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DarkRoast
09/02/22 4:33:29 PM
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As an INTJ, I wasn't quite prepared for the mood swings but I got that shit under control.

But holy shit am I hungry. Like, I could eat a whole big thing of ice cream in no time flat.

Being a hospitalist and pregnant is kind of nutty as well, but whatevs.

No periods is nice.


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wackyteen
09/02/22 4:34:11 PM
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Were you the one trying to get pregnant a while back? Or am I mixing up CEople?

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littlebro07
09/02/22 4:35:29 PM
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Any morning sickness yet?

My wife had that so bad (it was more like all-day sickness) that she ended up losing like 30 pounds by the end of the first trimester. Couldn't eat anything. Tried every remedy out there too.

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DarkRoast
09/02/22 4:36:05 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Any morning sickness yet?

My wife had that so bad (it was more like all-day sickness) that she ended up losing like 30 pounds by the end of the first trimester. Couldn't eat anything. Tried every remedy out there too.

None whatsoever. I don't understand it. I haven't even had a HINT of nausea.


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DarkRoast
09/02/22 4:36:32 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Were you the one trying to get pregnant a while back? Or am I mixing up CEople?

Yes. And eventually succeeded. Glad to have that awkwardness behind me.

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DrizztLink
09/02/22 4:37:51 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
None whatsoever. I don't understand it. I haven't even had a HINT of nausea.
How far along are you, if you don't mind me asking?

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littlebro07
09/02/22 4:38:03 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
None whatsoever. I don't understand it. I haven't even had a HINT of nausea.

Congrats on the boy

based on my entirely scientific theory (based solely on both my and my wife's family pregnancies) that if you have very little to no morning sickness it's a boy and if you have it a lot it's a girl >_>

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
09/02/22 4:38:48 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
But holy shit am I hungry. Like, I could eat a whole big thing of ice cream in no time flat.
Is there any particular foods that you are craving for?

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DarkRoast
09/02/22 4:38:59 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
How far along are you, if you don't mind me asking?

Like 4 to 6 weeks-ish. So not very far. Still well within the "spontaneous abortion" window.
Also I can't say I've ever craved pickles before, but for some reason I've craved the SHIT out of them.

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Lonestar2000
09/02/22 4:39:39 PM
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Hey, I tried to warn you.

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wackyteen
09/02/22 4:40:15 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Like 4 to 6 weeks-ish. So not very far. Still well within the "spontaneous abortion" window.
Also I can't say I've ever craved pickles before, but for some reason I've craved the SHIT out of them.

Could be your body needing salt.

You're feeding for two now

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CARRRNE_ASADA
09/02/22 4:40:34 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Congrats on the boy

based on my entirely scientific theory (based solely on both my and my wife's family pregnancies) that if you have very little to no morning sickness it's a boy and if you have it a lot it's a girl >_>


Well I can add my grain of sand of anecdotal evidence to that theory

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DrizztLink
09/02/22 4:43:15 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Also I can't say I've ever craved pickles before, but for some reason I've craved the SHIT out of them.
Things a pregnant Millennial craves: Pickles

Arguably the most famous Millennial baby: Tommy Pickles

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DarkRoast
09/02/22 4:46:28 PM
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You'd think I'd feel awkward as hell about carrying my best-friend-from-childhood's kid. At no point did we ever have anything other than a platonic relationship as kids and teens - we just played video games together non-stop throughout all of childhood. The few times we did the FWB thing made him realize he was gay (was I that bad?)

So anyway this kid's gonna be pure video games I guess


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Kamen_Rider_Blade
09/02/22 4:49:29 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
The few times we did the FWB thing made him realize he was gay (was I that bad?)
If you were that bad, he wouldn't be able to get it up when he tried to help you out and impregnate you right now.

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DarkRoast
09/02/22 4:50:06 PM
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That sounds so ****ed up when you put it to words

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silverpine
09/02/22 4:52:10 PM
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is he gonna be an involved dad? do you want him to?
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DarkRoast
09/02/22 4:53:31 PM
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Minimal involvement. He didn't really want to adopt a kid with his husband, but he's not gonna ghost the kid.


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NoxObscuras
09/02/22 4:59:15 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
You'd think I'd feel awkward as hell about carrying my best-friend-from-childhood's kid. At no point did we ever have anything other than a platonic relationship as kids and teens - we just played video games together non-stop throughout all of childhood. The few times we did the FWB thing made him realize he was gay (was I that bad?)

So anyway this kid's gonna be pure video games I guess
Eh, I would only call that awkward if there was an unrequited love thing going on. Like if you fell for him during the FWB thing and then got pregnant. This is just a donor that you happen to know.

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silverpine
09/02/22 5:00:32 PM
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wow. hope everything works out
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DarkRoast
09/02/22 5:13:10 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Eh, I would only call that awkward if there was an unrequited love thing going on. Like if you fell for him during the FWB thing and then got pregnant. This is just a donor that you happen to know.

When neither of you actually want to do it, but you have to, the process of "getting there" is awkward as shit.


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Kamen_Rider_Blade
09/02/22 5:34:34 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
That sounds so ****ed up when you put it to words
Or you can look at it the other way.

You're so damn good, that he might actually be Bi-sexual.

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NeoShadowhen
09/02/22 5:43:11 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Like 4 to 6 weeks-ish.


Generally you count from the first day of your last period. Is that how you got that?

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DarkRoast
09/02/22 5:43:35 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Generally you count from the first day of your last period. Is that how you got that?

Yes, which is 6 weeks

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Phenomenal_one
09/02/22 5:43:42 PM
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Thats why I only do anal.

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BurmesePenguin
09/02/22 5:44:55 PM
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I remember on ER there was an episode where a doctor was performing surgery while in labour.

Is this realistic?
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NeoShadowhen
09/02/22 5:45:45 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Yes, which is 6 weeks

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Arcanine2009
09/02/22 5:50:12 PM
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Alright, how do I apply to be the work from home step dad.

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Lost_All_Senses
09/02/22 5:50:40 PM
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I move states whenever a girl Im with starts eating pickles. If I leave before I know it's pregnancy, Im technically not a bad person.

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SauI_Goodman
09/02/22 5:54:23 PM
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Does your man give you footrubs

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Stewman_Magoo
09/02/22 5:55:44 PM
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Could be worse, my wife had hyperemesis gravidarum for both of our kids, for the entirety of their pregnancies.

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FortuneCookie
09/02/22 5:57:29 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
As an INTJ, I wasn't quite prepared for the mood swings but I got that shit under control.

But holy shit am I hungry. Like, I could eat a whole big thing of ice cream in no time flat.

Being a hospitalist and pregnant is kind of nutty as well, but whatevs.

No periods is nice.

I am so damn grateful to be a cis male.
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Philip027
09/02/22 5:57:40 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Also I can't say I've ever craved pickles before, but for some reason I've craved the SHIT out of them.

My mom was reportedly like that with soybeans. They pretty much replaced the cigarettes somehow.
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gigageek1500
09/02/22 6:18:11 PM
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Philip027 posted...
My mom was reportedly like that with soybeans. They pretty much replaced the cigarettes somehow.
May da mama eat edamame?

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kingdrake2
09/02/22 6:20:19 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
ice cream


ice cream is a good idea.

i couldn't resist picking up a few containers they had a deal on them. 1$ per half gallon nomally 6$ non-sale.

1 for the roommate (chocolate peanut butter)
1 for me (cookies and cream) takes about 3-4 sittings (3-6 days) to eat through container.

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thronedfire2
09/02/22 7:03:18 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
You'd think I'd feel awkward as hell about carrying my best-friend-from-childhood's kid. At no point did we ever have anything other than a platonic relationship as kids and teens - we just played video games together non-stop throughout all of childhood. The few times we did the FWB thing made him realize he was gay (was I that bad?)

So anyway this kid's gonna be pure video games I guess

did your wife watch? I remember you said she thought it sounded hot

and good luck with the baby!

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KStateKing17
09/02/22 7:09:38 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
did your wife watch? I remember you said she thought it sounded hot

and good luck with the baby!
Lol wtf?

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