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0Renegade
07/29/22 4:42:32 AM
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coulda been an ez win, what an oversight

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pegusus123456
07/29/22 4:53:48 AM
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The power that the Power Stone amplifies is your kegel muscles.

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Poorly
07/31/22 12:57:45 PM
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Travelling through time felt like Travelling through thanos butthole.

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Irony
07/31/22 12:59:00 PM
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Why didn't he just shrink a really tall building and then put it in Thanos's butthole and then unshrink it

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0Renegade
07/31/22 9:29:35 PM
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If antman showed up to the fight with pym discs and shrunk his sword, then grew it in his butthole it would have been another ez win

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Priere
07/31/22 9:30:06 PM
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Why didnt someone just shoot thanos in the face?

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Back_Stabbath
07/31/22 9:30:43 PM
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why didn't wanda just be like "what infinity gauntlet"

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Crescente
07/31/22 9:33:40 PM
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Thanos is too durable, so If you put something tiny and enlarged it in Thanos' anus, it would just act as a dildo.
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Master_Kazuya
07/31/22 9:35:14 PM
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Thanos got them cheeks

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0Renegade
07/31/22 9:35:16 PM
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Crescente posted...
Thanos is too durable, so If you put something tiny and enlarged it in Thanos' anus, it would just act as a dildo.
Then put it in his pp hole

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07/31/22 9:35:37 PM
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0Renegade posted...
If antman showed up to the fight with pym discs and shrunk his sword, then grew it in his butthole it would have been another ez win
Even without the butthole stuff making people swallow a large shrunken object like a building or a vehicle and returning it to normal size would be a quick way to kill someone

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Srk700
07/31/22 9:40:23 PM
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0Renegade posted...
Then put it in his pp hole

Then Thanos could just jerk off and get Ant Man out of him that way
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Heineken14
07/31/22 9:41:32 PM
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I wonder if the boys took inspiration from that meme. I haven't read the comics, was the in the actual comic or was the show specific, for anyone who has?

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Mensis
07/31/22 9:44:13 PM
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Why didnt Dr. Strange just seduce him

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0Renegade
07/31/22 9:45:05 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
I wonder if the boys took inspiration from that meme. I haven't read the comics, was the in the actual comic or was the show specific, for anyone who has?
As far as im aware they did, i dont think it was in a boys comic but then again i dont read the boys so dont really know

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dameon_reaper
07/31/22 9:45:13 PM
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I feel like this subject can really draw out people's kinks...
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pegusus123456
07/31/22 9:47:36 PM
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Mensis posted...
Why didnt Dr. Strange just seduce him
Dr. Strange can't even keep his main love interest, what makes you think he was going to seduce Thanos?

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Turbam
07/31/22 9:48:04 PM
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Why didn't Thanos turn the Avengers into cute girls?

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
07/31/22 9:52:36 PM
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You got to remember that Thanos is a mutant amongst his race.

His race of Titans were already stronger than most humans, and Thanos was extra special even amongst his people.

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Mistere_Man
07/31/22 11:29:09 PM
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Because when Thanos was a wee lad his momma dun told him every night to keep his butthole closed up tight, lest one day in a fight, some tiny man out of sight, will climb inside with a plan to smite her baby boy in a way un right!

Seriously though Antman only has the strength of a human he would probably get crushed trying to part the cheeks. Also he was off testing going subatomic at the time hence how he lived, and what led to their future plan.

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MabusIncarnate
07/31/22 11:34:05 PM
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Hulk and Thanos was just a lovers quarrel, if they just let them work out their differences, none of this would have happened. Hulk wasn't scared of the gauntlet, he was scared of confrontation.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/22 11:36:48 PM
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Why didn't they just sit Thanos down and just explain to him why what he was doing was wrong?

wait. This is a superhero movie. They probably did try that.

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Mistere_Man
08/01/22 12:10:55 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Why didn't they just sit Thanos down and just explain to him why what he was doing was wrong?

wait. This is a superhero movie. They probably did try that.
That was in one of the what if? Episodes

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pauIie
08/01/22 12:12:11 AM
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because they want to make movies

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Lost_All_Senses
08/01/22 12:27:38 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
That was in one of the what if? Episodes

Lol. I don't even follow any of it. I stopped watching right before Thanos made it even further into pop culture. And that's not a judgement of it's quality. I just didn't have the endurance like the otyer fans do and I also organically gravitated away from movies and shows.

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Onimusha
08/01/22 12:28:04 AM
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Antman explains that actually. Or at least he tries to. In the video that plays on the new Disney Avengers cruise, he starts to address it and says theres a reason why he didnt, before hes interrupted by someone else.

So apparently, canonically theres a reason he couldnt do that.

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CinderLock
08/02/22 11:36:08 PM
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0Renegade posted...
As far as im aware they did, i dont think it was in a boys comic but then again i dont read the boys so dont really know
I love posts like this. "I don't actually know but I think so but I don't really know"

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0Renegade
08/03/22 9:10:11 AM
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CinderLock posted...
I love posts like this. "I don't actually know but I think so but I don't really know"
I love posts like this. "quotes text but make it literal"

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Will_VIIII
08/03/22 9:17:50 AM
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Dr Strange also said there was only one way to win

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Ryven
08/03/22 9:22:29 AM
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Irony posted...
Why didn't he just shrink a really tall building and then put it in Thanos's butthole and then unshrink it


That would be the most hilarious moment in cinematic history. Id be laughing till i was blue in the face.

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masterpug53
08/03/22 9:25:25 AM
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Incidentally, this is one of the best things the Thanus meme ever produced:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/0/AARIckAADhey.jpg

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0Renegade
08/03/22 12:55:54 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Incidentally, this is one of the best things the Thanus meme ever produced:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/0/AARIckAADhey.jpg
A whole new perspective on quantum tunneling.

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Mistere_Man
08/03/22 2:33:01 PM
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0Renegade posted...
A whole new perspective on quantum tunneling.
https://giphy.com/gifs/12tqwa244SMpSE

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