Current Events > I had a nightmare last night where I was a very bad dog owner

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I was walking my dog when a large spikey green snake slithered out of the woods and bit me. Then slithered back into the bushes and sticks.

I decided I never saw a snake like that before so I wanted to catch one. I snuck around trying to find and catch it for a long time with no luck until out of the blue it snuck up behind me and attacked my dog.

I quickly scared it off and it slithered away. But then for some ungodly reason I realized I could use my dog as bait and then cut off the snake's head with a huge axe (don't ask where I got that from) before it could hurt it.

So I tied my dog's leash to a tree next to the undergrowth and hid in a bush with my axe to cut this snake's head off.

But then I realized it wasn't one snake, it was a different one each time, the woods were full of thousands of these things.

Then I woke up I felt like an asshole. That poor doggo... And why the fuck did I want to kill the snake? It was just being a snake.