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Man of Mammaries: A NeonOctopus Story

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

Man of Mammaries: A NeonOctopus Story

Starring:

Arnold Schwarzenegger as NeonOctopus

Sydney Sweeney as Neon's Sidepiece #1

Alexandra Daddario as Neon's Sidepiece #2

Anna Kendrick as Neon's Sidepiece #3

Ke Huy Quan as Short Round

Ryan Gosling as Buddha

Denzel Washington as the President of the United States

Narrated by Morgan Freeman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVA9e-ZUN44&t=5s

Delta_Force posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVA9e-ZUN44&t=5s

I do like the title Royal Boob, but alas. Titty Meister is my official title according to the US government

NeonOctopus posted...

I do like the title Royal Boob, but alas. Titty Meister is my official title according to the US government

What about Boob Czar?

spanky1 posted...

What about Boob Czar?

They definitely won't let me adopt a commie title >_> More blood on Bush's hands

NeonOctopus posted...

Starring:

Arnold Schwarzenegger as NeonOctopus

Sydney Sweeney as Neon Sidepiece #1

Alexandra Daddario as Neon Sidepiece #2

Anna Kendrick as Neon Sidepiece #3

Julia from JAV as Neon Sidepiece #4

Anri Okita as Neon Sidepiece #5

Sakura Miura as Neon Sidepiece #6

Yuma Asami as Neon Sidepiece #7

Ke Huy Quan as Short Round

Ryan Gosling as Buddha

Denzel Washington as the President of the United States

Narrated by Morgan Freeman

You don't even have a main bitch?

we know

MedeaLysistrata posted...

You don't even have a main bitch?

Jennifer Love Hewitt as Sadayo Kawakami

And it'll be her first nude scene ever

Boobs are great.

Every time someone mentions JLH, I cant help but remember how hot SMG looked in IKWYDLS.

And yet you post no pics.

Brb, saving this topic.

*time passes*

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NeonOctopus posted...

Starring:

Arnold Schwarzenegger as NeonOctopus

Sydney Sweeney as Neon Sidepiece #1

Alexandra Daddario as Neon Sidepiece #2

Anna Kendrick as Neon Sidepiece #3

Julia from JAV as Neon Sidepiece #4

Anri Okita as Neon Sidepiece #5

Sakura Miura as Neon Sidepiece #6

Yuma Asami as Neon Sidepiece #7

Ke Huy Quan as Short Round

Ryan Gosling as Buddha

Denzel Washington as the President of the United States

Narrated by Morgan Freeman

Will Smith as Choco

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/7/AAUg1tAADgXV.jpg

Kiefer Sutherland as Turbam

Lebron James as SBAllen
Charles Barkley as Lebron James

Reggie Fils-aime as Neonoctopus' Dad

Nicolas Cage as Grim

there are so many fetishes these days

meanwhile I'm just into big tits and ass

All I want in life is someone who is just like Shibuya Kaho. A beautiful well endowed woman who loves video games and anime.

WorsCaseOntario posted...

there are so many fetishes these days

meanwhile I'm just into big tits and ass

cringe

You mad since there are more ass men

All you need is Boob

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/3/AAJBROAADgaF.jpg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqINhejokU

Choco posted...

cringe

how

NeonOctopus posted...

Jennifer Love Hewitt as Sadayo Kawakami

And it'll be her first nude scene ever

i knew you were a wise man

I love JLH as well

That's all good. But women don't want to feel like you appreciate their boobs more than the rest of them once you get past a very surface relationship. So, make sure to work on deeper appreciation for women for both you and women.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

That's all good. But women don't want to feel like you appreciate their boobs more than the rest of them once you get past a very surface relationship. So, make sure to work on deeper appreciation for women for both you and women.

A true boob lover loves all boobs, regardless of size.

And his favorite pair of boobs belong to the person he loves

I too love some big ol' titties

WorsCaseOntario posted...

there are so many fetishes these days

meanwhile I'm just into big tits and ass

Same. I just like boobs >_> That's all I really need lol

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Tag checks out

NeonOctopus posted...

A true boob lover loves all boobs, regardless of size.

And his favorite pair of boobs belong to the person he loves

Oh. My bad. Didn't realize I was talking to friggin Shakespeare over here.

somebody post the Neon is warned copypasta, I keep forgetting to save it

SiO4 posted...

Tag checks out

It's "Titty Meister", right?

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Oh. My bad. Didn't realize I was talking to friggin Shakespeare over here.

The closest thing to a woman's heart is her boob

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/5/AAUsi-AADdQj.jpg

NeonOctopus posted...

The closest thing to a woman's heart is her boob

this will be the tagline for the neon origins movie

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

this will be the tagline for the neon origins movie

It'll be during one of my training montages as I learn the way of the boob from Samuel L. Jackson.

Jackson: "What's the closest thing to a woman's heart?"

Young Boob-trainee Neon: "err....the lungs?"

Jackson: "No motherfucker!! The closest thing to a woman's heart is her boob!"

neon origins movie post-credits scene leak
https://youtu.be/ZpLzcET_HGI

Boobs dont do you any goodnif your fetish is facesitting. Thighs and ass, baby! Thighs and ass!

Tc this is a great topic

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

neon origins movie post-credits scene leak

lol

David1988 posted...

somebody post the Neon is warned copypasta, I keep forgetting to save it

@david1988

Everytime NeonOctopus is suspended, I feel sick to my stomach

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NeonOctopus was Suspended.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully whenever his purg passes, he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his Suspension.

tl;dr - free NeonOctopus

IShall_Run_Amok posted...

All you need is Boob

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/3/AAJBROAADgaF.jpg

All you need is cash.
But that's a Blue Meanie.

<_<

does anyone have the copypasta complaining about him spamming "<_<"? idk if it's even a copypasta, but I remember someone posted it a long while ago