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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 5:56:14 AM
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like if he asked you to be his bed jumper, would you do it? The only thing you get out of it is helping your friend soak, seeing the chick's naked tits, and a slight leg workout. Nothing more

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LincolnDuncan
07/20/22 5:57:18 AM
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I hate that I understood this topic.

And yes I would.

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Guide
07/20/22 5:59:57 AM
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A friend helps you soak. A brother thrusts behind you.

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 6:00:36 AM
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Guide posted...
A friend helps you soak. A brother thrusts behind you.
Like grab his cheeks and just rock his pelvis back and forth? >_>

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Foppe
07/20/22 6:02:46 AM
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That is just an urban legend.

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Guide
07/20/22 6:03:36 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Like grab his cheeks and just rock his pelvis back and forth? >_>

No, like a Greco-Roman piston.

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 6:07:34 AM
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Foppe posted...
That is just an urban legend.
lol no

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 6:08:09 AM
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Guide posted...
No, like a Greco-Roman piston.
i dont get it

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g0ldie
07/20/22 6:11:22 AM
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I'd pass, tbh.

too weird for me.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/20/22 6:35:39 AM
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I would, but Id be trying to mega bounce them off the bed.

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VeryFatKid
07/20/22 6:38:12 AM
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no i dont really want any interactions with mormons
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ssk9716757
07/20/22 6:38:36 AM
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of course. least i can do

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LinkFanatic
07/20/22 6:42:32 AM
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Guide posted...
A friend helps you soak. A brother thrusts behind you.

XD

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gunplagirl
07/20/22 6:44:29 AM
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No, that's pathetic

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PMarth2002
07/20/22 7:55:35 AM
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*reads up on soaking*

Religion is fucking weird.

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Foppe
07/20/22 9:08:42 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
*reads up on soaking*

Religion is fucking weird.
They spend so much time and resources in trying to find loopholes so one wonders why they still pretend to be religious.
Like they have put a fishing line in the air around Manhattan just so Jews can break their Sabbath rules.

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Heartomaton
07/20/22 9:16:34 AM
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No. Fuck, don't fuck, handle your own bedroom shenanigans and leave me alone.

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MabusIncarnate
07/20/22 9:18:39 AM
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I watched Amish Mafia, this shit is legit

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 9:20:20 AM
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Foppe posted...
They spend so much time and resources in trying to find loopholes so one wonders why they still pretend to be religious.
Like they have put a fishing line in the air around Manhattan just so Jews can break their Sabbath rules.
What's the context with that?

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 9:20:59 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
No. Fuck, don't fuck, handle your own bedroom shenanigans and leave me alone.
u get to see some titties tho

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Heartomaton
07/20/22 9:21:47 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
u get to see some titties tho

We're on the internet right now.

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NoxObscuras
07/20/22 9:22:36 AM
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Had to Google wtf soaking is. No, I'm not helping with that. Find a non religious girl and move on.

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Foppe
07/20/22 9:33:21 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
What's the context with that?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
07/20/22 9:36:54 AM
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I googled it, why would someone need help with that?

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 9:37:56 AM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I googled it, why would someone need help with that?
You can't do the thrusting. Someone else has to thrust for you

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
07/20/22 9:39:27 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
You can't do the thrusting. Someone else has to thrust for you
The results I got said they just insert and let it set in there. Nothing about someone else thrusting you

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 9:40:37 AM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
The results I got said they just insert and let it set in there. Nothing about someone else thrusting you

The practice is said to sometimes be accompanied by "jump humping", which involves enlisting the help of a third person to bounce on the bed on which a couple is lying while they are engaged in soaking, thus generating the missing element of motion without allegedly making the couple responsible for the presence of the motion. The third person has been termed the "bed jumper" or "Provo pusher".

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MabusIncarnate
07/20/22 9:40:51 AM
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Reread the first post, lol. He's asking if you'd be a bro and jump on the bed for your buddy who is stuck soaking.

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David1988
07/20/22 9:41:46 AM
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Do Mormons do this? Probably why they have such a tight-knit community, probably could learn something from them


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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 9:42:05 AM
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David1988 posted...
Do Mormons do this? Probably why they have such a tight-knit community, probably could learn something from them
Yeah, it's mostly a Mormon thing

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 9:42:35 AM
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There is some religions where chicks can't have vaginal sex until marriage. So instead they just have TONS of oral sex and anal sex to loophole it lmao

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 2:21:24 PM
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<_<

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aurlen
07/20/22 2:26:07 PM
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So...you'd be pushing your friend's ass with your foot? Do you have to pull him back toward you and again and again?

Can't you have the girl be reverse cowgirl and lift her up and down, by her hair or somewhere else, and get some action yourself as well?
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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 2:29:11 PM
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aurlen posted...
So...you'd be pushing your friend's ass with your foot? Do you have to pull him back toward you and again and again?

Can't you have the girl be reverse cowgirl and lift her up and down, by her hair or somewhere else, and get some action yourself as well?
They're in a committed monogamous relationship, but need someone to jump on the bed so they can soak

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aurlen
07/20/22 3:37:04 PM
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Oh. Sure, he'd owe me a favor
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MabusIncarnate
07/20/22 8:34:22 PM
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Bump

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Kim_Seong-a
07/20/22 8:41:06 PM
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Nah. If he's gonna have sex he's gonna do it the right way. I ain't gonna enable this pansy wansy shit.

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NeonOctopus
07/20/22 10:00:13 PM
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lol

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Lairen
07/20/22 10:10:08 PM
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So your super being doesnt know youre just blatantly fucking the rules in some non loophole?

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KainWind
07/20/22 10:13:37 PM
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Of course

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NeonOctopus
07/21/22 3:37:51 PM
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>_>

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Jupiter
07/21/22 3:52:19 PM
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I don't know what this topic means. Perhaps it's better that way.

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NeonOctopus
07/21/22 3:52:49 PM
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Jupiter posted...
I don't know what this topic means. Perhaps it's better that way.
Go look it up

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NeonOctopus
07/21/22 4:32:29 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

lol

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NeonOctopus
07/22/22 12:57:56 PM
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<_<

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Homeless_Waifu
07/22/22 8:47:34 PM
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I'd stop being religious myself instantly if it meant I couldn't fuck properly.


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