Current Events > Scenario: A talking bear is trying to hide from hunters in your home.

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UnfairRepresent 09/11/22 3:42:07 PM #1:	What do you do? Tell the hunters where the bear is Lie to the hunters What do you do? - Results (36 votes) Tell the hunters where the bear is 13.89% (5 votes) 5 Lie to the hunters 86.11% (31 votes) 31 You're walking home one day, thinking about your favorite movie as you unlock and open your door. Then before you could spell your name a bear rushes right by you and quickly slips into your home through the open door. You're shocked at first but then your jaw nearly hits the floor when the bear turns around and starts talking to you. "Please don't be mad, I need somewhere to hide. I'm being chased by some really bad men who want to kill me just because I'm a bear. I'll only be g-... Oh damn! They're coming!" The bear explains before it quickly rushes into your kitchen and hides behind the door. Sure enough moments later before you could get your bearings, several of armed men in cheap vests and jeans turn up. The tallest yet skinnest of the lot with missing front teeth walks up brandishing a toothless smile and goes "Hey there fella, name's Cleet and I'm the leader of this here group of God fearin', cattlle rearin' hunters. Dun want to trouble you but have you seen a really fat ugly stinky bear that nobody likes go past here? We've hot on it's trial all mornin' and this seems like the kind of place it would go" https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/8/AAZiH8AADqe2.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967951014] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote> What do you do? Tell the hunters where the bear is Lie to the hunters Vote View Results What do you do? - Results (36 votes) Tell the hunters where the bear is 13.89% (5 votes) 5 Lie to the hunters 86.11% (31 votes) 31 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80161429', message: '0', key: 'de1966aa' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } You're walking home one day, thinking about your favorite movie as you unlock and open your door. Then before you could spell your name a bear rushes right by you and quickly slips into your home through the open door. You're shocked at first but then your jaw nearly hits the floor when the bear turns around and starts talking to you. "Please don't be mad, I need somewhere to hide. I'm being chased by some really bad men who want to kill me just because I'm a bear. I'll only be g-... Oh damn! They're coming!" The bear explains before it quickly rushes into your kitchen and hides behind the door. Sure enough moments later before you could get your bearings, several of armed men in cheap vests and jeans turn up. The tallest yet skinnest of the lot with missing front teeth walks up brandishing a toothless smile and goes "Hey there fella, name's Cleet and I'm the leader of this here group of God fearin', cattlle rearin' hunters. Dun want to trouble you but have you seen a really fat ugly stinky bear that nobody likes go past here? We've hot on it's trial all mornin' and this seems like the kind of place it would go" https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/8/AAZiH8AADqe2.jpg How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/11/22 3:44:40 PM #2:	I ask the bear a question, does it answer? --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967951081] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>I ask the bear a question, does it answer?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 09/11/22 3:46:00 PM #3:	Turn the bear in, its obviously escaped from a secret military lab and the government probably tracked it via gps hidden in the bears asshole --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:967951119] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Turn the bear in, its obviously escaped from a secret military lab and the government probably tracked it via gps hidden in the bears asshole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/11/22 4:01:42 PM #4:	MedeaLysistrata posted... I ask the bear a question, does it answer? Probably not since it's hiding --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967951505] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>I ask the bear a question, does it answer?</quote>Probably not since it's hiding</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 09/11/22 4:05:50 PM #5:	Protecc the bear. Nothing would make me happier in life than having a best buddy bear. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Strangeone2007.png https://i.imgur.com/wfUGrp5.gif <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:967951613] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Protecc the bear. Nothing would make me happier in life than having a best buddy bear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalosiaTana 09/11/22 4:07:28 PM #6:	Make him a pic-a-nic basket --- Big man, pig man Ha ha, charade you are <cite>CalosiaTana posted [p:967951668] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Make him a pic-a-nic basket</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 09/11/22 4:13:13 PM #7:	I'm in a terrible mood, I live in Murica and everyone here is a trespasser. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:967951835] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>I'm in a terrible mood, I live in Murica and everyone here is a trespasser.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwigsthePnoDude 09/11/22 4:15:34 PM #8:	Undress --- It wasnt a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover. ~ Donald Draper <cite>TwigsthePnoDude posted [p:967951900] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Undress</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 09/11/22 4:21:44 PM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... have you seen a really fat ugly stinky bear that nobody likes go past here ... this seems like the kind of place it would go Yeah, thanks for the backhanded insult. I've made up my mind: I'm hiding the bear. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:967952085] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>have you seen a really fat ugly stinky bear that nobody likes go past here ... this seems like the kind of place it would go</quote>Yeah, thanks for the backhanded insult. I've made up my mind: I'm hiding the bear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 09/11/22 4:24:26 PM #10:	Vampire_Chicken posted... Yeah, thanks for the backhanded insult. I've made up my mind: I'm hiding the bear. IKR? Fuck those hunters, I'm hiding the bear. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:967952200] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Vampire_Chicken posted... </cite><quote>Yeah, thanks for the backhanded insult. I've made up my mind: I'm hiding the bear.</quote>IKR? Fuck those hunters, I'm hiding the bear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 09/11/22 4:25:58 PM #11:	does the bear have cash? --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:967952274] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>does the bear have cash?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 09/11/22 4:27:09 PM #12:	Id hide the bear even if it didn't know how to talk. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:967952304] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Id hide the bear even if it didn't know how to talk.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 09/11/22 4:39:36 PM #13:	Tell the hunters to go downstairs into my basement where I claim the bear has run before getting my gun that is near the door and play shooting fish in a barrel with the hunters as the fish. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:967952664] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Tell the hunters to go downstairs into my basement where I claim the bear has run before getting my gun that is near the door and play shooting fish in a barrel with the hunters as the fish.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 09/11/22 4:41:30 PM #14:	Is the bear just a regular bear that can talk? --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:967952733] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Is the bear just a regular bear that can talk?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 09/11/22 4:45:14 PM #15:	Vampire_Chicken posted... Yeah, thanks for the backhanded insult. I've made up my mind: I'm hiding the bear. "A liar, huh?" said Cleet burgessly. "I just told you he was stinky. Now, why do I smell that stench all around you?" Cleet used his pointer finger to make a spiralling gesticulation, punctuation the comment by poking you in the chest. "Huh? You giving ol' Cleet a bum steer?" --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:967952844] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Vampire_Chicken posted... </cite><quote>Yeah, thanks for the backhanded insult. I've made up my mind: I'm hiding the bear.</quote>"A liar, huh?" said Cleet burgessly. "I just told you he was stinky. Now, why do I smell that stench all around you?" Cleet used his pointer finger to make a spiralling gesticulation, punctuation the comment by poking you in the chest. "Huh? You giving ol' Cleet a bum steer?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/11/22 5:09:49 PM #16:	Nukazie posted... does the bear have cash? No It's a bear --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967953391] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite><quote>does the bear have cash?</quote>NoIt's a bear</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 09/11/22 5:11:22 PM #17:	Shotgunnova posted... "A liar, huh?" said Cleet burgessly. "I just told you he was stinky. Now, why do I smell that stench all around you?" Cleet used his pointer finger to make a spiralling gesticulation, punctuation the comment by poking you in the chest. "Huh? You giving ol' Cleet a bum steer?" He's losing that finger now. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:967953425] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Shotgunnova posted... </cite><quote>"A liar, huh?" said Cleet burgessly. "I just told you he was stinky. Now, why do I smell that stench all around you?" Cleet used his pointer finger to make a spiralling gesticulation, punctuation the comment by poking you in the chest. "Huh? You giving ol' Cleet a bum steer?"</quote>He's losing that finger now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/11/22 6:41:01 PM #18:	BloodMoon7 posted... He's losing that finger now. https://i.imgur.com/GB458Gb.jpg --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967955454] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>He's losing that finger now.</quote>https://i.imgur.com/GB458Gb.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 09/11/22 8:14:09 PM #19:	Lie to the hunters and protect the bear. --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:967957534] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Lie to the hunters and protect the bear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/12/22 3:39:40 AM #20:	Save the bear is dominating --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:967964474] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Save the bear is dominating </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 09/12/22 3:43:03 AM #21:	I'd hide the bear. Bear friend is more useful than hunters --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:967964488] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>I'd hide the bear. Bear friend is more useful than hunters</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patchwork 09/12/22 3:45:41 AM #22:	Why are the hunters on my property? --- The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. <cite>Patchwork posted [p:967964499] in Scenario: ... [t:80161429]...</cite> <quote>Why are the hunters on my property?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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