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Heartomaton
08/26/22 9:46:08 PM
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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 9:49:23 PM
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Solar_Crimson
08/26/22 9:50:37 PM
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Gengar's there, so I'm fucked.

Sun Pokedex: Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.

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ViewtifulJoe
08/26/22 9:56:21 PM
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At least I seem to have a Silph Scope.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/26/22 9:57:48 PM
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Pretty sure the lore says that if Gengar sees you, it's already too late. Haunter too, unless I'm misremembering.

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DrizztLink
08/26/22 9:59:19 PM
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I am a Normal dude and am thus immune to their ghost trickery.

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Heartomaton
08/26/22 10:26:13 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/6/AAEhCpAADm0I.jpg

Oh no! The Pokmon broke free! X3

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 10:26:51 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Oh no! The Pokmon broke free! X3
Bullshit - I was pressing down+B the whole time.
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Heartomaton
08/26/22 10:30:54 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Bullshit - I was pressing down+B the whole time.

That never worked and everyone knows it!

I learned that the Generation 1 version of the Master Ball has a roughly 1-in-65,500 chance of failing while looking up whether that superstition ever actually worked.

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Shotgunnova
08/26/22 10:31:07 PM
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My ghost Marowak is going to eat well tonight. Proverbially.

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 10:31:34 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
That never worked and everyone knows it!
Dude, that totally works!
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DrizztLink
08/26/22 10:31:36 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
My ghost Marowak is going to eat well tonight. Proverbially.
...but yeah also literally

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BloodMoon7
08/26/22 10:33:42 PM
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Let Haunter lick me there just to see what that tongue do

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Solar_Crimson
08/26/22 10:48:36 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I am a Normal dude and am thus immune to their ghost trickery.
Too bad they can also use Hypnosis (a Psychic move) and Poison-type moves.

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DrizztLink
08/26/22 10:50:50 PM
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Hypnosis fails more in Pokemon than it does in real fucking life, and they can't poison me any worse than I already have myself.



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Heartomaton
08/26/22 10:59:00 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Hypnosis fails more in Pokemon than it does in real fucking life, and they can't poison me any worse than I already have myself.


Gengar can also learn Counter, Body Slam, Explosion, Thunder, Thunderbolt, Take Down, Strength, Skull Bash, Seismic Toss, Self-Destruct, Psychic, Mega Punch, Mega Kick, Mega Drain, and Hyper Beam.

It can also learn Metronome, so it could honestly hit you with a lot of stuff.

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DrizztLink
08/26/22 11:01:11 PM
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Unfortunately, "can" and "has" are not synonymous and little Pat Benagar has not been applying herself.

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Proto_Spark
08/26/22 11:02:37 PM
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According to Pokemon Legends: Arceus, humans are incredibly durable and while the pokemon appear to be vastly more powerful than humans, they can't actually do that much damage.

Not to mention humans are likely normal type.

If its just one of each, might be able to take them. Given they are just gas you can probably beat them with like, a vacuum.
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Heartomaton
08/26/22 11:04:31 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Unfortunately, "can" and "has" are not synonymous and little Pat Benagar has not been applying herself.

It happens to know both Explosion and Self-Destruct. The greatest and most effective combo.

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DrizztLink
08/26/22 11:09:19 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
It happens to know both Explosion and Self-Destruct. The greatest and most effective combo.
so do I bitch you ain't special

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Solar_Crimson
08/26/22 11:16:14 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
According to Pokemon Legends: Arceus, humans are incredibly durable and while the pokemon appear to be vastly more powerful than humans, they can't actually do that much damage.

Not to mention humans are likely normal type.

If its just one of each, might be able to take them. Given they are just gas you can probably beat them with like, a vacuum.
Pokemon Legends has also in no uncertain terms said that Pokemon have killed humans.

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Heartomaton
08/26/22 11:17:08 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
so do I bitch you ain't special

Y... yes I am...

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DrizztLink
08/26/22 11:24:57 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Y... yes I am...
Ah, damn it, not you, I mean your Pokemon ain't shit.

...wait

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Tyranthraxus
08/26/22 11:25:02 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
According to Pokemon Legends: Arceus, humans are incredibly durable and while the pokemon appear to be vastly more powerful than humans, they can't actually do that much damage.

Not to mention humans are likely normal type.

If its just one of each, might be able to take them. Given they are just gas you can probably beat them with like, a vacuum.

Counterpoint:

https://youtu.be/AcZyDugPd8s


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Heartomaton
08/26/22 11:27:09 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Ah, damn it, not you, I mean your Pokemon ain't shit.

...wait

Insulting my Pokmon hurts my feelings and makes me sad...

My Pokmon are my friends...

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PiOverlord
08/26/22 11:29:35 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
That never worked and everyone knows it!

I learned that the Generation 1 version of the Master Ball has a roughly 1-in-65,500 chance of failing while looking up whether that superstition ever actually worked.
That is actually a myth. The Master Ball does not take the standard catch formula into account. It's literal fake news that we've allowed to spread for so long, and it's crazy how little pushback there has been against that myth.

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Heartomaton
08/26/22 11:32:51 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
That is actually a myth. The Master Ball does not take the standard catch formula into account. It's literal fake news that we've allowed to spread for so long, and it's crazy how little pushback there has been against that myth.

Shit you right. The falshood is way more widespread than the truth.

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Tyranthraxus
08/26/22 11:34:51 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
That is actually a myth. The Master Ball does not take the standard catch formula into account. It's literal fake news that we've allowed to spread for so long, and it's crazy how little pushback there has been against that myth.
Worst possible odds for anything in Pokemon Gen 1 is 1/256. Due to a bug in generation 1, never-miss moves have a chance of missing anyway but the master ball is not a move. People probably getting those things confused.

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PiOverlord
08/26/22 11:38:59 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Shit you right. The falshood is way more widespread than the truth.
I think it's just one of those things where the myth sounds so cool that we want it to be true. Tbh, I kinda liked the idea of the myth myself, but oh well.

Tyranthraxus posted...
Worst possible odds for anything in Pokemon Gen 1 is 1/256. Due to a bug in generation 1, never-miss moves have a chance of missing anyway but the master ball is not a move. People probably getting those things confused.
Probably. I don't expect YT'ers who spread the fake news to actually really understand the coding, lord knows I don't, and most commenters aren't going to know a lick themselves.

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Piplup_Sniper
08/27/22 4:30:26 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Gengar's there, so I'm fucked.

Sun Pokedex: Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.
I always find it funny how they wrote all these dark entries for gengar but all their depictions are the complete opposite of that. There's a recently dubbed poketoon with a gengar and it acts all friendly.
https://youtu.be/5qZU-WIzq68
It's also interesting that the gengar claims it's not a ghost.

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PiOverlord
08/27/22 4:34:32 AM
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Them entries are just propaganda by professors in order to make humans feel the need to tame these wild pokemon. We have to keep them under our feet, believe we need to keep them in check, otherwise, how would them pokemon respect us?!?

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Verdekal
08/27/22 4:52:36 AM
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I guess I have fun as a ghost like Ash did.

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viewmaster_pi
08/27/22 5:26:00 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
X3
X3

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Umbreon
08/27/22 5:30:43 AM
#34:


Meh, I have type advantage and the ability to heal. Just have to be careful if Gengar brought Dazzling Gleam.

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HannibalBarca3
08/27/22 1:05:46 PM
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Who?

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