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Tappor 09/03/22 4:10:30 PM #1:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/MrMallard --- Garbage poster extraordinaire http://error1355.com/ce/Tappor.html <cite>Tappor posted [p:967771080] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/MrMallard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kombucha 09/03/22 4:13:15 PM #4:	but why --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:967771140] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>but why</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 09/03/22 4:13:37 PM #5:	Was it for that weird joke topic he made --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:967771144] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Was it for that weird joke topic he made</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/03/22 4:13:49 PM #6:	The subject he discussed is indeed hot but yeah you cant make a joke like that --- She left me roses by the stairs. Surprises let me know she cares. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:967771148] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>The subject he discussed is indeed hot but yeah you cant make a joke like that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 09/04/22 8:01:58 AM #7:	What was the joke/topic? --- A shepherd dressed in his Sunday finest still reeks of lamb! <cite>teep_ posted [p:967783983] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>What was the joke/topic?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 09/04/22 8:03:10 AM #8:	What is the joke ? Is he canceled ? --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:967783990] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote> What is the joke ? Is he canceled ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 09/04/22 8:04:24 AM #9:	What'd he do? --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:967784002] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>What'd he do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 09/04/22 8:05:42 AM #10:	maybe I'm wrong, but I think it could be for this (I like him as a poster, though): https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/2/AAY0fDAADou4.jpg --- https://streamable.com/zrtjki <cite>g0ldie posted [p:967784014] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>maybe I'm wrong, but I think it could be for this (I like him as a poster, though):https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/2/AAY0fDAADou4.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 09/04/22 8:06:20 AM #11:	The mods hated him because he told the truth --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:967784021] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>The mods hated him because he told the truth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 09/04/22 8:07:08 AM #12:	LMAO fair, next but hes still a good guy --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:967784029] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>LMAO fair, next but hes still a good guy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 09/04/22 8:09:48 AM #13:	lmao worth --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:967784058] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>lmao worth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 09/04/22 8:10:17 AM #14:	Isnt that the guy that gets super butthurt about everything, and writes nonstop diatribes? Hes gonna go out of his way to make a school shooting joke? Fucking wow. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:967784061] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Isnt that the guy that gets super butthurt about everything, and writes nonstop diatribes?Hes gonna go out of his way to make a school shooting joke?Fucking wow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 09/04/22 8:11:06 AM #15:	Priere posted... and writes nonstop diatribes Mr. Mallard's Great Walls of Text are some of the best reading on this web sight --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:967784072] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Priere posted... </cite><quote>and writes nonstop diatribes</quote>Mr. Mallard's Great Walls of Text are some of the best reading on this web sight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 09/04/22 8:11:28 AM #16:	Priere posted... Isnt that the guy that gets super butthurt about everything, and writes nonstop diatribes? Hes gonna go out of his way to make a school shooting joke? Fucking wow. No, Mallard is great. You're thinking of unfairrepresent. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:967784075] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Priere posted... </cite><quote>Isnt that the guy that gets super butthurt about everything, and writes nonstop diatribes?Hes gonna go out of his way to make a school shooting joke?Fucking wow.</quote>No, Mallard is great. You're thinking of unfairrepresent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/04/22 8:26:59 AM #17:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Duck stuff <cite>Zikten posted [p:967784200] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Duck stuff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FunkyCat 09/04/22 8:50:53 AM #18:	Damn yeah, surprised he only got a warn for that. Definitely not the place to tell edgy jokes. --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>FunkyCat posted [p:967784465] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Damn yeah, surprised he only got a warn for that.Definitely not the place to tell edgy jokes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 09/04/22 8:52:49 AM #19:	Oh my god Flauros with the pearl clutch --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:967784490] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Oh my god Flauros with the pearl clutch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 09/04/22 9:00:22 AM #20:	I talked to him and he said he was hungover at the time and it was a totally fair moderation And I find it absolutely hilarious --- A shepherd dressed in his Sunday finest still reeks of lamb! <cite>teep_ posted [p:967784582] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>I talked to him and he said he was hungover at the time and it was a totally fair moderation And I find it absolutely hilarious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolpal23 09/04/22 9:15:36 AM #21:	DespondentDeity posted... LMAO fair, next but hes still a good guy --- MSI B360-A PRO\|EVGA FTW3 8Gb Rtx 3070ti DDR4 2400 32Gb G.skill\| i5 8600K 3.6Ghz Steam: That Hero Luka "Fact and fiction, where do you draw the line?" <cite>coolpal23 posted [p:967784751] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>DespondentDeity posted... </cite><quote>LMAO fair, next but hes still a good guy</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 09/04/22 9:18:29 AM #22:	DespondentDeity posted... Oh my god Flauros with the pearl clutch Cope --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:967784781] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>DespondentDeity posted... </cite><quote>Oh my god Flauros with the pearl clutch</quote>Cope</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 09/04/22 9:21:37 AM #23:	Priere posted... Cope seethe dilate fart --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:967784808] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Priere posted... </cite><quote>Cope</quote>seethedilatefart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 09/04/22 9:22:37 AM #24:	Bingo --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:967784817] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Bingo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMallard 09/05/22 4:49:36 PM #26:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I take it you're not gonna read my actual pseudo-historical novel that uses decades of legal precedent in the tech sector, i.e. Right to Repair laws, to explore the difficulties that sapient AI would have in being recognised as their own fledgling people and not products owned by a corporation. Not that it exists yet, but hey, good to know I lost a customer already. >_>. ~~Kidding of course~~ Anyway yeah, I had a bender this past weekend and made that inflammatory joke on Discord, then basically went "hold up I'm gonna go get warned on gamefaqs". I don't do it often, but when I do say something bad enough for a warn, I at least like for it to be on my own terms, pushing a boundary in a way I think is funny. I don't do it often and I don't plan to do it again at any point in the near future. Obviously the topic I was goofing about is a serious one, and I do genuinely feel bad about kids being murdered in places of learning. I'm particularly offended that the solution is to install armed security in school, who often don't face significant background checks and aren't trained adequately - leading to cases in which teenagers were targeted for predation, including one case where I think a teenage girl became pregnant after being raped by a security guard. To then double down on that and argue that teachers should be trained in the use of firearms, as if a teacher should now be responsible for blowing away one of the students they may have taught, is almost perverse. And yet the utter fucking failure of the Uvalde police force makes me think that someone other than those clowns HAS to be responsible now. It's really upsetting to be faced with that sort of reality. To avoid the topic of gun control and double down every single time on "more good guys with guns will stop the bad guys with guns" is intellectually and morally abhorrent. It makes me sick. I like jokes that turn serious topics like that on its head. It's not right, perhaps, but to have just a moment where something so fucking dour and depressing goes so far in the other direction that it makes you laugh? I think that can be healing. Obviously you don't want to desensitise people to the horror of it, I don't refute the seriousness of the topic or insist that it's "not that bad", but an unexpected joke can be a brief escape. I'll gladly eat a warning or a suspension if I think the cause is either just or funny enough. But again, I don't shy away from the punishment. The warning was justified, as Teep relayed - fantastic fella by the way. I'm glad folks seem to have enjoyed themselves, but it doesn't pre-empt the actual, genuine discussion of the events involved. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa <cite>MrMallard posted [p:967814256] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I take it you're not gonna read my actual pseudo-historical novel that uses decades of legal precedent in the tech sector, i.e. Right to Repair laws, to explore the difficulties that sapient AI would have in being recognised as their own fledgling people and not products owned by a corporation.Not that it exists yet, but hey, good to know I lost a customer already. >_>. Kidding of courseAnyway yeah, I had a bender this past weekend and made that inflammatory joke on Discord, then basically went "hold up I'm gonna go get warned on gamefaqs". I don't do it often, but when I do say something bad enough for a warn, I at least like for it to be on my own terms, pushing a boundary in a way I think is funny. I don't do it often and I don't plan to do it again at any point in the near future.Obviously the topic I was goofing about is a serious one, and I do genuinely feel bad about kids being murdered in places of learning. I'm particularly offended that the solution is to install armed security in school, who often don't face significant background checks and aren't trained adequately - leading to cases in which teenagers were targeted for predation, including one case where I think a teenage girl became pregnant after being raped by a security guard.To then double down on that and argue that teachers should be trained in the use of firearms, as if a teacher should now be responsible for blowing away one of the students they may have taught, is almost perverse. And yet the utter fucking failure of the Uvalde police force makes me think that someone other than those clowns HAS to be responsible now. It's really upsetting to be faced with that sort of reality. To avoid the topic of gun control and double down every single time on "more good guys with guns will stop the bad guys with guns" is intellectually and morally abhorrent. It makes me sick.I like jokes that turn serious topics like that on its head. It's not right, perhaps, but to have just a moment where something so fucking dour and depressing goes so far in the other direction that it makes you laugh? I think that can be healing. Obviously you don't want to desensitise people to the horror of it, I don't refute the seriousness of the topic or insist that it's "not that bad", but an unexpected joke can be a brief escape. I'll gladly eat a warning or a suspension if I think the cause is either just or funny enough.But again, I don't shy away from the punishment. The warning was justified, as Teep relayed - fantastic fella by the way. I'm glad folks seem to have enjoyed themselves, but it doesn't pre-empt the actual, genuine discussion of the events involved.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 09/05/22 4:54:08 PM #27:	Tl;dr. Wb. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:967814337] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Tl;dr. Wb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/05/22 4:55:07 PM #28:	Wtf did they do to muh DUCK --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:967814358] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Wtf did they do to muh DUCK</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/06/22 7:54:26 PM #29:	Smackems posted... Wtf did they do to muh DUCK He's back --- She left me roses by the stairs. Surprises let me know she cares. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:967840392] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite><quote>Wtf did they do to muh DUCK</quote>He's back</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningAce11 09/06/22 7:56:32 PM #30:	Welcome back duckman --- I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion. -LTG <cite>LightningAce11 posted [p:967840436] in MrMallard ... [t:80152693]...</cite> <quote>Welcome back duckman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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