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UnfairRepresent
09/23/22 9:11:26 AM
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Doesn't matter what language or version, from Good News to King James to Toddler's, from Romanian to Russian to English.

When you wake up tomorrow, every single Christian bible will have turned into solid gold. Including the pages.

Bibles made AFTER you wake up remain the same

But every bible before, no matter how new or old becomes solid gold

Scientists have no explanation

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/8/AAZiH8AADtFG.jpg
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How do you react?
What do you do?

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Heartomaton
09/23/22 9:12:45 AM
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Get a hotel room, take the bible.

Sell the bible, get more hotel rooms.

Amass profit.

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KnightofShikari
09/23/22 9:15:11 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B359hCC3HQU

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Foppe
09/23/22 9:15:13 AM
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So the gold value will hit rock bottom.

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MJOLNRVII
09/23/22 9:18:08 AM
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Gold prices crash as people attempt to sell or pawn off their bibles. Newly printed Bibles become the bestselling book of all time(or was it already?) as people replace their copies.

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Heartomaton
09/23/22 9:19:02 AM
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Foppe posted...
So the gold value will hit rock bottom.

The amount of value religious people will put on bibles made of gold will not, though. Sure, a lot of them probably already have one, but not all of them.

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UnfairRepresent
09/23/22 9:19:44 AM
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Foppe posted...
So the gold value will hit rock bottom.
Yup

And that would cause chaos both before and after

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bigblu89
09/23/22 9:21:24 AM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
Gold prices crash as people attempt to sell or pawn off their bibles. Newly printed Bibles become the bestselling book of all time(or was it already?) as people replace their copies.
Basically this.

Gold gets it's value from it's scarcity. So there all of a sudden being 5 billion extra blocks of gold in the world will crash the market.

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Foppe
09/23/22 9:54:59 AM
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I did some calculations...
All the gold that we have found in the world will only be around 0.36% of the new Bible gold.
We are talking about 5 billion Bibles creating 66.877.500 metric ton of gold.
Gold will be useless.
Gold Bibles are useless even if you are a Christian, because it exist 5 billions of them.

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UnfairRepresent
09/23/22 9:56:40 AM
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Foppe posted...
because it exist 5 billions of them.
Thanks Yoda

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UnfairRepresent
09/25/22 10:34:29 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
The amount of value religious people will put on bibles made of gold will not, though. Sure, a lot of them probably already have one, but not all of them.
To make it worse, I imagine most of the gold bibles will be melted down since non bible gold will now be worth more than bible gold

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thx1138
09/25/22 10:36:22 AM
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As long as its still readable no problem
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