Current Events > Most of us will be BALD by the time we hit 35

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Blue_Inigo
07/28/22 6:25:59 PM
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https://www.healthline.com/health/why-do-men-go-bald
  • By the age of 35, approximately 66 percent of men will have experienced some degree of hair loss.


CE is DOOMED. You think you're part of that 34%? Please. Kiss that hairline goodbye

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Irony
07/28/22 6:26:25 PM
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I've been bald since I was like 24

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Pepys_Monster
07/28/22 6:27:40 PM
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I always had a big forehead. :(

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SauI_Goodman
07/28/22 6:27:58 PM
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Every guy on both sides of my family have a full head of hair. Even the ones that go well into their 80s and 90s. I think i will be fine. Even now at 40 I go back and forth between fades and john stamos style.

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TendoDRM
07/28/22 6:28:07 PM
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Well I'm 34 and no signs of going bald yet, soooo....*knocks on wood*

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Serious_Cat
07/28/22 6:28:58 PM
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Past that, not bald.

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NeonOctopus
07/28/22 6:29:07 PM
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I still have my jewfro >_>

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Irony
07/28/22 6:29:39 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I still have my jewfro >_>
Do you look like Fleet Admiral Sengoku?

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Accolon
07/28/22 6:30:47 PM
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Just turned 36 and I've got MAD hair with MAD grays.

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dioxxys
07/28/22 6:32:51 PM
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Hair thinned out a bit but nothing a bi-monthly application of walmart brand rogaine cant fix
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SauI_Goodman
07/28/22 6:32:59 PM
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Accolon posted...
Just turned 36 and I've got MAD hair with MAD grays.
Gray hair full head of hair > bald

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divot1338
07/28/22 6:33:52 PM
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Its a little gray at the temples but otherwise my hair is same as always.

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Irony
07/28/22 6:34:39 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Gray hair full head of hair > bald
Disagree

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MedeaLysistrata
07/28/22 6:35:06 PM
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I went bald young, already mostly stopped caring about it

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Paragon21XX
07/28/22 6:35:53 PM
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It's a widow's peak. I don't have a receding hairline.

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Irony
07/28/22 6:36:18 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
It's a widow's peak. I don't have a receding hairline.
Ok Vegeta

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ElGatoBravo
07/28/22 6:38:47 PM
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All the guys in my family still have their heads full of hair. I thinks it's more genetics than anything. Like height.
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iwasapoetonce
07/28/22 6:39:49 PM
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I'm past that threshold. Not bald, thank God, but I'm quite nearly all white.

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KhlavicLanguage
07/28/22 6:40:03 PM
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ElGatoBravo posted...
All the guys in my family still have their heads full of hair. I thinks it's more genetics than anything.
apparently balding rates in asia have skyrocketed compared to what they used to be due to increasingly western-style diet, growing obesity, sedentary jobs/lifestyle etc

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mustachedmystic
07/28/22 6:40:24 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
https://www.healthline.com/health/why-do-men-go-bald
* By the age of 35, approximately 66 percent of men will have experienced some degree of hair loss.

CE is DOOMED. You think you're part of that 34%? Please. Kiss that hairline goodbye
I wonder, what percentage of that 66% is made up of people whose some degree of hair loss is less than 5%? As for me, there are no bald men in my family. My father was 83 when he died, and he still had most of his hair.

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a-c-a-b
07/28/22 6:40:25 PM
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I'm 37 and not balding at all.

I've been going grey for a few years now though.

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Blue_Inigo
07/28/22 6:40:36 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Gray hair full head of hair > bald
Mhm

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SauI_Goodman
07/28/22 6:41:14 PM
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Irony posted...
Disagree
I guess its a matter of preference. Honestly some days i wake up and i just dont feel like messing with the hair. Also i read somewhere bald guys have more testostorone. A lot of ladies like bald guys.

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Jiek_Fafn
07/28/22 6:41:52 PM
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Not balding at all but I've always had a bit of a widows peak. Cutting my own hair keeps me aware of things at least

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Smashingpmkns
07/28/22 6:42:21 PM
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I'll have a full head of grey hair by then. Quarter of my head is already grey lol

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bigtiggie23
07/28/22 6:42:29 PM
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I'll be 45 in November and I haven't even begun to thin or gray.

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Paragon21XX
07/28/22 6:56:00 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
I wonder, what percentage of that 66% is made up of people whose some degree of hair loss is less than 5%? As for me, there are no bald men in my family. My father was 83 when he died, and he still had most of his hair.
Your father's hair is irrelevant. It's all about your mother's side of the family as genetic hair loss is caused by the X chromosome.

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ElGatoBravo
07/28/22 7:00:19 PM
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KhlavicLanguage posted...
apparently balding rates in asia have skyrocketed compared to what they used to be due to increasingly western-style diet, growing obesity, sedentary jobs/lifestyle etc

Not just in Asia, I'd say our modern sedentary life is killing us, globally. Already, men have lower testosterone, lower sperm count and of lower quality of it. The human body was not designed to be inside, sitting in front of a screen for a living, surrounding ourselves with electronics and immediate distractions burning out our brains with dopamine. And that's not mentioning the mental health issues going on.

Besides, Asians are notorious for having thinner hair to begin with.
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Ivany2008
07/28/22 7:03:07 PM
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36, full head of hair. Sprinkle of gray now and then, nothing to be alarmed about though. I get the feeling I'll be a silver fox when I reach my 50s.
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mustachedmystic
07/28/22 7:03:19 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Your father's hair is irrelevant. It's all about your mother's side of the family as genetic hair loss is caused by the X chromosome.
I have a very large family, and I cant think of even one bald person.


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meralonne
07/28/22 7:05:23 PM
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Serious_Cat posted...
Past that, not bald.
Wayyyyyy past 35, not bald

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Number090684
07/28/22 7:06:52 PM
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Not bald yet. Would be lying if I said there wasn't a tiny bit of hairline recession though.
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DocileOrangeCup
07/28/22 7:07:55 PM
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I have really good hair. It's actually upsetting sometimes

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ElGatoBravo
07/28/22 7:09:20 PM
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Number090684 posted...
Not bald yet. Would be lying if I said there wasn't a tiny bit of hairline recession though.

That's normal. Rule of thumb is this: if you still have your hair past age 30, you are pretty much set for life. Naturally, your hairline might slightly recede as the decades go but you're safe from the worst of hair loss.
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IfGodCouldDie
07/28/22 7:09:23 PM
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I'm 36 and showing 0 signs of balding.

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Payzmaykr
07/28/22 7:10:50 PM
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True, but some degree of baldness doesnt mean bald 100%. Im thankful that I havent started getting bald spots yet (Im almost 34 years old), but I do worry that my hairline is receding and my stylist confirmed that I do in fact have a white hair. Apparently Im skipping grey and going straight white, but I already color my hair so I honestly have no idea how white it would be if stopped coloring it. I actually had hoped that the white hair was a single hair that had been damaged from color or UV rays or something.

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HovaRex
07/28/22 7:11:53 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I still have my jewfro >_>

Pfft you're good bro, when you start going bald just throw on a kipah. Perfect fit!

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noisetank
07/28/22 7:12:08 PM
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thank the lord Ill just be a silver fox with a full set of hair

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Will_VIIII
07/28/22 7:12:55 PM
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dioxxys posted...
Hair thinned out a bit but nothing a bi-monthly application of walmart brand rogaine cant fix
You mean bi daily?

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Unknown5uspect
07/28/22 7:13:44 PM
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32 and on my way to looking like George fuckin' Costanza

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Trumpo
07/28/22 7:13:44 PM
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Yup going bald in the top and sides

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NoxObscuras
07/28/22 7:15:33 PM
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Hair loss does not run in my family. I am the 34%!

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MrFingers07
07/28/22 7:20:36 PM
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I'm 32 and I think I'm seeing some hair loss but I'm struggling to even notice it. Though I know my younger brother is seeing some hair loss and he's not happy about that. I know he bought a couple of hair restoration products in the past because of it

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Bishop_Hastur
07/28/22 7:21:59 PM
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I'll be 40 in February, and I haven't even begun to thin or gray.

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VeryFatKid
07/28/22 7:27:52 PM
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"some degree of hairloss" is not bald

its hard to imagine that 1/3 of men experience zero hairloss whatsoever by 35, it seems pretty universal that it happens at least *a little*
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haloiscoolisbak
07/28/22 7:33:13 PM
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My hairline started very slowly receding at 21. I freaked out thinking I'd look like George Costanza by 30 but 10 years later and it's still all happening very slowly, either that or I just stopped caring and noticing.

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Irony
07/28/22 7:33:51 PM
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VeryFatKid posted...
"some degree of hairloss" is not bald

its hard to imagine that 1/3 of men experience zero hairloss whatsoever by 35, it seems pretty universal that it happens at least *a little*
I mean I don't think anybody here meant like Saitama bald

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xGhostchantx
07/28/22 7:36:17 PM
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you know we don't really live in a patriarchy cause male pattern baldness still exists.

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