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_____Cait 07/13/22 2:22:09 AM #1:	Dude was such a chump. I dont know how the dude ever earned money, did he just play at his cover band every day? He made jingles? He cant possibly earn enough to raise two twins on that. I guess it helps when you live with Danny. He also came off as very disingenuous. I guess Becky saw through it, but I always thought Jessie was secretly a scared child deep down. Also, Did Uncle Joey ever find love? He was a good guy. --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 <cite>_____Cait posted [p:966536438] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Dude was such a chump. I dont know how the dude ever earned money, did he just play at his cover band every day? He made jingles? He cant possibly earn enough to raise two twins on that. I guess it helps when you live with Danny. He also came off as very disingenuous. I guess Becky saw through it, but I always thought Jessie was secretly a scared child deep down. Also, Did Uncle Joey ever find love? He was a good guy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 07/13/22 2:25:06 AM #2:	If every word I said, could make you laugh, I'd talk forever." That line makes the panties drop. --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:966536479] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>If every word I said, could make you laugh, I'd talk forever." That line makes the panties drop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/13/22 2:26:13 AM #3:	_____Cait posted... I always thought Jessie was secretly a scared child deep down Tbf. Every person who has ever lived is secretly a scared child deep down. Look at how Covid has been handled. It's been handled like it's being handled by a bunch of adults that are actually scared children deep down. It was literally "I don't want to give up my toys " in the beginning. And now we're here. They all scared fam. I think I need to reel myself back in. I been being super weird since Covid hit me lol. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:966536494] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>_____Cait posted... </cite> <quote>I always thought Jessie was secretly a scared child deep down</quote> Tbf. Every person who has ever lived is secretly a scared child deep down. Look at how Covid has been handled. It's been handled like it's being handled by a bunch of adults that are actually scared children deep down. It was literally "I don't want to give up my toys " in the beginning. And now we're here. They all scared fam. I think I need to reel myself back in. I been being super weird since Covid hit me lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 07/13/22 2:27:13 AM #4:	Have mercy --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:966536499] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Have mercy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_____Cait 07/13/22 2:28:10 AM #5:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Tbf. Every person who has ever lived is secretly a scared child deep down. Look at how Covid has been handled. It's been handled like it's being handled by a bunch of adults that are actually scared children deep down. It was literally "I don't want to give up my toys " in the beginning. And now we're here. They all scared fam. True, but I felt the show played him up as literally the coolest man who ever existed. --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 <cite>_____Cait posted [p:966536512] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Tbf. Every person who has ever lived is secretly a scared child deep down. Look at how Covid has been handled. It's been handled like it's being handled by a bunch of adults that are actually scared children deep down. It was literally "I don't want to give up my toys " in the beginning. And now we're here. They all scared fam.</quote> True, but I felt the show played him up as literally the coolest man who ever existed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/13/22 2:29:08 AM #6:	The other Uncle Jesse is better anyway. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/2/AAEhCpAADcls.jpg <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:966536523] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>The other Uncle Jesse is better anyway. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/2/AAEhCpAADcls.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unclekoolaid73 07/13/22 2:30:09 AM #7:	Cut. It. Out. <cite>unclekoolaid73 posted [p:966536537] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Cut. It. Out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/13/22 2:31:01 AM #8:	_____Cait posted... True, but I felt the show played him up as literally the coolest man who ever existed. They're always the most scared. It's why they try so hard. Tbf, some just really do got that cool with little effort. But the majority of them are just trying to look like they're that guy. They're trying super fuckin hard tho. So, yeah. Jessie is just the latter. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:966536541] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>_____Cait posted... </cite> <quote>True, but I felt the show played him up as literally the coolest man who ever existed.</quote> They're always the most scared. It's why they try so hard. Tbf, some just really do got that cool with little effort. But the majority of them are just trying to look like they're that guy. They're trying super fuckin hard tho. So, yeah. Jessie is just the latter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 07/13/22 2:34:47 AM #9:	https://screenrant.com/full-house-the-10-worst-things-jesse-has-done/ --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:966536586] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>https://screenrant.com/full-house-the-10-worst-things-jesse-has-done/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awesker002 07/13/22 2:38:42 AM #10:	bigtiggie23 posted... If every word I said, could make you laugh, I'd talk forever." That line makes the panties drop. That's a line from a Beach Boys song. --- Detroit Lions 3-13-1 Keep calm and Kerryon https://i.imgur.com/EhXehEc.jpg <cite>Awesker002 posted [p:966536620] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>bigtiggie23 posted... </cite> <quote>If every word I said, could make you laugh, I'd talk forever." That line makes the panties drop.</quote>That's a line from a Beach Boys song. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
qwertyuio1 07/13/22 2:39:17 AM #11:	Had to Google full house to see who these dudes are but dang you roasted him hard lol does the entire full house fanbase hate uncle Jessie or what? --- My profile photo is Black Philip ~ ask if my profile photo is a GOAT then ask who Black Phillip is! <cite>qwertyuio1 posted [p:966536628] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Had to Google full house to see who these dudes are but dang you roasted him hard lol does the entire full house fanbase hate uncle Jessie or what? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 07/13/22 2:44:24 AM #13:	Best part of Full House was when Chip and Dale visited. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/6/AAA_aCAADclw.jpg --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:966536676] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Best part of Full House was when Chip and Dale visited. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/6/AAA_aCAADclw.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 07/13/22 2:57:57 AM #14:	If you're going to watch Full House these days, it's a million times more fun if you follow along with the Real Full House Reviewed blog. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:966536813] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>If you're going to watch Full House these days, it's a million times more fun if you follow along with the Real Full House Reviewed blog. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_____Cait 07/13/22 3:51:58 AM #15:	WilliamPorygon posted... If you're going to watch Full House these days, it's a million times more fun if you follow along with the Real Full House Reviewed blog. We are actually playing it a lounge at the school where I work, so its a big nostalgia blast for me, but I cant believe some of the stuff we accepted twenty-five years ago, haha. --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 <cite>_____Cait posted [p:966537257] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>If you're going to watch Full House these days, it's a million times more fun if you follow along with the Real Full House Reviewed blog.</quote> We are actually playing it a lounge at the school where I work, so its a big nostalgia blast for me, but I cant believe some of the stuff we accepted twenty-five years ago, haha. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 07/13/22 3:55:35 AM #16:	"If every word I said, could make you laugh, I'd talk forever." Nice quote. --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:966537283] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>"If every word I said, could make you laugh, I'd talk forever." Nice quote. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 07/13/22 4:52:00 AM #17:	kuwab0 posted... Have mercy --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:966537705] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>kuwab0 posted... </cite> <quote>Have mercy</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 07/13/22 5:27:32 AM #18:	Hes hot who cares <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:966537948] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Hes hot who cares </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 07/13/22 5:43:36 AM #19:	they never called joey uncle so he isnt uncle joey he is just joey and yes he found love in fuller house but we never see his wife but his children are just awful and no one wants them around --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:966538068] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>they never called joey uncle so he isnt uncle joey he is just joey and yes he found love in fuller house but we never see his wife but his children are just awful and no one wants them around </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 07/13/22 5:45:00 AM #20:	yusiko posted... they never called joey uncle so he isnt uncle joey he is just joey and yes he found love in fuller house but we never see his wife but his children are just awful and no one wants them around --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 5 <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:966538080] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>yusiko posted... </cite> <quote>they never called joey uncle so he isnt uncle joey he is just joey and yes he found love in fuller house but we never see his wife but his children are just awful and no one wants them around</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 07/13/22 6:21:28 AM #21:	yusiko posted... we never see his wife https://fullhouse.fandom.com/wiki/Ginger_Gladstone <cite>Raikuro posted [p:966538367] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>yusiko posted... </cite> <quote>we never see his wife</quote>https://fullhouse.fandom.com/wiki/Ginger_Gladstone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiggy101011 07/13/22 6:39:16 AM #22:	Wait Uncle Jessie didn't stay with Becky? --- XBL: F1RE v2 PSN: F1REx <cite>Jiggy101011 posted [p:966538490] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Wait Uncle Jessie didn't stay with Becky? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_____Cait 07/13/22 8:54:49 AM #23:	Jiggy101011 posted... Wait Uncle Jessie didn't stay with Becky? Didnt they divorce irl --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 <cite>_____Cait posted [p:966539887] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Jiggy101011 posted... </cite> <quote>Wait Uncle Jessie didn't stay with Becky?</quote> Didnt they divorce irl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DyingPancake 07/13/22 9:02:56 AM #24:	Even as a kid I thought it was weird his band got huge from just being a cover band (with one single that I recall) --- Pine State milk <cite>DyingPancake posted [p:966539990] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Even as a kid I thought it was weird his band got huge from just being a cover band (with one single that I recall) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 07/13/22 9:46:55 AM #25:	How rude! --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:966540695] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>How rude! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DipDipDiver 07/13/22 9:59:52 AM #26:	His Elvis impression wasn't even good <cite>DipDipDiver posted [p:966540920] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>His Elvis impression wasn't even good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 07/13/22 5:35:12 PM #27:	You guys need to watch fuller house as it answers so many questions --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:966550886] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>You guys need to watch fuller house as it answers so many questions </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 07/13/22 5:45:13 PM #28:	yusiko posted... You guys need to watch fuller house as it answers so many questions I kinda lost interest after the first season --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:966551089] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>yusiko posted... </cite> <quote>You guys need to watch fuller house as it answers so many questions</quote>I kinda lost interest after the first season </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 07/13/22 5:47:50 PM #29:	If I a ever get a lady. I am 100% doing this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kus-YGkFR8w --- To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships. W.E.B. Du Bois <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:966551137] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>If I a ever get a lady. I am 100% doing this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kus-YGkFR8w </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 07/13/22 6:13:50 PM #30:	WilliamPorygon posted... I kinda lost interest after the first season it actually gets much better after its first season much more interesting side characters show up better written jokes less reliance just nostalgia and the kid actors got better at acting like the original its not really great but rather just wholesome how we wish life actually worked sort of sitcom like the characters all live in a hall mark card --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:966551792] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>I kinda lost interest after the first season</quote> it actually gets much better after its first season much more interesting side characters show up better written jokes less reliance just nostalgia and the kid actors got better at acting like the original its not really great but rather just wholesome how we wish life actually worked sort of sitcom like the characters all live in a hall mark card </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 07/13/22 6:16:10 PM #31:	_____Cait posted... Dude was such a chump. I dont know how the dude ever earned money, did he just play at his cover band every day? He made jingles? He cant possibly earn enough to raise two twins on that. I guess it helps when you live with Danny. He also came off as very disingenuous. I guess Becky saw through it, but I always thought Jessie was secretly a scared child deep down. Also, Did Uncle Joey ever find love? He was a good guy. You know how it goes. The hot babes love losers. --- Italian, French, German. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:966551852] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>_____Cait posted... </cite> <quote>Dude was such a chump. I dont know how the dude ever earned money, did he just play at his cover band every day? He made jingles? He cant possibly earn enough to raise two twins on that. I guess it helps when you live with Danny. He also came off as very disingenuous. I guess Becky saw through it, but I always thought Jessie was secretly a scared child deep down. Also, Did Uncle Joey ever find love? He was a good guy.</quote>You know how it goes. The hot babes love losers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedRanger 07/13/22 6:22:28 PM #32:	Questionmarktarius posted... The other Uncle Jesse is better anyway. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/2/AAEhCpAADcls.jpg I went through most of the first post thinking this was about Dukes of Hazard. --- Recruiting teenagers with attitude! <cite>RedRanger posted [p:966551983] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>The other Uncle Jesse is better anyway. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/2/AAEhCpAADcls.jpg</quote>I went through most of the first post thinking this was about Dukes of Hazard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NozomisHusband 07/13/22 6:28:49 PM #33:	WilliamPorygon posted... https://screenrant.com/full-house-the-10-worst-things-jesse-has-done/ That item about Jesse ignoring his family in Japan made me remember that Full House itself was actually something of a cult classic of sorts there. --- draphs <cite>NozomisHusband posted [p:966552122] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>https://screenrant.com/full-house-the-10-worst-things-jesse-has-done/</quote> That item about Jesse ignoring his family in Japan made me remember that Full House itself was actually something of a cult classic of sorts there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 07/13/22 6:31:54 PM #34:	Questionmarktarius posted... The other Uncle Jesse is better anyway. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/2/AAEhCpAADcls.jpg --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:966552189] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>The other Uncle Jesse is better anyway. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/2/AAEhCpAADcls.jpg</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
qwertyuio1 07/13/22 6:54:19 PM #35:	WilliamPorygon posted... I kinda lost interest after the first season damn I still havent seen full house yet but I might have to binge both series; me Googling them isnt doing justice --- My profile photo is Black Philip ~ ask if my profile photo is a GOAT then ask who Black Phillip is! <cite>qwertyuio1 posted [p:966552709] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>I kinda lost interest after the first season</quote> damn I still havent seen full house yet but I might have to binge both series; me Googling them isnt doing justice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HovaRex 07/13/22 8:25:46 PM #36:	There used to be this comedy blog I read as a youngn called WWUJD or what would Uncle Jesse do. It was more or less just someone doing journal entries in character as Uncle Jesse. Very funny. --- I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide. <cite>HovaRex posted [p:966554636] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>There used to be this comedy blog I read as a youngn called WWUJD or what would Uncle Jesse do. It was more or less just someone doing journal entries in character as Uncle Jesse. Very funny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 07/13/22 8:27:23 PM #37:	Yeah Full House definitely gets better after the very beginning. Baby Michelle is annoying and there are so many weird things... Uncle Jessie is Jessie Cochran the exterminator who wears a mullet --- She left me roses by the stairs. Surprises let me know she cares. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:966554663] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Yeah Full House definitely gets better after the very beginning. Baby Michelle is annoying and there are so many weird things... Uncle Jessie is Jessie Cochran the exterminator who wears a mullet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aztex 07/13/22 9:49:02 PM #38:	This topic should have been about Joey specially with the last comment about being a scared child he does stand up and impressions mostly about cartoon characters targeted at children. Lives in a basement and doesn't get to a love interest in the show. His main gig is a puppet where he only does shows for kids, I think he makes less money than Jesse or equally either way both come off as leeches towards Danny. --- Hot Girls Message Board https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls <cite>Aztex posted [p:966556447] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>This topic should have been about Joey specially with the last comment about being a scared child he does stand up and impressions mostly about cartoon characters targeted at children. Lives in a basement and doesn't get to a love interest in the show. His main gig is a puppet where he only does shows for kids, I think he makes less money than Jesse or equally either way both come off as leeches towards Danny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aztex 07/13/22 9:50:25 PM #39:	Forgot to add he was a substitute teacher and got a guilt trip about sending Michelle to the principals office that he ended not subbing again --- Hot Girls Message Board https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls <cite>Aztex posted [p:966556475] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Forgot to add he was a substitute teacher and got a guilt trip about sending Michelle to the principals office that he ended not subbing again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 07/13/22 10:21:46 PM #40:	Aztex posted... This topic should have been about Joey specially with the last comment about being a scared child he does stand up and impressions mostly about cartoon characters targeted at children. Lives in a basement and doesn't get to a love interest in the show. His main gig is a puppet where he only does shows for kids, I think he makes less money than Jesse or equally either way both come off as leeches towards Danny. actually the entire adult members of the family in full house are all media personalities and make a lot of money danny and rebecca are cohosts of a syndicated morning talk show and by fuller house they get an even bigger show to cohost jessie actually has a successful music career after a couple seasons as well as hosts a popular radio show with joey and joey is the host of a childrens show like barney the dinosaur and a successful stand up comedian who has shows in vegas so jessie and joey arent really leeches and danny was the one who asked them to move in with him they get free rent in exchange for danny getting free childcare for his girls --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:966557133] in Uncle Jess... [t:80092482]...</cite> <quote>Aztex posted... </cite> <quote>This topic should have been about Joey specially with the last comment about being a scared child he does stand up and impressions mostly about cartoon characters targeted at children. Lives in a basement and doesn't get to a love interest in the show. His main gig is a puppet where he only does shows for kids, I think he makes less money than Jesse or equally either way both come off as leeches towards Danny.</quote> actually the entire adult members of the family in full house are all media personalities and make a lot of money danny and rebecca are cohosts of a syndicated morning talk show and by fuller house they get an even bigger show to cohost jessie actually has a successful music career after a couple seasons as well as hosts a popular radio show with joey and joey is the host of a childrens show like barney the dinosaur and a successful stand up comedian who has shows in vegas so jessie and joey arent really leeches and danny was the one who asked them to move in with him they get free rent in exchange for danny getting free childcare for his girls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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