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Tote_All_ 08/04/22 1:07:30 AM #1:	Who is the ultimate sitcom toxic beta male? Ross Geller Ted Mosby Literally any David Spade role Other Who is the ultimate sitcom toxic beta male? - Results (83 votes) Ross Geller 32.53% (27 votes) 27 Ted Mosby 26.51% (22 votes) 22 Literally any David Spade role 32.53% (27 votes) 27 Other 8.43% (7 votes) 7 This is a tough one. <cite>Tote_All_ posted [p:967059459] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote> Who is the ultimate sitcom toxic beta male? Ross Geller Ted Mosby Literally any David Spade role Other Vote View Results Who is the ultimate sitcom toxic beta male? - Results (83 votes) Ross Geller 32.53% (27 votes) 27 Ted Mosby 26.51% (22 votes) 22 Literally any David Spade role 32.53% (27 votes) 27 Other 8.43% (7 votes) 7 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80117835', message: '0', key: '949d32b7' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } This is a tough one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 08/04/22 1:12:53 AM #2:	Mac from It's always sunny --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:967059531] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Mac from It's always sunny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tote_All_ 08/04/22 1:15:06 AM #3:	pogo_rabid posted... Mac from It's always sunny Other 0%0 <cite>Tote_All_ posted [p:967059558] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>pogo_rabid posted... </cite> <quote>Mac from It's always sunny</quote>Other 0%0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tote_All_ 08/04/22 1:33:06 AM #4:	Bump <cite>Tote_All_ posted [p:967059785] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Bump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 08/04/22 1:35:31 AM #5:	Adolf Hitler https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home! <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:967059817] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Adolf Hitler https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 08/04/22 1:44:14 AM #7:	Bud Bundy --- I don't know about urinals. Half the guys are afraid to use them and most who aren't afraid can't hit them <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:967059927] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Bud Bundy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenaku 08/04/22 3:13:48 AM #8:	How would you describe a "toxic beta male"? <cite>Tenaku posted [p:967060754] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>How would you describe a "toxic beta male"? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guns_of_Verdun 08/04/22 3:31:29 AM #9:	Stacy Miller from Last Man On Earth The writers actually had to start rewriting scripts to redeem him because he was such a toxic asshole it wasn't even funny. --- http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv <cite>Guns_of_Verdun posted [p:967060898] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Stacy Miller from Last Man On Earth The writers actually had to start rewriting scripts to redeem him because he was such a toxic asshole it wasn't even funny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HovaRex 08/04/22 3:38:26 AM #10:	Tenaku posted... How would you describe a "toxic beta male"? Literally any David Spade role. --- I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide. <cite>HovaRex posted [p:967060957] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Tenaku posted... </cite> <quote>How would you describe a "toxic beta male"?</quote> Literally any David Spade role. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 08/04/22 4:34:44 AM #11:	bigtiggie23 posted... Bud Bundy I'd vote for Al myself. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:967061358] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>bigtiggie23 posted... </cite> <quote>Bud Bundy</quote>I'd vote for Al myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 08/04/22 4:46:55 AM #12:	GGuirao13 posted... I'd vote for Al myself. You can say a lot about Al, but he's alpha as fuck. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:967061432] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>GGuirao13 posted... </cite> <quote>I'd vote for Al myself.</quote>You can say a lot about Al, but he's alpha as fuck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SRR_Capdown 08/04/22 4:52:29 AM #13:	Kevin from Kevin Can Fuck Himself. It's kind of the point of his character. --- Fire Bucket <cite>SRR_Capdown posted [p:967061464] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Kevin from Kevin Can Fuck Himself. It's kind of the point of his character. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 08/04/22 5:22:49 AM #15:	Costanza rules. Not a beta, just a bit neurotic Ross Geller is so unbelievably whiny --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:967061673] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Costanza rules. Not a beta, just a bit neurotic Ross Geller is so unbelievably whiny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 08/04/22 5:24:05 AM #16:	GGuirao13 posted... I'd vote for Al myself. Al is the only Alpha in that show --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:967061679] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>GGuirao13 posted... </cite> <quote>I'd vote for Al myself.</quote>Al is the only Alpha in that show </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WorsCaseOntario 08/04/22 6:25:01 AM #17:	No Leonard from BBT? --- Frankly my dear, I don't give a ham. <cite>WorsCaseOntario posted [p:967062123] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>No Leonard from BBT? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/04/22 6:35:09 AM #18:	WorsCaseOntario posted... No Leonard from BBT? I hear he's a Chad in the b plots --- "As usual, the zero rating will be reserved for Trump." <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967062198] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>WorsCaseOntario posted... </cite> <quote>No Leonard from BBT?</quote>I hear he's a Chad in the b plots </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tote_All_ 08/04/22 11:00:18 AM #19:	WorsCaseOntario posted... No Leonard from BBT? Nothing from BBT, ever. No good, no bad, no nothing. <cite>Tote_All_ posted [p:967066281] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>WorsCaseOntario posted... </cite> <quote>No Leonard from BBT?</quote> Nothing from BBT, ever. No good, no bad, no nothing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 08/04/22 11:08:34 AM #20:	I've only seen David Spade in one sitcom, and he played a single guy that banged bunch of hot chicks, and his married friends basically lived through him vicariously. So I don't know I'f Ive ever seen him in the toxic beta role. Of the people on the list, it's definitely Ross. Dude was the beta in every relationship he had. At least Ted had the balls to tell his teenage kids about all the chicks he banged before he go to their mom. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:967066448] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>I've only seen David Spade in one sitcom, and he played a single guy that banged bunch of hot chicks, and his married friends basically lived through him vicariously. So I don't know I'f Ive ever seen him in the toxic beta role. Of the people on the list, it's definitely Ross. Dude was the beta in every relationship he had. At least Ted had the balls to tell his teenage kids about all the chicks he banged before he go to their mom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 08/04/22 11:12:32 AM #21:	bigblu89 posted... I've only seen David Spade in one sitcom, and he played a single guy that banged bunch of hot chicks, and his married friends basically lived through him vicariously. So I don't know I'f Ive ever seen him in the toxic beta role. I have to imagine they're talking about Just Shoot Me, but he's not much of a beta in that either. More like an alpha who can't really back it up. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:967066529] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite> <quote>I've only seen David Spade in one sitcom, and he played a single guy that banged bunch of hot chicks, and his married friends basically lived through him vicariously. So I don't know I'f Ive ever seen him in the toxic beta role.</quote>I have to imagine they're talking about Just Shoot Me, but he's not much of a beta in that either. More like an alpha who can't really back it up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tote_All_ 08/04/22 11:13:17 AM #22:	bigblu89 posted... I've only seen David Spade in one sitcom, and he played a single guy that banged bunch of hot chicks, and his married friends basically lived through him vicariously. So I don't know I'f Ive ever seen him in the toxic beta role. Of the people on the list, it's definitely Ross. Dude was the beta in every relationship he had. At least Ted had the balls to tell his teenage kids about all the chicks he banged before he go to their mom. I saw him on a role on which he pretends to be female in order to deceive and sexually assault a lesbian woman. <cite>Tote_All_ posted [p:967066547] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite> <quote>I've only seen David Spade in one sitcom, and he played a single guy that banged bunch of hot chicks, and his married friends basically lived through him vicariously. So I don't know I'f Ive ever seen him in the toxic beta role. Of the people on the list, it's definitely Ross. Dude was the beta in every relationship he had. At least Ted had the balls to tell his teenage kids about all the chicks he banged before he go to their mom.</quote> I saw him on a role on which he pretends to be female in order to deceive and sexually assault a lesbian woman. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/04/22 11:15:13 AM #23:	I don't any of them. What are they like? --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967066578] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>I don't any of them. What are they like? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 08/04/22 11:16:03 AM #24:	Tote_All_ posted... I saw him on a role on which he pretends to be female in order to deceive and sexually assault a lesbian woman. If you're talking about Just Shoot Me, I don't think he was pretending to be a woman. He didn't realize the lesbian thought he was one too. It's been at least a dozen years since I've watched that show though. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:967066600] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Tote_All_ posted... </cite> <quote>I saw him on a role on which he pretends to be female in order to deceive and sexually assault a lesbian woman.</quote>If you're talking about Just Shoot Me, I don't think he was pretending to be a woman. He didn't realize the lesbian thought he was one too. It's been at least a dozen years since I've watched that show though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tote_All_ 08/04/22 11:18:30 AM #25:	pegusus123456 posted... If you're talking about Just Shoot Me, I don't think he was pretending to be a woman. He didn't realize the lesbian thought he was one too. It's been at least a dozen years since I've watched that show though. I remember him making efforts to hide his junk in a bathroom. <cite>Tote_All_ posted [p:967066646] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>If you're talking about Just Shoot Me, I don't think he was pretending to be a woman. He didn't realize the lesbian thought he was one too. It's been at least a dozen years since I've watched that show though.</quote> I remember him making efforts to hide his junk in a bathroom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/04/22 11:20:02 AM #26:	Wouldn't the jig be up once the pants and shirt come off? >_> How far did he think he would go lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967066683] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't the jig be up once the pants and shirt come off? >_> How far did he think he would go lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 08/04/22 11:23:32 AM #27:	Tote_All_ posted... I remember him making efforts to hide his junk in a bathroom. Oh, I found the episode and you're right. Still don't think he's a beta though. NeonOctopus posted... Wouldn't the jig be up once the pants and shirt come off? >_> How far did he think he would go lol There was another episode where it's revealed he has an enormous penis too, so it wouldn't have stayed hidden for very long. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:967066761] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Tote_All_ posted... </cite> <quote>I remember him making efforts to hide his junk in a bathroom.</quote>Oh, I found the episode and you're right. Still don't think he's a beta though. NeonOctopus posted... </cite> <quote>Wouldn't the jig be up once the pants and shirt come off? >_> How far did he think he would go lol</quote>There was another episode where it's revealed he has an enormous penis too, so it wouldn't have stayed hidden for very long. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 08/04/22 11:33:12 AM #28:	Tote_All_ posted... I saw him on a role on which he pretends to be female in order to deceive and sexually assault a lesbian woman. So one role is "literally any role". Not that I'm some David Spade defender, but in most of the movies I've seen him in, he tends to play some sort of playboy. I'm thinking of his character in Grown Ups. He's the "single and ready to mingle" playboy of the group. My assumption is you've only seen him in Just Shoot Me, and assume that he was type casted into that role the rest of his career. Or you were making a joke that didn't land. P.S. Rules of Engagement was the show I was thinking of. One couple is engaged, one has been married for a few years, and he plays the bachelor "marriage is for suckers" playboy. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:967066959] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Tote_All_ posted... </cite> <quote>I saw him on a role on which he pretends to be female in order to deceive and sexually assault a lesbian woman.</quote> So one role is "literally any role". Not that I'm some David Spade defender, but in most of the movies I've seen him in, he tends to play some sort of playboy. I'm thinking of his character in Grown Ups. He's the "single and ready to mingle" playboy of the group. My assumption is you've only seen him in Just Shoot Me, and assume that he was type casted into that role the rest of his career. Or you were making a joke that didn't land. P.S. Rules of Engagement was the show I was thinking of. One couple is engaged, one has been married for a few years, and he plays the bachelor "marriage is for suckers" playboy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tote_All_ 08/04/22 11:37:11 AM #30:	bigblu89 posted... So one role is "literally any role". Why would you assume that because I used one example it would be the only one I got? bigblu89 posted... P.S. Rules of Engagement was the show I was thinking of. One couple is engaged, one has been married for a few years, and he plays the bachelor "marriage is for suckers" playboy. RoE is exactly another of the roles I'm thinking of. David Spade as Russell Dunbar, an acerbic, narcissistic, lothario single friend of the main characters and boss of Adam and Timmy. Russell is fast-talking, and is an eternal optimist when it comes to women, *often ignoring multiple sexual harassment lawsuits leveled against him in the pursuit of sex*. <cite>Tote_All_ posted [p:967067057] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite> <quote>So one role is "literally any role".</quote> Why would you assume that because I used one example it would be the only one I got? bigblu89 posted... </cite> <quote>P.S. Rules of Engagement was the show I was thinking of. One couple is engaged, one has been married for a few years, and he plays the bachelor "marriage is for suckers" playboy.</quote> RoE is exactly another of the roles I'm thinking of. David Spade as Russell Dunbar, an acerbic, narcissistic, lothario single friend of the main characters and boss of Adam and Timmy. Russell is fast-talking, and is an eternal optimist when it comes to women, often ignoring multiple sexual harassment lawsuits leveled against him in the pursuit of sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Ando- 08/04/22 11:38:01 AM #31:	How about Tom Haverford? <cite>-Ando- posted [p:967067080] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>How about Tom Haverford? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 08/04/22 11:38:41 AM #32:	pegusus123456 posted... I have to imagine they're talking about Just Shoot Me, but he's not much of a beta in that either. More like an alpha who can't really back it up. Sounds like Rules Of Engagement --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:967067095] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>I have to imagine they're talking about Just Shoot Me, but he's not much of a beta in that either. More like an alpha who can't really back it up.</quote>Sounds like Rules Of Engagement </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tote_All_ 08/04/22 11:39:40 AM #33:	-Ando- posted... How about Tom Haverford? Literally any Aziz Ansari role. You're right, should've included that. <cite>Tote_All_ posted [p:967067120] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>-Ando- posted... </cite> <quote>How about Tom Haverford?</quote> Literally any Aziz Ansari role. You're right, should've included that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Ando- 08/04/22 11:41:01 AM #34:	Tote_All_ posted... Literally any Aziz Ansari role. You're right, should've included that. I really think it's clear cut Ross though. Especially in the first 4-5 seasons <cite>-Ando- posted [p:967067144] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Tote_All_ posted... </cite> <quote>Literally any Aziz Ansari role. You're right, should've included that.</quote>I really think it's clear cut Ross though. Especially in the first 4-5 seasons </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 08/04/22 11:43:18 AM #35:	Tote_All_ posted... RoE is exactly another of the roles I'm thinking of. David Spade as Russell Dunbar, an acerbic, narcissistic, lothario single friend of the main characters and boss of Adam and Timmy. Russell is fast-talking, and is an eternal optimist when it comes to women, *often ignoring multiple sexual harassment lawsuits leveled against him in the pursuit of sex*. How does that make him the Beta then? Toxic? 100%. but definitely not Beta. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:967067207] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Tote_All_ posted... </cite> <quote>RoE is exactly another of the roles I'm thinking of. David Spade as Russell Dunbar, an acerbic, narcissistic, lothario single friend of the main characters and boss of Adam and Timmy. Russell is fast-talking, and is an eternal optimist when it comes to women, often ignoring multiple sexual harassment lawsuits leveled against him in the pursuit of sex.</quote> How does that make him the Beta then? Toxic? 100%. but definitely not Beta. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tote_All_ 08/04/22 11:45:16 AM #36:	bigblu89 posted... How does that make him the Beta then? Toxic? 100%. but definitely not Beta. *Y I K E S* <cite>Tote_All_ posted [p:967067264] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite> <quote>How does that make him the Beta then? Toxic? 100%. but definitely not Beta.</quote> Y I K E S </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 08/04/22 11:51:01 AM #37:	Tote_All_ posted... *Y I K E S* I guess I'm missing what you consider Alpha and Beta. I was always under the assumption that Beta meant they were very passive and could be walked all over, whereas an Alpha was someone that didn't give a fuck and just took what they wanted. Apologies if my interpretation was off. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:967067423] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Tote_All_ posted... </cite> <quote>Y I K E S</quote>I guess I'm missing what you consider Alpha and Beta. I was always under the assumption that Beta meant they were very passive and could be walked all over, whereas an Alpha was someone that didn't give a fuck and just took what they wanted. Apologies if my interpretation was off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 08/04/22 11:52:37 AM #38:	Tote_All_ posted... *Y I K E S* Am I missing something? How can you tell if a man is a beta? Here are some of the ways to know a beta male. His outputs are usually mediocre. ... He is not goal-driven. ... He hates competition. ... He is satisfied with his position. ... He does not convince people to adopt his thoughts. ... He is usually passive with someone he loves. ... He does not like leadership positions. ... He lets his partner decide. Davis Spade's character in RoE is the exact opposite of that. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:967067466] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Tote_All_ posted... </cite> <quote>Y I K E S</quote> Am I missing something? <quote>How can you tell if a man is a beta? Here are some of the ways to know a beta male. His outputs are usually mediocre. ... He is not goal-driven. ... He hates competition. ... He is satisfied with his position. ... He does not convince people to adopt his thoughts. ... He is usually passive with someone he loves. ... He does not like leadership positions. ... He lets his partner decide. </quote> Davis Spade's character in RoE is the exact opposite of that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 08/04/22 7:07:44 PM #39:	Yeah, TC was a poor choice to ask this question when he doesn't understand what a beta male is. From what I saw of HIMYM, Ted is kind of a good example of one. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:967077356] in Who is the... [t:80117835]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, TC was a poor choice to ask this question when he doesn't understand what a beta male is. From what I saw of HIMYM, Ted is kind of a good example of one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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