Current Events > You're with your girlfriend at a Los Angeles grocery store when you see Ryu.

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Doe
09/30/22 8:41:26 PM
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You told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but you didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, SHORYUKEN" and slammed a fist into your girlfriend's jaw, carrying her body into the air as he launched upward and then knocking her down against the ground.

You were taken aback, and all you could say was Huh? but he kept cutting you off and going Hadouken? Hadouken? Hadouken? and closing his hand shut in front of your face.

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Irony
09/30/22 8:41:59 PM
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You tried

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Dakimakura
09/30/22 8:42:28 PM
#3:


who

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Ushiromiya
09/30/22 8:42:30 PM
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infetterence

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KiwiTerraRizing
09/30/22 8:43:11 PM
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As long as he stays away from the car I parked on the pier

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DrizztLink
09/30/22 8:43:32 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/7/AABUaRAADu5B.jpg

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Damn_Underscore
09/30/22 9:26:06 PM
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I warn him about the electrical infetterence

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Mistere_Man
10/01/22 5:07:27 AM
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How do Ken? My name is Mistere and I dont do so great I'd ask if I can kick you in the balls, but as you already said to me sure you can. Then I'd at take off the bag on my head and turn him to stone.

Just kidding Id get my ass destroyed in seconds or less.

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Zikten
10/01/22 5:09:18 AM
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I ask him to sign an autograph with my girlfriend's blood
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008Zulu
10/01/22 5:53:48 AM
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Rack him in the nuts, dump the Slushie machine on to him, and scream "Fatality!"

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Questionmarktarius
10/01/22 5:58:38 AM
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Ryu was born July 21, 1964.
Probably still a complete badass at 58, but he's getting old.
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