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Heartomaton
09/19/22 2:39:47 AM
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Please do not move while The Nozzle is engaging. Moving will disrupt calibration of... The Nozzle.

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Zikten
09/19/22 2:48:09 AM
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I'm freaking out man, I'm freaking out!
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King_Rial
09/19/22 4:03:28 AM
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I always assumed The Nozzle had a with it.

My late sisters favorite bit was Brock and Hunter talking about the tits of the old stripper.

"Mournful. She has mournful tits."

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GameGodOfAll
09/19/22 4:05:00 AM
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The Nozzle is now calibrating.

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Heartomaton
09/19/22 9:39:43 AM
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Please wait while we calibrate... The Nozzle.

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MabusIncarnate
09/19/22 9:40:49 AM
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A guy I used to play Xbox with always called people douche nozzle.

This topic reminded me of that.

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InTheEyesOfFire
09/19/22 9:41:29 AM
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And I wanted to be born with big beautiful tits! Work with us on this one.

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masterpug53
09/19/22 9:42:11 AM
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Please do not look away from...the Nozzle.

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Heartomaton
09/19/22 10:10:51 AM
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The Nozzle is now calibrating.

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masterpug53
09/19/22 10:13:32 AM
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Hello, Goldilocks? This is Casper. Little Nemo...has fallen out of bed.

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InTheEyesOfFire
09/19/22 10:15:40 AM
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This is really my favorite lore episode of venture bros. Well that and O.R.B.

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Heartomaton
09/19/22 10:19:57 AM
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The Nozzle is still calibrating.

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Kaldrenthebold
09/19/22 10:22:49 AM
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Love that episode so much, the entire Nozzle scene gets me good.

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Heartomaton
09/19/22 10:35:29 AM
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The Nozzle has completed calibration. Thank you.

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Big_Nabendu
09/19/22 10:36:36 AM
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Brock fucking Samson
Movie better not suck

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Heartomaton
09/19/22 10:39:02 AM
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King_Rial posted...
I always assumed The Nozzle had a with it.

You think the O.S.I. would file for a trademark?

My late sisters favorite bit was Brock and Hunter talking about the tits of the old stripper.

"Mournful. She has mournful tits."

They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.

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masterpug53
09/19/22 10:44:30 AM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
This is really my favorite lore episode of venture bros. Well that and O.R.B.

It's great how so many plotlines that started off as throwaway gags actually got proper payoff as the show went on. S2: 'How'd you get that [metal hand] anyway?" "You know that's an interesting question I have no idea." S3: (a whole backstory of how Billy got his hand eaten and then worked with Brock and Hunter as an OSI mole)

I'm still glad that at least we finally learned what really happened to Jonas Sr. before the show got canned, even though we never learned exactly who opened the bay doors on Movie Night. I still think it was a young Bud Manstrong, who went crazy after accidentally seeing the Blue Morpho sex tape.

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masterpug53
09/19/22 10:52:03 AM
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I think my favorite subtle piece of VB lore is that Red Mantle and Dragoon are actually Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper. Shame they couldn't think up an alter-ego for Ritchie Valens.


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Heartomaton
09/19/22 1:56:01 PM
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Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball - just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!

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masterpug53
09/19/22 1:59:27 PM
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I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

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InTheEyesOfFire
09/19/22 2:00:49 PM
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Like coming home to find out your dad ran over your cat sad.

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Heartomaton
09/19/22 2:01:08 PM
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It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.

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Kaldrenthebold
09/19/22 2:12:45 PM
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"You boys found me in the throes of a diabetic coma!" is one of my more favorite lines ever uttered.

Also this sequence kills me every single time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j73gYxsxRrs

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CinderLock
09/19/22 2:15:07 PM
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I love the Major Tom part

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Heartomaton
09/19/22 2:15:07 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
"You boys found me in the throes of a diabetic coma!" is one of my more favorite lines ever uttered.


My favorite Colonel Gentleman line is when he's talking about his teammate Kano or whatever his name is.

"Those hands of his are strong enough to crush a boulder, yet delicate enough to crush a butterfly."

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CinderLock
09/19/22 2:15:47 PM
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https://youtu.be/-aqvIU1dkD8

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Heartomaton
09/19/22 2:17:02 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j73gYxsxRrs

Years later, and this is when I notice a glaring animation mistake. :P

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masterpug53
09/19/22 2:18:45 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
"You boys found me in the throes of a diabetic coma!" is one of my more favorite lines ever uttered.

I love that they clearly said to themselves sometime between S2 and S3 "you know what, we really screwed up by killing off Col. Gentleman," because his best scenes / lines are from that point onward.

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Kaldrenthebold
09/19/22 2:29:49 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
My favorite Colonel Gentleman line is when he's talking about his teammate Kano or whatever his name is.

"Those hands of his are strong enough to crush a boulder, yet delicate enough to crush a butterfly."

Oh man I forgot about that part LOL. I need to rewatch the show on HBO for sure.

masterpug53 posted...
I love that they clearly said to themselves sometime between S2 and S3 "you know what, we really screwed up by killing off Col. Gentleman," because his best scenes / lines are from that point onward.

It's true. "God damn mallomars, my tits are back!"

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masterpug53
09/19/22 2:43:28 PM
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Action Man: "I...can't believe you slept with Killer Manjaro! I didn't even know he was...'

Col. Gentleman: "Neither did he, until he interrupted a three-way I was having with Gore Vidal and Wally Schirra."

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InTheEyesOfFire
09/19/22 3:35:28 PM
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Ehh, Ill use the left thumb for you, the right ones too powerful.

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