Current Events > Military recruitment at its lowest in decades. You fuckers ready for a draft?

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NeonOctopus
07/22/22 10:49:26 AM
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Apparently the army missed the mark by 40,000 recruits the last 2 years >_>

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Mensis
07/22/22 10:50:10 AM
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Im too old, suck it zoomers

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MrAndersonWb
07/22/22 10:50:42 AM
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Mensis posted...
Im too old, suck it zoomers

haha. Draft is up to 45 years
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LincolnDuncan
07/22/22 10:51:08 AM
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they won't want me

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Lunar_Savage
07/22/22 10:51:27 AM
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MrAndersonWb posted...
haha. Draft is up to 45 years

I'm 33 and I know they don't start with the old people. If they're banging on my door, whatever war they conjured up is already lost.

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ZMythos
07/22/22 10:51:43 AM
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We pulled out of Afghanistan, war is as unpopular as it has ever been, we don't want to get directly involved in Ukraine, and drone strikes are the preferred method of engagement now.

So what do we need a bigger military for?

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Hop103
07/22/22 10:52:20 AM
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The army are fools to issue a draft in this day and age.

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WingsOfGood
07/22/22 10:53:12 AM
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Lunar_Savage posted...
I'm 33 and I know they don't start with the old people. If they're banging on my door, whatever war they conjured up is already lost.

when the alt right boomers get power they will say all the lazy millennials need to be drafted so they know what is it like to get off their lazy butts and do real work
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MrAndersonWb
07/22/22 10:53:25 AM
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Lunar_Savage posted...
I'm 33 and I know they don't start with the old people. If they're banging on my door, whatever war they conjured up is already lost.

youre 33?

pray that there is no war in the next 12 years, or youre totally getting a knock on your door.

maybe. Rumor has it that suddenly POC are considered Americans after all of a sudden when there is a draft and they always get called first <_<
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SiO4
07/22/22 10:53:38 AM
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Lunar_Savage posted...


I'm 33 and I know they don't start with the old people. If they're banging on my door, whatever war they conjured up is already lost.


Quality post.

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DipDipDiver
07/22/22 10:54:19 AM
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Bullshit, they have robot dogs with guns now
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Hop103
07/22/22 10:55:11 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...


when the alt right boomers get power they will say all the lazy millennials need to be drafted so they know what is it like to get off their lazy butts and do real work


They will be too old, it's the zoomers that will be drafted and unfortunately zoomers are far less reliable (You don't want a bunch of anti-American zoomers in the army).

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DarkRoast
07/22/22 10:56:41 AM
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MrAndersonWb posted...
youre 33?

pray that there is no war in the next 12 years, or youre totally getting a knock on your door.

maybe. Rumor has it that suddenly POC are considered Americans after all of a sudden when there is a draft and they always get called first <_<

It's literally a randomized algorithm based on birthday

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Lunar_Savage
07/22/22 10:57:03 AM
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Like I said. They start drafting and the war is already lost.

Hold onto your butts.

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MrAndersonWb
07/22/22 10:57:49 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
It's literally a randomized algorithm based on birthday

Right.
And policing and sentencing are also quite neutral too <_<
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FinalBraveNUT
07/22/22 11:00:42 AM
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MrAndersonWb posted...
haha. Draft is up to 45 years

Damn I thought I was good at almost 39

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K181
07/22/22 11:02:11 AM
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Fear-mongering about a draft? What is this, 2004?

Ain't gonna happen.

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MrAndersonWb
07/22/22 11:02:25 AM
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FinalBraveNUT posted...
Damn I thought I was good at almost 39

its actually from 18 until 26. But if shit hits the fan it can be expanded to 45
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DarkRoast
07/22/22 11:02:35 AM
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MrAndersonWb posted...
Right.
And policing and sentencing are also quite neutral too <_<

There's no people involved in any process outside of determining if someone is fit for duty - and that goes to physicians who evaluate them physically.

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ToadallyAwesome
07/22/22 11:03:04 AM
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Weird fear mongering going on in this topic.

If they instituted an active Draft while we bare not in any conflict that would break a lot of things. Alot of guys in the military wouldnt like it as it impedes their honor, something already happening.

It wouldnt surprised me if it backfired spectacularly.

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MrAndersonWb
07/22/22 11:03:06 AM
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K181 posted...
Fear-mongering about a draft? What is this, 2004?

Ain't gonna happen.

abortion will never be repealed. 10 year olds would never be forced to carry a pregnancy to term. No one will try to ban the sale of condoms. Oh wait
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DeathVelvien
07/22/22 11:03:09 AM
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I'm overweight, have breathing issues, and am legally SMI. If I'm actually drafted, it's a sign we're well and truly fucked.

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K181
07/22/22 11:04:30 AM
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MrAndersonWb posted...
abortion will never be repealed. 10 year olds would never be forced to carry a pregnancy to term. No one will try to ban the sale of condoms. Oh wait

Except one party has been pushing for abortion restrictions and allowances for Christian rules for literal decades. Name any prominent politician advocating for a draft.

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LincolnDuncan
07/22/22 11:04:55 AM
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I'd end up on the Group `W`bench

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VeggetaX
07/22/22 11:05:39 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/3/AAAHH2AADewJ.jpg

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specialkid8
07/22/22 11:05:57 AM
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Instating the draft is political suicide. No politician would do it unless China or Russia are literally knocking on our door, having decimated our existing military.

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Hop103
07/22/22 11:06:14 AM
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I think we need to abolish the ban on killer robots, since the draft will lead to disaster.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/22/22 11:06:34 AM
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They won't take me. I signed up for the Navy at 18 in 2003. A few months before leaving for basic I started getting these weird headaches. A few weeks before leaving for basic they identified them as cluster headaches and gave me a medical discharge.

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FortuneCookie
07/22/22 11:08:28 AM
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I don't know how anyone could enlist at this point.

We spent two decades fighting in the wrong countries. We went to war with Iraq and abandoned that to focus on Afghanistan, then we lost to Afghanistan. Two decades of people dying for their country and the capitalists that ran the war decided to up and leave like film producers abandoning a once-lucrative series that has run out of steam.

Didn't we recently declassify a document stating that Saudi Arabia attacked us on September 11th? That means they knew, for two decades, that we were fighting in the wrong countries. For what? Resources? To make a profit off of building war machines? The honor and valor of the troops was sold out for money.

It's not possible for the US in its current state to win a war because profiteers will milk it for all that it's worth and go home when it's no longer profitable. Then we'll fall back on the fact that we're back to back World War champions. Nobody's falling for that anymore. If you're attacked and you retaliate, that's justified. If you spend decades plundering, that isn't. Nobody wants to die so that others can get richer.
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MrAndersonWb
07/22/22 11:10:15 AM
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K181 posted...
Except one party has been pushing for abortion restrictions and allowances for Christian rules for literal decades. Name any prominent politician advocating for a draft.
There have been some, for real, look it up.
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David1988
07/22/22 11:10:38 AM
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just invest in a droid army

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K181
07/22/22 11:10:41 AM
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MrAndersonWb posted...
There have been some, for real, look it up.

So the answer is no....

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NeonOctopus
07/22/22 11:11:43 AM
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David1988 posted...
just invest in a droid army
Those things are shit. 2 dudes with laser swords can cut through all of them in no time

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MrAndersonWb
07/22/22 11:12:19 AM
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K181 posted...
So the answer is no....

learn to fucking read I said the opposite

Hop103 posted...
I think we need to abolish the ban on killer robots, since the draft will lead to disaster.

theyre banned? Thats stupid. Its the future!
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K181
07/22/22 11:14:08 AM
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MrAndersonWb posted...
learn to fucking read I said the opposite

Then provide a link of literally any prominent politician advocating for it. You're the one claiming there are multiple.

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Bishop_Hastur
07/22/22 11:17:01 AM
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I'm not worried about getting drafted. I'm almost 40, and medically ineligible for service.

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Cheater87
07/22/22 11:17:53 AM
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Lol take that military, less people are falling for your propaganda.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/22/22 11:18:03 AM
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maybe it has to do with dudes not wanting to get killed when they're sent to war or something...
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RedRanger
07/22/22 11:18:48 AM
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Fake a bone spur.

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Questionmarktarius
07/22/22 11:23:21 AM
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MrAndersonWb posted...
There have been some, for real, look it up.
Usually the "equity" politicians, using it as a cloward-piven to eventually end the draft.
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/236365-rangel-renews-call-for-war-tax-national-draft/
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CasualGuy
07/22/22 11:23:54 AM
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Good thing I'm basically blind

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Payzmaykr
07/22/22 11:24:27 AM
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If they try to draft me, I will laugh in their face and go back to my daily life. Im not being ordered to get my legs blown off and Im not moving to Canada, either. This is my country and if I disagree with a war, Im not fighting in it.

The draft worked during Vietnam because they still had patriotism as a nation and because the people who got drafted knew they were coming home to million dollar salaries and affordable property and medical care. Look what the government has done to us over the course of a few years and ask yourself how many people would report in and how many would do the smart thing and ignore it.

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K181
07/22/22 11:25:17 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Usually the "equity" politicians, using it as a cloward-piven to eventually end the draft.
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/236365-rangel-renews-call-for-war-tax-national-draft/

Valid point. There's a formerly prominent one, and as stated intentionally done to make an anti-war (and anti-draft) point, too.

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Esrac
07/22/22 11:30:44 AM
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Lunar_Savage posted...
I'm 33 and I know they don't start with the old people. If they're banging on my door, whatever war they conjured up is already lost.

33 isn't exactly old.

Last I checked, the age limit on enlistment was 39.
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Hop103
07/22/22 11:39:52 AM
#47:


MrAndersonWb posted...


learn to fucking read I said the opposite

theyre banned? Thats stupid. Its the future!


Sadly, they are banned in most countries including the US.

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Alteres
07/22/22 11:40:54 AM
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Payzmaykr posted...


The draft worked during Vietnam because they still had patriotism as a nation and because the people who got drafted knew they were coming home to million dollar salaries and affordable property and medical care. Look what the government has done to us over the course of a few years and ask yourself how many people would report in and how many would do the smart thing and ignore it.
Are you high?

You should look up what actually happened to a lot of Vietnam vets.

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MrAndersonWb
07/22/22 11:41:18 AM
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K181 posted...
Then provide a link of literally any prominent politician advocating for it. You're the one claiming there are multiple.

I am not gonna do your homework for you.

prove me that silver is harder than platinum.
Do it. Now.

Bishop_Hastur posted...
I'm not worried about getting drafted. I'm almost 40, and medically ineligible for service.

age can go up to 45. What is your medical ineligibility ?

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SiO4
07/22/22 11:43:26 AM
#50:


WingsOfGood posted...
when the alt right boomers get power they will say all the lazy millennials need to be drafted so they know what is it like to get off their lazy butts and do real work


When? When

Umm, Have you been paying attention?

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