Poll of the Day > Real talk, absolute minimum for a chip in your head.

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hypnox 08/27/22 4:22:01 AM #1:	All you know is its from a major corporation(they tell you who it is), no specifics on what the chip is for, just that it 100% will not cause harm to you in anyway physically or health wise. So how much to get this bad boy in your head right now? --- http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ajm6lGqf1qekkfi.gif <cite>hypnox posted [p:967605092] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>All you know is its from a major corporation(they tell you who it is), no specifics on what the chip is for, just that it 100% will not cause harm to you in anyway physically or health wise. So how much to get this bad boy in your head right now?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 08/27/22 4:35:20 AM #2:	No money, I just want it to give me diarrhea. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:967605174] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>No money, I just want it to give me diarrhea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Straughan 08/27/22 4:37:02 AM #3:	Free. I'll just request myself for special R&D status instead. I'm a transhumanist so I want to be a Neo-Cymek as soon as possible. I intend to live forever conquering worlds for Omnius and his Syncronized Empire. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/4/AAfGAbAADm3E.jpg --- Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process they do not become a monster. <cite>Straughan posted [p:967605188] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>Free. I'll just request myself for special R&D status instead. I'm a transhumanist so I want to be a Neo-Cymek as soon as possible. I intend to live forever conquering worlds for Omnius and his Syncronized Empire. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/4/AAfGAbAADm3E.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 08/27/22 9:13:33 AM #4:	Unless it fixes my poor eyesight, fixes my joint pain, normalizes my sleep pattern, adjusts my metabolism to lose weight to the perfect healthy level, and has absolutely no external access that can be hacked or abused by outside sources (including the people who made it), there's no chance in hell I'm putting any tech in my brain. I barely trust the people who make tech I use now. I sure as fuck wouldn't trust someone to have direct access to my brain. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:967607228] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>Unless it fixes my poor eyesight, fixes my joint pain, normalizes my sleep pattern, adjusts my metabolism to lose weight to the perfect healthy level, and has absolutely no external access that can be hacked or abused by outside sources (including the people who made it), there's no chance in hell I'm putting any tech in my brain.I barely trust the people who make tech I use now. I sure as fuck wouldn't trust someone to have direct access to my brain.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hypnox 08/27/22 9:33:26 AM #5:	ParanoidObsessive posted... Unless it fixes my poor eyesight, fixes my joint pain, normalizes my sleep pattern, adjusts my metabolism to lose weight to the perfect healthy level, and has absolutely no external access that can be hacked or abused by outside sources (including the people who made it), there's no chance in hell I'm putting any tech in my brain. I barely trust the people who make tech I use now. I sure as fuck wouldn't trust someone to have direct access to my brain. So I will go ahead and put you down for three all you can eat shrimp meals at Red Lobster. --- http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ajm6lGqf1qekkfi.gif <cite>hypnox posted [p:967607469] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite><quote>Unless it fixes my poor eyesight, fixes my joint pain, normalizes my sleep pattern, adjusts my metabolism to lose weight to the perfect healthy level, and has absolutely no external access that can be hacked or abused by outside sources (including the people who made it), there's no chance in hell I'm putting any tech in my brain.I barely trust the people who make tech I use now. I sure as fuck wouldn't trust someone to have direct access to my brain.</quote>So I will go ahead and put you down for three all you can eat shrimp meals at Red Lobster. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 08/27/22 9:40:52 AM #6:	hypnox posted... So I will go ahead and put you down for three all you can eat shrimp meals at Red Lobster. No, because I loathe seafood. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:967607584] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote><cite>hypnox posted...</cite><quote>So I will go ahead and put you down for three all you can eat shrimp meals at Red Lobster.</quote>No, because I loathe seafood.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Straughan 08/27/22 10:08:16 AM #7:	ParanoidObsessive posted... No, because I loathe seafood. This smoked salmon is literally heaven. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/8/AAfGAbAADm5K.jpg --- Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process they do not become a monster. <cite>Straughan posted [p:967608015] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite><quote>No, because I loathe seafood.</quote>This smoked salmon is literally heaven. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/8/AAfGAbAADm5K.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 08/27/22 10:14:06 AM #8:	Straughan posted... This smoked salmon is literally heaven. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/8/AAfGAbAADm5K.jpg https://youtu.be/ZA_Tl1kvlQU?t=36 --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:967608101] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote><cite>Straughan posted...</cite><quote>This smoked salmon is literally heaven. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/8/AAfGAbAADm5K.jpg </quote>https://youtu.be/ZA_Tl1kvlQU?t=36</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 08/27/22 10:15:07 AM #9:	I absolutely wouldn't for any amount <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:967608111] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>I absolutely wouldn't for any amount </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
grimhilde00 08/27/22 10:54:24 AM #10:	Jen0125 posted... I absolutely wouldn't for any amount <cite>grimhilde00 posted [p:967608613] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite><quote>I absolutely wouldn't for any amount</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MagicalPrincess 08/27/22 11:00:30 AM #11:	I refuse the Mark of the Beast! --- I love Lord Jesus, Family Matters (for Steve & Laura which I typed up a beautiful alt from Just One Date episode) and FFIX (for Zidane & Garnet). <cite>MagicalPrincess posted [p:967608714] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>I refuse the Mark of the Beast!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 08/27/22 11:18:00 AM #12:	Ill gladly add it to the others. --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:967609028] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>Ill gladly add it to the others.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 08/27/22 12:57:41 PM #13:	Man my brain would drive lesser men mad. Give me 25k for every year I have it installed. --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:967610728] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>Man my brain would drive lesser men mad. Give me 25k for every year I have it installed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfFa 08/27/22 1:04:19 PM #14:	hypnox posted... All you know is its from a major corporation(they tell you who it is), no specifics on what the chip is for, just that it 100% will not cause harm to you in anyway physically or health wise. So how much to get this bad boy in your head right now? no --- girls like my fa <cite>ReturnOfFa posted [p:967610859] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>hypnox posted... </cite><quote>All you know is its from a major corporation(they tell you who it is), no specifics on what the chip is for, just that it 100% will not cause harm to you in anyway physically or health wise. So how much to get this bad boy in your head right now?</quote>no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muscles 08/27/22 2:52:06 PM #15:	Jen0125 posted... I absolutely wouldn't for any amount --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:967612866] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite><quote>I absolutely wouldn't for any amount</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikazard1 08/27/22 2:53:00 PM #16:	will take $1.5 billion for the chip, it would give all the other voices and chaotic mayhem going on in my head some company!! --- we are who we are. who we meet in life, adds to the journey <cite>Pikazard1 posted [p:967612889] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>will take $1.5 billion for the chip, it would give all the other voices and chaotic mayhem going on in my head some company!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkMinun 08/27/22 2:58:55 PM #17:	hypnox posted... All you know is its from a major corporation(they tell you who it is), no specifics on what the chip is for, just that it 100% will not cause harm to you in anyway physically or health wise. So how much to get this bad boy in your head right now? Your description is a bit too vague. With this description, the answer is no. If it doesn't effect me in any way but simply tracks me, $100 million should do the trick. Maybe even 50 million. --- sdoo <cite>DarkMinun posted [p:967612986] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>hypnox posted... </cite><quote>All you know is its from a major corporation(they tell you who it is), no specifics on what the chip is for, just that it 100% will not cause harm to you in anyway physically or health wise. So how much to get this bad boy in your head right now?</quote>Your description is a bit too vague. With this description, the answer is no. If it doesn't effect me in any way but simply tracks me, $100 million should do the trick. Maybe even 50 million. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 08/27/22 3:02:17 PM #18:	Since they're not telling you what the chip does, they give you the money, but then 20 minutes later the chip triggers and you suddenly feel compelled to return all the money. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:967613058] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>Since they're not telling you what the chip does, they give you the money, but then 20 minutes later the chip triggers and you suddenly feel compelled to return all the money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 08/28/22 2:22:18 PM #19:	Fuck that, not for anything. --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:967633695] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>Fuck that, not for anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
papercup 08/28/22 4:45:59 PM #20:	100 quintillion dollars --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 <cite>papercup posted [p:967636332] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>100 quintillion dollars</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KJ_StErOiDs 08/28/22 4:50:21 PM #21:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHfQdQwRc8g --- "Shhh! Ben, don't ruin the ending!" --Adrian Ripburger, Full Throttle <cite>KJ_StErOiDs posted [p:967636422] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHfQdQwRc8g</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrPrimemaster 08/28/22 5:20:44 PM #22:	ParanoidObsessive posted... Since they're not telling you what the chip does, they give you the money, but then 20 minutes later the chip triggers and you suddenly feel compelled to return all the money. Wouldnt that be harm done to you? --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:967637117] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite><quote>Since they're not telling you what the chip does, they give you the money, but then 20 minutes later the chip triggers and you suddenly feel compelled to return all the money.</quote>Wouldnt that be harm done to you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rjsilverthorn 08/28/22 5:36:37 PM #23:	Unless I needed it for some critical medical need, no amount of money anyone would reasonably give me. <cite>rjsilverthorn posted [p:967637453] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>Unless I needed it for some critical medical need, no amount of money anyone would reasonably give me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 08/28/22 6:17:04 PM #24:	DrPrimemaster posted... Wouldnt that be harm done to you? You're assuming they're telling you the truth. When's the last time a corporation did that? ~~And that's without getting into sophistry like how taking away money you've only just acquired really isn't harming you because you're just losing something you barely had anyway.~~ --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:967638278] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrPrimemaster posted...</cite><quote>Wouldnt that be harm done to you?</quote>You're assuming they're telling you the truth. When's the last time a corporation did that?And that's without getting into sophistry like how taking away money you've only just acquired really isn't harming you because you're just losing something you barely had anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrPrimemaster 08/28/22 6:26:42 PM #25:	ParanoidObsessive posted... You're assuming they're telling you the truth. When's the last time a corporation did that? ~~And that's without getting into sophistry like how taking away money you've only just acquired really isn't harming you because you're just losing something you barely had anyway.~~ True, but if it could some how be assured. And I feel like even with the sophistry that only works if no trade was done. But a trade was done. --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:967638460] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite><quote>You're assuming they're telling you the truth. When's the last time a corporation did that?And that's without getting into sophistry like how taking away money you've only just acquired really isn't harming you because you're just losing something you barely had anyway.</quote>True, but if it could some how be assured.And I feel like even with the sophistry that only works if no trade was done. But a trade was done.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 08/28/22 6:32:51 PM #26:	DrPrimemaster posted... And I feel like even with the sophistry that only works if no trade was done. But a trade was done. Yeah, but the harm in question wouldn't be "physically or health-wise", which is the only assurance the initial post offers. Financial or material harm isn't actually covered under the existing offer. So trade or no, they'd still be telling the truth while still fucking you over. And that's before we get into things like changing terms and conditions that alter the agreement at a later time. You know, the sort of thing tech companies do literally all the time. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:967638564] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrPrimemaster posted...</cite><quote>And I feel like even with the sophistry that only works if no trade was done. But a trade was done.</quote>Yeah, but the harm in question wouldn't be "physically or health-wise", which is the only assurance the initial post offers.Financial or material harm isn't actually covered under the existing offer. So trade or no, they'd still be telling the truth while still fucking you over.And that's before we get into things like changing terms and conditions that alter the agreement at a later time. You know, the sort of thing tech companies do literally all the time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slacker03150 08/28/22 8:30:21 PM #27:	The more they are willing to offer the more suspicious I become of it and the more I want to hold out for. --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 <cite>slacker03150 posted [p:967640871] in Real talk,... [t:80144262]...</cite> <quote>The more they are willing to offer the more suspicious I become of it and the more I want to hold out for.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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