Current Events > It only makes sense to wash your ass first in the shower.

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It's the dirtiest part of your body because of poop germs. So wash it, rinse it off, then clean the rest of yourself.

If you wash your ass last, you're splattering your poop rinse on yourself before you get out.

Washing from head down makes no fucking sense. Start with the anus.

That's riveting. But have you tried speedrunning your morning routine?

Face, hands then wherever.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

That's riveting. But have you tried speedrunning your morning routine?

You don't speed run hygiene

Start from the top and work your way down

Sorry TC, youre ass backwards here.

Unless youre some kind of super contortionist who manages to shower with their bum hole above their head.

Do you rub your loofah between the cheeks and against your anus? And then rub it on the rest of your body?

radical_rhino posted...

Do you rub your loofah between the cheeks and against your anus? And then rub it on the rest of your body?

Who doesn't use a separate rag or loofah for their ass?

Patty_Fleur posted...

You don't speed run hygiene

You must, there is a lot to do.

My routine
.-wash butt. Rinse
- wash body
- take off shower cap. Wash face with special cleanser.
- wash hair with shampoo
- wash hair with conditioner.

Do you at least wash your hands before washing the rest of you?

The_Creep_2020 posted...

Do you at least wash your hands before washing the rest of you?

Of course. I have body wash in there I use to wash my hands. I dont want my dick germs on my face.

Why would I wash my hands if I got a clean dick?

No it doesn't. I always start from top to bottom

Patty_Fleur posted...

My routine
.-wash butt. Rinse
- wash body
- take off shower cap. Wash face with special cleanser.
- wash hair with shampoo
- wash hair with conditioner.

So you wash yourself from the bottom up, then you shampoo and conditioner, then because you've been allowing filth to run downs your otherwise clean body you need to start all over again?

WorsCaseOntario posted...

No it doesn't. I always start from top to bottom

So you splash the feces germs on yourself and than get out? Nice.

Also this topic reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUoyb1bgSAo

Patty_Fleur posted...

So you splash the feces germs on yourself and than get out? Nice.

I'm covered in soap at that point. Any poo germs are going to die

You wash it last so that when you get the poop germs on your hands from washing it you dont then spread them all over your body. You clean your body first before the poop chute

I always start with the pits since they're within easier reach

A lot of my showers come directly after a shit so I tend to agree

I just use like, soap from the push bottle for that and the actual bar of soap for the rest of my body

Just get a dang bidet, dude.

Learn to clean your ass properly when going #2 so you dont have this problem

In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

Tc has fecalface confirmed