5:	Sure, doubt she'd be interested since I had a vasectomy 5 years ago. <cite>Interstella5555 posted [p:966358381] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Sure, doubt she'd be interested since I had a vasectomy 5 years ago. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic 07/05/22 3:28:58 PM #6:	Yes. The perfect woman has loads of money and doesnt mind taking care of the kids alone any time I feel overwhelmed and want to take a solo vacation or whatever. --- Forever Momo; Always EPic <cite>MrMelodramatic posted [p:966358481] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Yes. The perfect woman has loads of money and doesnt mind taking care of the kids alone any time I feel overwhelmed and want to take a solo vacation or whatever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 07/05/22 3:31:05 PM #7:	Yes because in this scenario of "being the perfect woman" she should be able to solo handle all the children while still providing sole income for us all. She's also hotter than Gal Gadot mixed with Marg Robbie and can cook better than Gordon Ramsay. --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:966358524] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Yes because in this scenario of "being the perfect woman" she should be able to solo handle all the children while still providing sole income for us all. She's also hotter than Gal Gadot mixed with Marg Robbie and can cook better than Gordon Ramsay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 07/05/22 3:32:38 PM #8:	If she wants 8+ kids, she's not perfect. Frankly 1+ is too many. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:966358545] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>If she wants 8+ kids, she's not perfect. Frankly 1+ is too many. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Wheelman1 07/05/22 3:48:28 PM #9:	Hell just having 1 kid is too much. 8 will drive me insane. --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The Wheelman1 posted [p:966358943] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Hell just having 1 kid is too much. 8 will drive me insane. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MattcheteGuy 07/05/22 3:49:26 PM #10:	Wanting more than 0 kids is 100% a dealbreaker for me. --- What a friggin waste of a 7 dollar chicken! <cite>MattcheteGuy posted [p:966358971] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Wanting more than 0 kids is 100% a dealbreaker for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 07/05/22 3:49:46 PM #11:	lol fuck no! if one kid is already a big enough headache, imagine more than 8 of them... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:966358980] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>lol fuck no! if one kid is already a big enough headache, imagine more than 8 of them... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/05/22 3:50:50 PM #12:	Lol no --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:966359010] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Lol no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ar0ge 07/05/22 3:56:10 PM #13:	She can want 8 kids all she wants. Doesn't mean she'll get them. <cite>Ar0ge posted [p:966359137] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>She can want 8 kids all she wants. Doesn't mean she'll get them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoIidLegacy 07/05/22 4:01:18 PM #14:	If she wants to have kids at all with me, then she's not perfect. --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. <cite>SoIidLegacy posted [p:966359235] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>If she wants to have kids at all with me, then she's not perfect. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 07/05/22 4:34:37 PM #15:	Maybe if she's super wealthy. There's no way I'd ever be able to afford 8 kids. --- You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt St. Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:966360040] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Maybe if she's super wealthy. There's no way I'd ever be able to afford 8 kids. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Norman_Smiley 07/05/22 4:36:02 PM #16:	deal. that makes enough to play some 5 on 5 basketball. --- http://i.imgur.com/BVBQC.jpg The big wiggle equals ratings. <cite>Norman_Smiley posted [p:966360066] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>deal. that makes enough to play some 5 on 5 basketball. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 07/05/22 4:37:52 PM #17:	what downside? --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:966360099] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>what downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 07/05/22 4:39:01 PM #19:	Imagine the amount of milk --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:966360120] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Imagine the amount of milk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 07/05/22 4:56:17 PM #20:	8+ kids is alright depending on how far they are spread out. I mean my pops has 7 siblings, but there's nearly 20 years between the oldest and youngest. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:966360498] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>8+ kids is alright depending on how far they are spread out. I mean my pops has 7 siblings, but there's nearly 20 years between the oldest and youngest. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 07/05/22 5:00:28 PM #21:	I would've said no even if she only wanted one. Doesn't matter if it's mine, she adopts, or was already a single mother when we met. I don't do kids. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:966360623] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>I would've said no even if she only wanted one. Doesn't matter if it's mine, she adopts, or was already a single mother when we met. I don't do kids. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 07/05/22 5:03:00 PM #22:	If shes wealthy as fuck then yeah sure --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:966360677] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>If shes wealthy as fuck then yeah sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Son Of Spam 07/05/22 5:06:34 PM #23:	Sure. I just won't let her know I'm sterile so that we can "keep trying". --- 17 years on Gamefaqs, and I still don't have a signature. <cite>Son Of Spam posted [p:966360781] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Sure. I just won't let her know I'm sterile so that we can "keep trying". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerraSeeker 07/05/22 8:04:34 PM #24:	8 is a bit much I would rather have 3 to 5, and honestly 5 is probably pushing it. I'm not sure how I could really be the best father to that many kids. I wold give it a try for someone I would consider perfect. --- Your words are as empty as your soul <cite>TerraSeeker posted [p:966364795] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>8 is a bit much I would rather have 3 to 5, and honestly 5 is probably pushing it. I'm not sure how I could really be the best father to that many kids. I wold give it a try for someone I would consider perfect. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 07/05/22 8:04:53 PM #25:	Son Of Spam posted... Sure. I just won't let her know I'm sterile so that we can "keep trying". That's pretty fucked up --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:966364801] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Son Of Spam posted... </cite> <quote>Sure. I just won't let her know I'm sterile so that we can "keep trying".</quote>That's pretty fucked up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 07/06/22 1:47:53 AM #26:	VigorouslySwish posted... If shes wealthy as fuck then yeah sure <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:966371055] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>VigorouslySwish posted...</cite> <quote>If shes wealthy as fuck then yeah sure </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/06/22 3:00:01 AM #27:	i have to say no. i'm not mentally fit to handle parenting. stress out too easily against noise. --- It happens with literally every single generation, and now it's your turn. You are the modern version of a grandfather watching old war movies: Lionhartwolf <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:966371831] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>i have to say no. i'm not mentally fit to handle parenting. stress out too easily against noise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/06/22 3:04:51 AM #28:	If we lived in a log cabin with a sod roof in 1830s Missouri, this may have been viable. In 2020s Missouri, this shit ain't happening. We're driving to Kansas to abort #3 through infinity. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:966371868] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>If we lived in a log cabin with a sod roof in 1830s Missouri, this may have been viable. In 2020s Missouri, this shit ain't happening. We're driving to Kansas to abort #3 through infinity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 07/06/22 3:20:33 AM #29:	Even wanting one is too much for my liking, unless the kid(s) in question have wings and feathers rather than arms. Preferably tiels. --- But I Trumble from there! http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:966372007] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Even wanting one is too much for my liking, unless the kid(s) in question have wings and feathers rather than arms. Preferably tiels. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Son Of Spam 07/06/22 4:56:36 PM #30:	Irony posted... That's pretty fucked up Yeah, you're right about that. Pretty tasteless joke on my part. Not sure what I was thinking when I sent that one out. --- 17 years on Gamefaqs, and I still don't have a signature. <cite>Son Of Spam posted [p:966385330] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>That's pretty fucked up</quote>Yeah, you're right about that. Pretty tasteless joke on my part. Not sure what I was thinking when I sent that one out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 07/06/22 5:00:46 PM #31:	Even though I like kids, 8 is a lot. However, assuming I can define 'perfect' then she'd super rich and she miraculously keeps her figure despite all those kids, so sure. <cite>garan posted [p:966385448] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Even though I like kids, 8 is a lot. However, assuming I can define 'perfect' then she'd super rich and she miraculously keeps her figure despite all those kids, so sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sugarysyntax 07/06/22 5:07:50 PM #32:	Dakimakura posted... what downside? <cite>sugarysyntax posted [p:966385586] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite> <quote>what downside?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 07/07/22 1:56:44 PM #33:	I like how whenever these 'The perfect woman but x' topics show up people come in saying 'then she's not perfect!' when that's literally the point of the hypothetical. Anyways, no that would be a dealbreaker for me. --- aka Thunderjay - Jenshin Team: https://i.imgur.com/TtFLzT8.png Resident Synthwave enjoyer. <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:966406283] in The perfec... [t:80083636]...</cite> <quote>I like how whenever these 'The perfect woman but x' topics show up people come in saying 'then she's not perfect!' when that's literally the point of the hypothetical. Anyways, no that would be a dealbreaker for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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