Current Events > If you live according to the word of God you will enjoy blissful afterlife

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If not you will suffer for all eternity

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Your lack of faith is in itself an affront to God.

*citation needed

Xatrion posted...

*citation needed

Doubt this myth

Prove it

Which God, because my concept of God just says don't be an ass and try to be a decent person.

And unlike most other "Gods" this is not locked behind following any scripture and is thereby applicable for all peoples.

ROFL, imagine actually believing this dumb crap. Hail Satan!

Even if that were true, a whole lotta christians gonna be suffering next to me in hell

What's the word of God?

A place where you can't have any fun doesn't sound very blissful, it sounds boring as fuck.

All you can do is worship an "entity" which does fuck all while people with real problems beg for some kind of help as he watches doing nothing and his believers saying "it's all part of his plans for you."

if god was a god worth serving he wouldn't be so harsh

Priere posted...

Prove it

Jeremiah 9:23-24 Let not a wise man boast of his wisdom, and let not the mighty man boast of his might, let not a rich man boast of his riches; 24 but let him who boasts boast of this, that he understands and knows Me, that I am the Lord who exercises lovingkindness, justice, and righteousness on earth; for I delight in these things

so futanari are real in heaven?

Which God? Abraxas?! Ialdabaoth? Brahman...!?

All religious trash is so cringe

Sure take God at his word even if it's second or third hand but I have to have several documents, social media, a bank account and multiple photo IDs just to prove I even exist.

Empty promises

Dont brag about yo money but brag about being homies with Jesus

AloneIBreak posted...

What's the word of God?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUi5xKQXG6I

How can god be god if his own creations cant even believe he exists?

Chicken posted...

How can god be god if his own creations cant even believe he exists?

Because of the influence of The Enemy.

what about the people who lived before the word of god came about? why wouldn't that knowledge be around in order to save them?

Billyionaire posted...

Because of the influence of The Enemy.

How can god be god if he has an enemy? The most powerful, perfect being in existence shouldn't even allow the concept of an enemy that can control his own creations

There might be 10 people in heaven then. No one abides by the bible, entirely, 100% of the time.

Billyionaire posted...

Because of the influence of The Enemy.

Isn't Satan also one of His creations and anything Satan does part of the Plan?

I'm actually not saying this to troll you just curious since I heard this somewhere but I'm not exactly a Biblical scholar.

Chicken posted...

How can god be god if he has an enemy? The most powerful, perfect being in existence shouldn't even allow the concept of an enemy that can control his own creations

He is one of God's designs to weed out those who would choose to go against him.

MabusIncarnate posted...

There might be 10 people in heaven then. No one abides by the bible, entirely, 100% of the time.

The point is not to live by the word 100% of the time, but to ask for forgiveness for the times that you do not.

Chicken posted...

control his own creations

i wish one had control over his more evil creations ie murderers and trump.

Apparently the only thing you need to get into heaven is to believe in Jesus.

LightHawKnight posted...

Apparently the only thing you need to get into heaven is to believe in Jesus.

I always thought that was the silliest part of Christian doctrine. It doesn't matter what you do, it just matters that you believe Jesus existed, was the Son of God, and died for your sins. And you must believe this without any evidence. Also, God wants a personal relationship with you, but accomplishes this by never visiting you, never speaking to you, and doing nothing. Except maybe cool coincidences and vague feelings and hunches that you can ascribe to God if they work out?

I've been modded enough times for my thoughts on Christianity.

DespondentDeity posted...

Dont brag about yo money but brag about being homies with Jesus

I gave my sermon an urban kick. My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick. My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my...

doesn't that premise play on my conceit and greed though? basically behave or no ps2 for christmas?

suck a duck

If you believe in space magic you can easily absolve yourself or any responsibility for your or others' actions. Only cowards choose this route and no people who claim to be righteous actually "live according to the word of God."

Amen.

darkmaian23 posted...

I always thought that was the silliest part of Christian doctrine. It doesn't matter what you do, it just matters that you believe Jesus existed, was the Son of God, and died for your sins. And you must believe this without any evidence. Also, God wants a personal relationship with you, but accomplishes this by never visiting you, never speaking to you, and doing nothing. Except maybe cool coincidences and vague feelings and hunches that you can ascribe to God if they work out?

On top of that, what about the people who were ignorant about all of this? Some tribe on a small island that is probably living their own lives and morals are all of a sudden thrust to hell because they were unlucky enough to grow up in an environment that didn't have Christianity? On paper, the concept maybe easy and nice surface level but in actuality a lot of Organized religion beliefs fall apart the more you question and think about it.

Priere posted...

Prove it

Billyionaire posted...

Jeremiah 9:23-24 Let not a wise man boast of his wisdom, and let not the mighty man boast of his might, let not a rich man boast of his riches; 24 but let him who boasts boast of this, that he understands and knows Me, that I am the Lord who exercises lovingkindness, justice, and righteousness on earth; for I delight in these things

They asked for proof, not a bible verse.

Here is a question, how come some people are born lucky while some people are lucky if they are born?

To make it more simple, how come some are so lucky to have everything, including a perfect body, while some don't have everything and has a terrible body.

Some people does terrible things, but nothing happens. They get to enjoy life, while some have done nothing wrong and mostly bad things happens.

Aw, he didn't reply to me. :(

supermichael11 posted...

Here is a question, how come some people are born lucky while some people are lucky if they are born?

To make it more simple, how come some are so lucky to have everything, including a perfect body, while some don't have everything and has a terrible body.

Some people does terrible things, but nothing happens. They get to enjoy life, while some have done nothing wrong and mostly bad things happens.

Something something gods plan or whatever BS they cook up.

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No, it is you who has a poor understanding of the Lord. There are no true believers who worship God to avoid his wrath, as that is an impossibility.

Billyionaire posted...

No, it is you who has a poor understanding of the Lord. There are no true believers who worship God to avoid his wrath, as that is an impossibility.

Why is the magical sky dude so full of wrath if he's so good?

Wrath is even one of the 7 deadly sins.

Strider102 posted...

Why is the magical sky dude so full of wrath if he's so good?

Wrath is even one of the 7 deadly sins.

He's a bit of a hypocrite. Thou shalt not kill...but imma flood the world 'cause y'all don't love me enough