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RashodBateman
09/12/22 11:12:50 AM
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Theres been so many situations where Ive been around clean shaven men and I just have a higher level of masculine presence and energy because of my full beard.

Its just a vibe.

Women also find me much more attractive when I have a beard.

Evolution and biology made it to be this way.

Its unspoken, but its a powerful thing.

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Pizza
09/12/22 11:13:48 AM
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TC has a neck beard and girls are scared of him

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FaultyCircuitry
09/12/22 11:15:37 AM
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It's not

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lennethsoki
09/12/22 11:16:25 AM
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If you have a good, strong jawline then clean shaven or slight facial hair is preferable to show it off.

Got a weak jawline? Yeah, most would probably recommend a beard to substitute.

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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER
09/12/22 11:17:25 AM
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I have a beard to hide my double chin tbqh

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MabusIncarnate
09/12/22 11:17:31 AM
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Drop the cheetos and you won't have to cover that adult acne

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RashodBateman
09/12/22 11:18:09 AM
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Nah dude.

Ive been rocking the full beard since early 2020.

Its only facial hair energy here.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/12/22 11:18:23 AM
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neckbeards arent automatically synonymous with evil. some of them use their powers for good!

a lot of them do fall for temptation and end up joining the dark side!
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RashodBateman
09/12/22 11:19:24 AM
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Disagree.

Shaving makes you look like a boy.

Men grow hair out of their face.

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RashodBateman
09/12/22 11:24:06 AM
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My FWB that I met last year has never seen me without a beard.

She asked me if I would ever shave so she could see me that way; I told her no.

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Dan_Haren-
09/12/22 11:25:09 AM
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It was, but since Hipsters started rocking beards that connotation went away.
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K181
09/12/22 11:26:30 AM
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I used to have an absolutely glorious Viking beard, but I shaved it to have a mask that actually fit at the beginning of covid (I work in a hospital as an administrator).

It was a traumatic experience.

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KogaSteelfang
09/12/22 11:34:39 AM
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My beard sucks. It's patchy, and scraggly, and even if go like 4 months without shaving it's never longer than like half an inch.

It's ok, I look better with scruff than any attempt at a beard. Clean shaven though, not so good either. lol

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Damn_Underscore
09/12/22 11:52:09 AM
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Neckbeard hate online is so misleading. You need to have somewhat of a neckbeard to thicken out your entire beard, especially if parts of it grow slowly or unevenly (which applies to basically everyone). If you have patchy cheeks but shave away your neckbeard, your beard will look terrible

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Pitlord_Special
09/12/22 11:58:16 AM
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I wouldnt be able to afford my house if I had to budget for beard wax

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EyeWontBeFooled
09/12/22 11:59:45 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
My beard sucks. It's patchy, and scraggly, and even if go like 4 months without shaving it's never longer than like half an inch.

It's ok, I look better with scruff than any attempt at a beard. Clean shaven though, not so good either. lol


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Heartomaton
09/12/22 12:00:24 PM
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You perception is dumb.

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RashodBateman
09/12/22 12:01:43 PM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
I wouldnt be able to afford my house if I had to budget for beard wax

nah dude.

Just use conditioner when youre in the shower

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Vampire_Chicken
09/12/22 12:02:34 PM
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RashodBateman posted...
Women also find me much more attractive when I have a beard.
That's because it hides part of your face.
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CommonStar
09/12/22 12:06:15 PM
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The idea of manliness is stupid for one. But I've seen dudes with beards that don't meet the traits of the "ideal" man.

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Paragon21XX
09/12/22 12:11:28 PM
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RashodBateman posted...
Disagree.

Shaving makes you look like a boy.

Men grow hair out of their face.
He's talking about the smooth face you have inside you rather than the beard physically on your face.

It doesnt matter if you have the beard on the outside. As long as youve got the beard on the inside. ~Action Hank

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masterpug53
09/12/22 12:11:52 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeX2ZI5KL3E

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Questionmarktarius
09/12/22 12:12:47 PM
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Beard = manly
Beard + :o face = whatever the opposite of many is.
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Rustytheclown
09/12/22 12:13:05 PM
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I've had a goatee for about 20 years now. I had to shave it off to get a mask fitted for work, I work in a hospital and it was for Intensive care patients. My god. I absolutely hated shaving it off, I couldn't even remember how small my chin was, how much of a double chin I had. Sends shivers down my spine, I won't ever be cutting it off again.

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InTheEyesOfFire
09/12/22 12:16:50 PM
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My ex would get quite upset when I shaved. Actually a lot of women Ive been with have had that attitude.

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RashodBateman
09/12/22 12:26:30 PM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
My ex would get quite upset when I shaved. Actually a lot of women Ive been with have had that attitude.

Yeah dude.

Women get horny around bearded men.

Damn_Underscore posted...
Neckbeard hate online is so misleading. You need to have somewhat of a neckbeard to thicken out your entire beard

indeed.


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