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NeonOctopus
08/08/22 5:43:24 AM
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https://nypost.com/2017/03/22/staring-at-boobs-may-give-a-boost-to-male-lifespans/amp/

tl;dr: it decreases blood pressure and risks for coronary artery disease and has the same calming effect as looking at cute animals or writing down positive thoughts.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/3/AAUsi-AADiov.jpg

Another reason why boobs > ass

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WaterLink
08/08/22 5:44:59 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
it decreases blood pressure

then why does my heart beat faster when i look at boobs? doesnt compute

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NeonOctopus
08/08/22 5:45:27 AM
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WaterLink posted...
then why does my heart beat faster when i look at boobs? doesnt compute
to compensate for the lower blood pressure. Duh

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Thompson
08/08/22 5:55:10 AM
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This explains why on average women live longer than men.

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Beveren_Rabbit
08/08/22 6:37:11 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/5Fi08OF.jpg

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Kloe_Rinz
08/08/22 6:40:19 AM
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boobs are good but ass is better
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Kloe_Rinz
08/08/22 6:43:57 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

how do you plan to fix it? put nipples on the ass? put the anus between the breasts?
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WaterLink
08/08/22 6:44:16 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


At the end of the day are they not both just protruding pieces of flesh with a divide in the middle, meant to be (consensually) fondled?

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YugiNoob
08/08/22 6:48:04 AM
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Neon gonna break the Guinness world record for oldest living person lol

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NeonOctopus
08/08/22 6:49:30 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Neon gonna break the Guinness world record for oldest living person lol
Neon, congrats on living to 169 years old. What's your secret!?

Staring at big honkin' titties every single day!!

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NeonOctopus
08/08/22 6:50:22 AM
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How do you think Master Roshi is so spry in his old age?

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NeonOctopus
08/08/22 9:42:48 AM
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bump

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VeggetaX
08/08/22 9:43:51 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
How do you think Master Roshi is so spry in his old age?
There was this episode where he got Goku and Krillin to get him some grass that looks like magical weed.

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Nukazie
08/08/22 9:44:05 AM
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i gotta stop staring from now on

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Strider102
08/08/22 9:45:37 AM
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Me when I get home: "Babe, lemme stare at your boobs."

Wife: "Why?"

Me: "So I can live longer."

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NeonOctopus
08/08/22 10:10:04 PM
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bump

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MedeaLysistrata
08/08/22 10:14:48 PM
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NY post

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Flockaveli
08/08/22 10:27:09 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/1/AAUsi-AADht9.png
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Heineken14
08/08/22 10:29:04 PM
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https://youtu.be/NCtvrhwR8rk

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NoxObscuras
08/08/22 10:29:50 PM
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It says "positive thinking" improves health. So staring at great ass should have the same effect. Take that boobs!

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Smiffwilm
08/08/22 10:33:34 PM
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Well that can't be true. For that would mean most of CE is immortal then....

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DespondentDeity
08/08/22 10:34:32 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Well that can't be true. For that would mean most of CE is immortal then....

Well its working against the rampant alcohol abuse, poor diet, and lack of exercise.

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Joelypoely
08/08/22 10:39:03 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
respecting women increases it even more


Exactly, admiring such natural beauty may even be the highest form of respect we can give.

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Smiffwilm
08/08/22 10:39:54 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Well its working against the rampant alcohol abuse, poor diet, and lack of exercise.
Good point, but you have to remember that THAT is working against just how much your average CE user is looking at them.....

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NeonOctopus
08/09/22 8:02:45 AM
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NoxObscuras posted...
It says "positive thinking" improves health. So staring at great ass should have the same effect. Take that boobs!
But boobs > ass, so staring at boobs has a greater effect

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Guns_of_Verdun
08/09/22 8:08:41 AM
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I know that fondling boobs decreases the risk of breast cancer in women

So fellas, use that as your excuse to play with your girlfriend's baps all day.

"No sweetie, I'm just looking after your health."

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