Current Events > If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.

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Irony 08/15/22 10:15:20 AM #1:	https://twitter.com/ofctimallen/status/897687107191414784?t=1HSt2oZ8xB-xDMAVTc4zMg&s=19 --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:967320750] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/ofctimallen/status/897687107191414784?t=1HSt2oZ8xB-xDMAVTc4zMg&s=19</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuneMan 08/15/22 10:16:01 AM #2:	Literally divergence. --- "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." -Cao Cao <cite>DuneMan posted [p:967320757] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Literally divergence.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScarfForLife 08/15/22 10:17:44 AM #3:	My Dad tried to use this same logic on me when I was like 8 to indoctrinate me into Christianity. --- Father of 3 <cite>ScarfForLife posted [p:967320775] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>My Dad tried to use this same logic on me when I was like 8 to indoctrinate me into Christianity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/15/22 10:18:41 AM #4:	Cuz we hit level 16 while they didn't --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967320788] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Cuz we hit level 16 while they didn't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 08/15/22 10:25:43 AM #5:	Maybe apes devolved from us --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:967320923] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Maybe apes devolved from us </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 08/15/22 10:26:26 AM #6:	They held down B when the time to evolve came --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:967320934] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>They held down B when the time to evolve came</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 08/15/22 10:26:57 AM #7:	...Tim Allen. I know you're a bit of a conservative dunce cap, but come on! You're Buzz Lightyear. This is beneath you. Don't go full James Woods. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:967320937] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>...Tim Allen. I know you're a bit of a conservative dunce cap, but come on! You're Buzz Lightyear. This is beneath you. Don't go full James Woods. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 08/15/22 10:27:23 AM #8:	Checkmate. --- http://i.imgur.com/xHbbYI6.gif http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:967320945] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Checkmate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Babidi123 08/15/22 10:29:12 AM #9:	https://youtu.be/xx5t5ps-bwc 2:39 <cite>Babidi123 posted [p:967320986] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/xx5t5ps-bwc2:39</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 08/15/22 10:30:18 AM #10:	Apes haven't leveled up enough. <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:967321010] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Apes haven't leveled up enough.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 08/15/22 10:30:51 AM #11:	its like pokemon. some evolve, some dont <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:967321023] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>its like pokemon. some evolve, some dont </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 08/15/22 10:30:51 AM #12:	Babidi123 posted... https://youtu.be/xx5t5ps-bwc 2:39 Oh my god. Did Hovind think he was serious? Did he pull a Borat before Borat? --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:967321024] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Babidi123 posted... </cite><quote>https://youtu.be/xx5t5ps-bwc2:39</quote>Oh my god. Did Hovind think he was serious? Did he pull a Borat before Borat?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 08/15/22 10:31:28 AM #13:	Humans are a species of ape.. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:967321028] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Humans are a species of ape..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 08/15/22 10:32:36 AM #14:	DeadBankerDream posted... ...Tim Allen. I know you're a bit of a conservative dunce cap, but come on! You're Buzz Lightyear. This is beneath you. Don't go full James Woods. Too late for that, hes already equated being a republican in Hollywood to being a Jew in Nazi Germany. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:967321046] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite><quote>...Tim Allen. I know you're a bit of a conservative dunce cap, but come on! You're Buzz Lightyear. This is beneath you. Don't go full James Woods.</quote>Too late for that, hes already equated being a republican in Hollywood to being a Jew in Nazi Germany.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrAndersonWb 08/15/22 10:33:00 AM #15:	If charizards evolved from charmanders why are there still charmander? <cite>MrAndersonWb posted [p:967321053] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>If charizards evolved from charmanders why are there still charmander? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 08/15/22 10:35:02 AM #16:	We didnt evolve from modern apes, we evolved from a common ancestor --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:967321087] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>We didnt evolve from modern apes, we evolved from a common ancestor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZMythos 08/15/22 10:35:43 AM #17:	Tim Allen, what do you mean "we". You're still an ape --- Rainbow Dashing: "it's just star wars" AutumnEspirit: kissu <cite>ZMythos posted [p:967321097] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Tim Allen, what do you mean "we". You're still an ape</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 08/15/22 10:42:42 AM #18:	The interesting thing here is why early humans didn't drive apes to extinction, but systemically wiped out every trace of our missing ancestral links consistently over the course of several thousand years. Besides inventing things in the way of structures, objects, clothing, and advances in language/culture & society and war, and surviving of course, human's biggest contribution to changing the planet early on may have been eradicating all relatives of humans. I suspect the apes posed neither threat nor interest nor use to early humans, and were actually harder to kill off entirely. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:967321226] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>The interesting thing here is why early humans didn't drive apes to extinction, but systemically wiped out every trace of our missing ancestral links consistently over the course of several thousand years. Besides inventing things in the way of structures, objects, clothing, and advances in language/culture & society and war, and surviving of course, human's biggest contribution to changing the planet early on may have been eradicating all relatives of humans. I suspect the apes posed neither threat nor interest nor use to early humans, and were actually harder to kill off entirely. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Popcorn2000 08/15/22 10:44:06 AM #19:	Tell me you dont know shit about science without telling me you dont know shit about science <cite>Popcorn2000 posted [p:967321254] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Tell me you dont know shit about science without telling me you dont know shit about science</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 08/15/22 10:45:02 AM #20:	Were also the result of some early homo species interbreeding as well. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:967321272] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Were also the result of some early homo species interbreeding as well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 08/15/22 10:45:06 AM #21:	(unless you want to argue that early humans merged into one species) <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:967321273] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>(unless you want to argue that early humans merged into one species) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/15/22 10:46:31 AM #22:	Xethuminra posted... human's biggest contribution to changing the planet early on may have been eradicating all relatives of humans the kromaggs. --- It happens with literally every single generation, and now it's your turn. You are the modern version of a grandfather watching old war movies: Lionhartwolf <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:967321299] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted...</cite><quote>human's biggest contribution to changing the planet early on may have been eradicating all relatives of humans</quote>the kromaggs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 08/15/22 10:46:53 AM #23:	kingdrake2 posted... the kromaggs. Yes! <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:967321305] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite><quote>the kromaggs.</quote>Yes! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LincolnDuncan 08/15/22 10:54:10 AM #25:	confused Tim Allen grunt --- "I'm not a very nostalgic person, I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations." - Leonard Cohen <cite>LincolnDuncan posted [p:967321421] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>confused Tim Allen grunt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/15/22 10:56:49 AM #26:	VampireCoyote posted... We didnt evolve from modern apes, we evolved from a common ancestor see my avatar, suddenly it's all adding up --- I'm going to develop the first semantic radar. <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967321470] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>VampireCoyote posted... </cite><quote>We didnt evolve from modern apes, we evolved from a common ancestor</quote>see my avatar, suddenly it's all adding up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 08/15/22 10:57:51 AM #27:	Apes evolved from us!!! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:967321492] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Apes evolved from us!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrAndersonWb 08/15/22 11:00:25 AM #28:	Xethuminra posted... The interesting thing here is why early humans didn't drive apes to extinction, but systemically wiped out every trace of our missing ancestral links consistently over the course of several thousand years. Besides inventing things in the way of structures, objects, clothing, and advances in language/culture & society and war, and surviving of course, human's biggest contribution to changing the planet early on may have been eradicating all relatives of humans. I suspect the apes posed neither threat nor interest nor use to early humans, and were actually harder to kill off entirely. how were we successful enough to get rid of them? they were much stronger than us and we werent as smart back then (no guns, swords, arrows, military tactics, etc) <cite>MrAndersonWb posted [p:967321543] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite><quote>The interesting thing here is why early humans didn't drive apes to extinction, but systemically wiped out every trace of our missing ancestral links consistently over the course of several thousand years. Besides inventing things in the way of structures, objects, clothing, and advances in language/culture & society and war, and surviving of course, human's biggest contribution to changing the planet early on may have been eradicating all relatives of humans. I suspect the apes posed neither threat nor interest nor use to early humans, and were actually harder to kill off entirely.</quote>how were we successful enough to get rid of them?they were much stronger than us and we werent as smart back then (no guns, swords, arrows, military tactics, etc)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 08/15/22 11:01:32 AM #29:	If hes a piece of shit, why is he still full of it? --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:967321577] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>If hes a piece of shit, why is he still full of it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 08/15/22 11:01:52 AM #30:	Why are responding to Xethu? If you treat it like a person it will think its a person. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:967321586] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Why are responding to Xethu? If you treat it like a person it will think its a person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 08/15/22 11:35:28 AM #31:	If we monke before than why still monke? Euuuaaaghh?! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:967322187] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>If we monke before than why still monke? Euuuaaaghh?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/15/22 11:47:17 AM #32:	DeadBankerDream posted... Why are responding to Xethu? If you treat it like a person it will think its a person. this is a disgusting thing to say --- I'm going to develop the first semantic radar. <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967322423] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite><quote>Why are responding to Xethu? If you treat it like a person it will think its a person.</quote>this is a disgusting thing to say </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 08/15/22 12:05:09 PM #33:	If all terrestrial life forms came from aquatic life forms, why are there still whales and crabs and squids and mussels and oysters and lobsters and fish? Checker mites, a theme jests! --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:967322767] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>If all terrestrial life forms came from aquatic life forms, why are there still whales and crabs and squids and mussels and oysters and lobsters and fish?Checker mites, a theme jests!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuneMan 08/15/22 12:06:43 PM #34:	Thompson posted... If all terrestrial life forms came from aquatic life forms, why are there still whales and crabs and squids and mussels and oysters and lobsters and fish? Checker mites, a theme jests! Also... amphibians? What are they all about? A tadpole lives in water but becomes a frog on land? WHAT? :P --- "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." -Cao Cao <cite>DuneMan posted [p:967322792] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Thompson posted... </cite><quote>If all terrestrial life forms came from aquatic life forms, why are there still whales and crabs and squids and mussels and oysters and lobsters and fish?Checker mites, a theme jests!</quote>Also... amphibians? What are they all about? A tadpole lives in water but becomes a frog on land? WHAT? :P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 08/15/22 12:09:34 PM #35:	spikethedevil posted... Humans are a species of ape.. <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:967322834] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite><quote>Humans are a species of ape..</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WorsCaseOntario 08/15/22 12:09:34 PM #36:	The tweet is five years old btw lol --- Frankly my dear, I don't give a ham. <cite>WorsCaseOntario posted [p:967322835] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>The tweet is five years old btw lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 08/15/22 12:11:56 PM #37:	some evolve, others just stay behind... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:967322879] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>some evolve, others just stay behind...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HA4e 08/15/22 12:15:53 PM #38:	'Cause we drug them so they won't evolve --- "They don't decide who you are, you do. You are who you choose to be." Time to destroy everybody with cringe. UwU <cite>HA4e posted [p:967322964] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>'Cause we drug them so they won't evolve</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 08/15/22 12:16:34 PM #39:	It gets better, mammals evolved from reptiles <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:967322979] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>It gets better, mammals evolved from reptiles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 08/15/22 12:18:52 PM #40:	MrAndersonWb posted... how were we successful enough to get rid of them? they were much stronger than us and we werent as smart back then (no guns, swords, arrows, military tactics, etc) That's the thing. Someone would come here and demand proof these missing links even existed, tbh <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:967323028] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>MrAndersonWb posted... </cite><quote>how were we successful enough to get rid of them?they were much stronger than us and we werent as smart back then (no guns, swords, arrows, military tactics, etc)</quote>That's the thing. Someone would come here and demand proof these missing links even existed, tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 08/15/22 12:20:13 PM #41:	you know how in the Pokmon games you press a button and your creature stops evolving when it reaches that stage? i assume it works similarly... >_> <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:967323061] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>you know how in the Pokmon games you press a button and your creature stops evolving when it reaches that stage?i assume it works similarly... >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 08/15/22 12:20:59 PM #42:	You best start believin' in apes, Tim Allen. --- Yo, man. Don't eat those. :( <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:967323078] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>You best start believin' in apes, Tim Allen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/15/22 12:22:31 PM #43:	Apes: pick bugs of each other's backs for bonding Humans: "I invented a javelin that also works as a phone, but unfortunately my lover broke up with me so I don't have clean socks and now I can't make it to my pitch meeting on time" --- I'm going to develop the first semantic radar. <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967323105] in If we evol... [t:80130763]...</cite> <quote>Apes: pick bugs of each other's backs for bondingHumans: "I invented a javelin that also works as a phone, but unfortunately my lover broke up with me so I don't have clean socks and now I can't make it to my pitch meeting on time"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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