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Heartomaton
07/22/22 4:29:39 PM
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"In space, no one can. Here, use cream."

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Heartomaton
07/23/22 3:13:58 AM
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More people, who don't regularly view the memes topic, need to have this inflicted upon them.

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Questionmarktarius
07/23/22 3:17:06 AM
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even for a terrible dad joke, that's just trying too hard.
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EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/22 3:17:45 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
even for a terrible dad joke, that's just trying too hard.
Aw come on. I liked it lol

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Heartomaton
07/23/22 3:17:51 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
even for a terrible dad joke, that's just trying too hard.

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Ever hear the one about the Norwegian navy?

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Questionmarktarius
07/23/22 3:18:22 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Ever hear the one about the Norwegian navy?
...i guess i'm going to, soon.
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Heartomaton
07/23/22 3:19:34 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
...i guess i'm going to, soon.

Yup.

Why do all the ships of the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their sides?

It's so when they return to port, they can... Scandinavian.

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Questionmarktarius
07/23/22 3:20:07 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
It's so when they return to port, they can... Scandinavian.
Okay, that's a good one.
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EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/22 3:21:04 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Okay, that's a good one.


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Heartomaton
07/23/22 3:22:51 AM
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All according to plan... Yes...

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Heartomaton
07/23/22 3:46:37 AM
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You know, sometimes I find myself thinking back to the time in early summer that I really managed to get the better of someone with clever wordplay.

It was a May zing.

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Turtlebread
07/23/22 3:55:06 AM
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What did cpt Picard say to the sewing machine repair man?

make it sew

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EyeWontBeFooled
07/23/22 4:02:09 AM
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What did the boy group say at 11:59pm, April 30?

ITS GONNA BE MAY

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TendoDRM
07/23/22 4:26:44 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
You know, sometimes I find myself thinking back to the time in early summer that I really managed to get the better of someone with clever wordplay.

It was a May zing.

Summer isn't until June though.

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Heartomaton
07/23/22 4:30:39 AM
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Shh.

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Questionmarktarius
07/23/22 4:31:49 AM
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TendoDRM posted...
Summer isn't until June though.
Let it go. That's a decent enough dad joke.
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gunplagirl
07/23/22 4:32:55 AM
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"Cream"
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Heartomaton
07/23/22 4:33:36 AM
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I'll change it to "late spring" if I ever use it again.

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TendoDRM
07/23/22 4:39:44 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I'll change it to "late spring" if I ever use it again.

Thank you.

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Heartomaton
07/24/22 10:11:54 PM
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I heard there are some people in the middle eastern areas that aren't really aware of many current events.

It's like they live under Iraq.

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