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coolguyjimmy
10/04/22 5:46:36 PM
#1:


Would you take and consume the flesh?




of where your relationship status will take you, you seem to be getting on and it could become a serious relationship...
However, you know that a human who consumes a pound of mermaid flesh becomes immortal.

Would you demand and eat your pound of flesh?

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Ratchetrockon
10/04/22 5:49:51 PM
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i voted yes but thought the mermaid was offering (didnt read the OP) if mermaid is not offering the flesh then I won't try to persuade it

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ArchNemo
10/04/22 5:51:08 PM
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Does it taste more like fish or human?

Either way, no. If I thought I had to live forever I'd kill myself

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TentacleDemon
10/04/22 5:52:15 PM
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No. I do not want to be immortal.


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Mist_Turnips
10/04/22 6:04:37 PM
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A pound of flesh would likely cause her serious bodily harm. I'll just take a prescription dose of daily booty chomping for a year for semi immortality.

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SquantoZ
10/04/22 6:06:02 PM
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White or black mermaid?

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ViewtifulJoe
10/04/22 6:06:15 PM
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Vergil from DMC3 voice: GIVE THAT TO ME.
Edit: Unless she's unwilling then I can improv and work with whatever inevitable tragedy fate has set up for me.

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gunplagirl
10/04/22 6:08:48 PM
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Oh I'm eating something all right

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YeOld3DS
10/04/22 6:09:00 PM
#9:


Is the mermaid into me?
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accord
10/04/22 6:13:07 PM
#10:


What if an asteroid destroys earth, are you gonna be flying around space forever?
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ViewtifulJoe
10/04/22 6:15:32 PM
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accord posted...
What if an asteroid destroys earth, are you gonna be flying around space forever?
Well it might be perfect health, you'll never die of age or degrade over time but can still be completely annihilated in one blast immortality, rather than the Touhou 8 regenerate from nothing phoenix style immortality.

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TerraSeeker
10/04/22 7:10:13 PM
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No, I wouldn't feel right asking that of them. If they offered and it wouldn't harm them, then I don't see a problem.

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The_Korey
10/04/22 7:42:58 PM
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Even if this so-kalled imortallity komes with eternal youth/prime body and a kure for my back pain, I'm not forcing or even asking for this.

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