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I got a 12-pack for free by accident, and they taste GOOD, but wouldn't you have to drink an ungodly amount to get buzzed? If you're drinking it for the taste just get a soda for way cheaper. Are you meant to mix it with something? I never drink and idk how it's supposed to work

Some people get drunk easy. Some can get a buzz easily. Its for those people.

Ice in cup
mikes hard lemonade in cup
vodka in cup
the tiniest squirt of Mio Emergy
profit

I like lemonade and I like booze, but I've never liked Mike's Hard Lemonade. There's something about the taste of it that's kinda offputting to me.

It's much better to get a bottle of vodka and some lemonade from the grocery store and then make your own drinks. You can make them a lot stronger and it tastes a lot better too.

Nothing beats getting and sharing hard ones with the boys

You don't have to get drunk to have a good time with some alcohol.

edit: nvm you said buzzed, but even still you can get buzzed off several mikes hards

You could ask the same question for beer.

It's for me, thanks. Send them to my PO box

Drink em fast

Mike's hard what?

I had them once years ago, gave me the most severe gut rot I've ever experienced

my tolerance is weird as fuck. its like nonexistent, but incredibly high at the same time. i can pound a half a bottle of bourbon and be aight, but a mikes hard would get me a solid buzz

That shit gives me a headache before I'm done drinking a single can.

Also, the can can be used to smash tf out of racists at gas stations.

The point is to drink alcohol that tastes good. A lot of people don't like the taste of beer or hard liquor

I wouldn't mind some lemonade right now, but I remember mikes hard being disgusting generally.

I was gonna post something but its got a 99.9% chance of being modded for offensiveness. So I'm not going to post it. It was funny though, so you missed out.

Imit8m3 posted...

Also, the can can be used to smash tf out of racists at gas stations.

Those are Twisted Teas

Jiek_Fafn posted...

Those are Twisted Teas

Ah shit, my bad.

I never could pound anything even close to that level of sweetness. One or two and im done.

Crimsoness posted...

Mike's hard what?

Mikes hard Hawk

It's 5% abv, that's the same as Budweiser and more than most of the Mexican beers. Not sure what you're talking about.

it's the same alcohol as a beer dude
it doesn't have to taste bad to get you drunk

Dan_Haren- posted...

I was gonna post something but its got a 99.9% chance of being modded for offensiveness. So I'm not going to post it. It was funny though, so you missed out.

was it "the point of mikes hard is called the glans"

Oubliettes posted...

my tolerance is weird as fuck. its like nonexistent, but incredibly high at the same time. i can pound a half a bottle of bourbon and be aight, but a mikes hard would get me a solid buzz

Sugar plus alcohol can create a different effect on you then straight alcohol.

silverpine posted...

it's the same alcohol as a beer dude
it doesn't have to taste bad to get you drunk

If anything, stuff like Mike's hard or twisted tea go down easier which can make you drink more quicker...

...so you can drink more...