Current Events > $10,000, but your car will be used as a Soup Kitchen by some homeless guys

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NeonOctopus 08/23/22 3:42:59 PM #1:	and a momma raccoon will give birth in the back and someone will take a dump on the front seat and somehow a dismembered deer vagina will be in there too but they'll leave a nice note saying "Thanks for the F-shack!", and leave a bunch of unscratched lotto tickets (though they're all losers) You have to drive the car in that state for 100 miles before you get the money. Your car will be replaced by an exact replica afterwards for free >_> Deal? --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967518412] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>and a momma raccoon will give birth in the backand someone will take a dump on the front seatand somehow a dismembered deer vagina will be in there toobut they'll leave a nice note saying "Thanks for the F-shack!", and leave a bunch of unscratched lotto tickets (though they're all losers)You have to drive the car in that state for 100 miles before you get the money. Your car will be replaced by an exact replica afterwards for free >_>Deal?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 08/23/22 3:43:57 PM #2:	No. My car is brand new. Literally has less than 500 miles on it. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:967518440] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>No. My car is brand new. Literally has less than 500 miles on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 08/23/22 3:44:59 PM #3:	What does tc have against the homeless? Should he really be in a position of trust if he thinks this way of people? <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:967518473] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>What does tc have against the homeless? Should he really be in a position of trust if he thinks this way of people? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 08/23/22 3:45:00 PM #4:	Id rather not have some freaky ass shit happening in my 75 large car so nah. --- Balenciaga hoodies and Gucci shoes #FreeMelly <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:967518475] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>Id rather not have some freaky ass shit happening in my 75 large car so nah.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 08/23/22 3:45:18 PM #5:	Who the hell is driving a car with actual shit in the front seat for a 100 miles? --- XBL: Mrpicardbottoms PSN: Bosh369 <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:967518488] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>Who the hell is driving a car with actual shit in the front seat for a 100 miles? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 08/23/22 3:45:42 PM #6:	Sure. I'll set up some cams and live stream, sounds fun. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:967518503] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>Sure. I'll set up some cams and live stream, sounds fun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Powdered_Toast 08/23/22 3:48:52 PM #7:	is "soup kitchen" a euphemism? --- Want some rye? 'Course ya do! <cite>Powdered_Toast posted [p:967518596] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>is "soup kitchen" a euphemism?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/23/22 3:50:09 PM #8:	apocalyptic_4 posted... Who the hell is driving a car with actual shit in the front seat for a 100 miles? Someone who doesn't give a fuck and wants 10k! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967518637] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>apocalyptic_4 posted... </cite><quote>Who the hell is driving a car with actual shit in the front seat for a 100 miles?</quote>Someone who doesn't give a fuck and wants 10k!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/23/22 3:55:43 PM #9:	Powdered_Toast posted... is "soup kitchen" a euphemism? Yes, it's an orgy between a bunch of homeless men. Usually a jar of mustard and a poodle are involved --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967518774] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>Powdered_Toast posted... </cite><quote>is "soup kitchen" a euphemism?</quote>Yes, it's an orgy between a bunch of homeless men. Usually a jar of mustard and a poodle are involved</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HA4e 08/23/22 3:57:54 PM #11:	What if I don't have a car? --- "They don't decide who you are, you do. You are who you choose to be." Time to destroy everybody with cringe. UwU <cite>HA4e posted [p:967518842] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>What if I don't have a car?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumpo 08/23/22 4:13:03 PM #13:	bigblu89 posted... No. My car is brand new. Literally has less than 500 miles on it. Lot porter farted on the seats before you could --- Lancool II - Z690 Tomahawk, 12700K, Fuma 2, RTX 3070Ti, 16GB 3600MHz, FireCuda 530 1TB, Inland NVMe 1TB, RM750x <cite>Trumpo posted [p:967519223] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite><quote>No. My car is brand new. Literally has less than 500 miles on it.</quote>Lot porter farted on the seats before you could </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/23/22 4:13:14 PM #14:	HA4e posted... What if I don't have a car? I guess this all happens on your shoes or bike. idk --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967519229] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>HA4e posted... </cite><quote>What if I don't have a car?</quote>I guess this all happens on your shoes or bike. idk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 08/23/22 4:14:35 PM #15:	You just watch The Other Guys, Neon? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:967519264] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>You just watch The Other Guys, Neon?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/23/22 4:16:16 PM #16:	Heartomaton posted... You just watch The Other Guys, Neon? Yes >_> https://youtu.be/u9jqV6-EPWk https://youtu.be/HEQTUSmob1Q https://youtu.be/OtSqhvhExk8 --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967519294] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>You just watch The Other Guys, Neon?</quote>Yes >_>https://youtu.be/u9jqV6-EPWkhttps://youtu.be/HEQTUSmob1Qhttps://youtu.be/OtSqhvhExk8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 08/23/22 4:17:58 PM #17:	NeonOctopus posted... Yes >_> Called it. I made a similar topic a few months ago, but I hadn't recently watched TOG at the time. I just thought the idea was funny. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:967519322] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>NeonOctopus posted... </cite><quote>Yes >_></quote>Called it.I made a similar topic a few months ago, but I hadn't recently watched TOG at the time. I just thought the idea was funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/23/22 4:25:18 PM #18:	Naysaspace posted... What does tc have against the homeless? Should he really be in a position of trust if he thinks this way of people? You have to be 13 or older to post on this website --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967519490] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted... </cite><quote>What does tc have against the homeless? Should he really be in a position of trust if he thinks this way of people?</quote>You have to be 13 or older to post on this website</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/23/22 8:32:37 PM #19:	bump --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967525441] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 08/23/22 8:36:03 PM #20:	Deal, with the age and mileage mine has I'll put that down on a new Camry lol. P.s. I had a shitty square Geo Prism that I kept near the barracks dumpsters, long time ago and a damn racoon would break in by pulling my window down and party all night. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:967525513] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>Deal, with the age and mileage mine has I'll put that down on a new Camry lol.P.s. I had a shitty square Geo Prism that I kept near the barracks dumpsters, long time ago and a damn racoon would break in by pulling my window down and party all night.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 08/23/22 8:38:55 PM #21:	As long as it's with Dirty Mike and the boys. --- Colorado Avalanche, Golden State Warriors, Atlanta Braves, LA Rams, Real Madrid #1 Fan <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:967525583] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>As long as it's with Dirty Mike and the boys.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/23/22 8:41:49 PM #22:	ShineboxPhil posted... As long as it's with Dirty Mike and the boys. Of course --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967525650] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>ShineboxPhil posted... </cite><quote>As long as it's with Dirty Mike and the boys.</quote>Of course</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 08/23/22 8:48:17 PM #23:	I would tbh, but no car to drive in. --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:967525794] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>I would tbh, but no car to drive in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Rinku_ 08/23/22 8:50:24 PM #24:	apocalyptic_4 posted... Who the hell is driving a car with actual shit in the front seat for a 100 miles? I feel like anyone who says yes hasn't driven in a car with something nasty in the front seat before. Years ago, I was driving and my ex threw up all over the passenger side door. It was like... sixty miles home and I almost puked from the smell. I didn't say anything at the time, but I was pissed because she had been nauseated for a while and I asked her, like ten minutes before the incident, if she needed to throw up (literally anywhere other than the car door). She could have thrown up at our friends' house. She could have thrown up at the gas station (in the bathroom or one of the trash cans). Hell, she could have stuck her head out the window and thrown up on the side of the road. And before anyone is like, "OMG, you're so heartless," this was the SECOND time she had done this. And later she cheated on me, so fuck her lol <cite>_Rinku_ posted [p:967525843] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>apocalyptic_4 posted... </cite><quote>Who the hell is driving a car with actual shit in the front seat for a 100 miles?</quote>I feel like anyone who says yes hasn't driven in a car with something nasty in the front seat before.Years ago, I was driving and my ex threw up all over the passenger side door. It was like... sixty miles home and I almost puked from the smell. I didn't say anything at the time, but I was pissed because she had been nauseated for a while and I asked her, like ten minutes before the incident, if she needed to throw up (literally anywhere other than the car door). She could have thrown up at our friends' house. She could have thrown up at the gas station (in the bathroom or one of the trash cans). Hell, she could have stuck her head out the window and thrown up on the side of the road.And before anyone is like, "OMG, you're so heartless," this was the SECOND time she had done this. And later she cheated on me, so fuck her lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/23/22 8:51:41 PM #25:	Nah I understand your anger lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967525870] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>Nah I understand your anger lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/24/22 12:29:02 PM #26:	Female Body Inspector --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967538726] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>Female Body Inspector</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 08/24/22 6:54:39 PM #27:	What if I take the bus? That already sounds like my ride home from work some days --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:967547981] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>What if I take the bus? That already sounds like my ride home from work some days</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/24/22 6:55:34 PM #28:	synth_real posted... What if I take the bus? That already sounds like my ride home from work some days Public transportation? Literally nothing changes then --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:967548001] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>synth_real posted... </cite><quote>What if I take the bus? That already sounds like my ride home from work some days</quote>Public transportation? Literally nothing changes then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 08/24/22 6:56:41 PM #29:	That's considerably more than what I paid for my car --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:967548029] in $10,000, b... [t:80139989]...</cite> <quote>That's considerably more than what I paid for my car</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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