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Chicken 10/06/22 3:26:56 AM #1:	no one takes them seriously --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:968522741] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>no one takes them seriously</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Imit8m3 10/06/22 3:43:56 AM #2:	"Hey i got an idea! Let's put tiny toys inside candy! Dumb kids will choke on them & that's hilarious to me." -some CEO probably --- Yes, I am aggressively handsome. Thanks for noticing. <cite>Imit8m3 posted [p:968522850] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>"Hey i got an idea! Let's put tiny toys inside candy! Dumb kids will choke on them & that's hilarious to me." -some CEO probably </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 10/06/22 3:56:20 AM #3:	last i checked the FDA wasn't in charge of gun regulation though <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:968522924] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>last i checked the FDA wasn't in charge of gun regulation though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 10/06/22 3:58:30 AM #4:	Naysaspace posted... last i checked the FDA wasn't in charge of gun regulation though What if I eat a gun? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:968522943] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted... </cite><quote>last i checked the FDA wasn't in charge of gun regulation though</quote>What if I eat a gun? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 10/06/22 3:59:48 AM #5:	MICHALECOLE posted... What if I eat a gun? That is entirely your right --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:968522955] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite><quote>What if I eat a gun?</quote>That is entirely your right</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega_cookie 10/06/22 3:59:49 AM #6:	Comparing a serious issue in gun control to shitty candy with child destroying toys inside to get attention on a dying message board is... just so fucking stupid. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog <cite>omega_cookie posted [p:968522956] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Comparing a serious issue in gun control to shitty candy with child destroying toys inside to get attention on a dying message board is... just so fucking stupid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 10/06/22 4:00:29 AM #7:	Chicken posted... That is entirely your right Youre a chicken, of course you want me to eat a gun <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:968522959] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite><quote>That is entirely your right</quote>Youre a chicken, of course you want me to eat a gun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 10/06/22 4:01:14 AM #8:	Weirdly kids swallowing the toys has never been a problem, are American kids dumber or something? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:968522965] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Weirdly kids swallowing the toys has never been a problem, are American kids dumber or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 10/06/22 4:02:42 AM #9:	omega_cookie posted... Comparing a serious issue in gun control to shitty candy with child destroying toys inside to get attention on a dying message board is... just so fucking stupid. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/1/AAKAd-AADv_Z.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/2/AAKAd-AADv_a.jpg huh would you look at that --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:968522977] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>omega_cookie posted... </cite><quote>Comparing a serious issue in gun control to shitty candy with child destroying toys inside to get attention on a dying message board is... just so fucking stupid.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/1/AAKAd-AADv_Z.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/2/AAKAd-AADv_a.jpg huh would you look at that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 10/06/22 4:07:25 AM #10:	Chicken posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/1/AAKAd-AADv_Z.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/2/AAKAd-AADv_a.jpg huh would you look at that no its a very complex issue because i want to own a gun and guns are cool and my dad owns a gun and i want to go shooting guns so i dont want guns banned and its a complex issue ban everything else though. nows not the right time to talk about gun control <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:968523007] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/1/AAKAd-AADv_Z.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/2/AAKAd-AADv_a.jpg huh would you look at that </quote>no its a very complex issue because i want to own a gun and guns are cool and my dad owns a gun and i want to go shooting guns so i dont want guns banned and its a complex issueban everything else though. nows not the right time to talk about gun control</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Azardea 10/06/22 4:07:34 AM #11:	omega_cookie posted... child destroying toys lol <cite>Azardea posted [p:968523011] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>omega_cookie posted... </cite><quote>child destroying toys</quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega_cookie 10/06/22 4:09:26 AM #12:	Chicken posted... huh would you look at that You didn't prove what you think you just proved. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog <cite>omega_cookie posted [p:968523025] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite><quote>huh would you look at that</quote>You didn't prove what you think you just proved. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 10/06/22 4:10:26 AM #13:	omega_cookie posted... You didn't prove what you think you just proved. omega_cookie posted... child destroying toys Azardea posted... lol --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:968523035] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>omega_cookie posted... </cite><quote>You didn't prove what you think you just proved.</quote>omega_cookie posted... </cite><quote>child destroying toys</quote>Azardea posted... </cite><quote>lol</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 10/06/22 4:13:52 AM #15:	omega_cookie posted... You didn't prove what you think you just proved. Just take the L and leave. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:968523056] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>omega_cookie posted... </cite><quote>You didn't prove what you think you just proved.</quote>Just take the L and leave.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega_cookie 10/06/22 4:17:10 AM #16:	Yeah, no shit, everybody knows that kinder eggs don't actually kill kids. That was debunked almost immediately after they were banned. It's called punching up the language and being sarcastic towards someone who is shitposting about serious issues for pathetic attention. By pointing out guns were the leading cause of child deaths to try and catch me with a fact that everyone knows already, all you did was show everyone that you have the mentality of an edgy thirteen year old who thinks joking about tragedies is acceptable. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog <cite>omega_cookie posted [p:968523084] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, no shit, everybody knows that kinder eggs don't actually kill kids. That was debunked almost immediately after they were banned. It's called punching up the language and being sarcastic towards someone who is shitposting about serious issues for pathetic attention.By pointing out guns were the leading cause of child deaths to try and catch me with a fact that everyone knows already, all you did was show everyone that you have the mentality of an edgy thirteen year old who thinks joking about tragedies is acceptable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 10/06/22 4:19:15 AM #17:	omega_cookie posted... kinder eggs don't actually kill kids https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/5/AAKAd-AADv_n.jpg do you always backpeddal this hard? --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:968523099] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>omega_cookie posted... </cite><quote>kinder eggs don't actually kill kids</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/5/AAKAd-AADv_n.jpg do you always backpeddal this hard? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 10/06/22 4:20:04 AM #18:	omega_cookie posted... Yeah, no shit, everybody knows that kinder eggs don't actually kill kids. That was debunked almost immediately after they were banned. It's called punching up the language and being sarcastic towards someone who is shitposting about serious issues for pathetic attention. By pointing out guns were the leading cause of child deaths to try and catch me with a fact that everyone knows already, all you did was show everyone that you have the mentality of an edgy thirteen year old who thinks joking about tragedies is acceptable. Omega just take the L and fuck off. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:968523107] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>omega_cookie posted... </cite><quote>Yeah, no shit, everybody knows that kinder eggs don't actually kill kids. That was debunked almost immediately after they were banned. It's called punching up the language and being sarcastic towards someone who is shitposting about serious issues for pathetic attention.By pointing out guns were the leading cause of child deaths to try and catch me with a fact that everyone knows already, all you did was show everyone that you have the mentality of an edgy thirteen year old who thinks joking about tragedies is acceptable.</quote>Omega just take the L and fuck off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega_cookie 10/06/22 4:27:04 AM #19:	spikethedevil posted... Omega just take the L and fuck off. I'm sorry, does the guy who argued that racist hate speech should be protected because someone insulted the U.K. think he gets to talk to me? Chicken posted... do you always backpeddal this hard? Are you always this unable to understand obvious sarcasm? Or do you actually think that I thought Kinder eggs "destroyed" child? Just made them fucking explode? A child eats a kinder egg toy, and his fucking stomach turns into a wormhole, and he gets pulled out of the universe through his own asshole? Because if you actually think that, that goes an extremely long way to explaining why you would post edgy garbage. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog <cite>omega_cookie posted [p:968523154] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite><quote>Omega just take the L and fuck off.</quote>I'm sorry, does the guy who argued that racist hate speech should be protected because someone insulted the U.K. think he gets to talk to me?Chicken posted... </cite><quote>do you always backpeddal this hard?</quote>Are you always this unable to understand obvious sarcasm? Or do you actually think that I thought Kinder eggs "destroyed" child? Just made them fucking explode? A child eats a kinder egg toy, and his fucking stomach turns into a wormhole, and he gets pulled out of the universe through his own asshole?Because if you actually think that, that goes an extremely long way to explaining why you would post edgy garbage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 10/06/22 4:28:59 AM #20:	spikethedevil posted... Omega just take the L and fuck off. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:968523164] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite><quote>Omega just take the L and fuck off.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 10/06/22 4:29:37 AM #21:	I'm sorry, does the guy who argued that racist hate speech should be protected because someone insulted the U.K. think he gets to talk to me? I never fucking argued this now fuck off. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:968523172] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>I'm sorry, does the guy who argued that racist hate speech should be protected because someone insulted the U.K. think he gets to talk to me?I never fucking argued this now fuck off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 10/06/22 4:32:20 AM #22:	omega_cookie posted... Comparing a serious issue in gun control to shitty candy with child destroying toys inside to get attention on a dying message board is... just so fucking stupid. Kinder surprises are everywhere here. I ate mountains of them as a kid, and regularly buy them for my kids as a treat. Its not like they have fucking IEDs in them. Meanwhile, how many kids managed to shoot themselves with their parents guns last year in the US? --- I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:968523192] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>omega_cookie posted... </cite><quote>Comparing a serious issue in gun control to shitty candy with child destroying toys inside to get attention on a dying message board is... just so fucking stupid.</quote>Kinder surprises are everywhere here. I ate mountains of them as a kid, and regularly buy them for my kids as a treat.Its not like they have fucking IEDs in them.Meanwhile, how many kids managed to shoot themselves with their parents guns last year in the US?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 10/06/22 4:32:57 AM #23:	spikethedevil posted... Weirdly kids swallowing the toys has never been a problem, are American kids dumber or something? They put warnings on lego commercials saying base plates backgrounds and fantasy sequences not included. I think one even said children not included, but I am not sure on that one as I only saw it once, so I could be mistaken. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:968523195] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite><quote>Weirdly kids swallowing the toys has never been a problem, are American kids dumber or something?</quote>They put warnings on lego commercials saying base plates backgrounds and fantasy sequences not included. I think one even said children not included, but I am not sure on that one as I only saw it once, so I could be mistaken.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega_cookie 10/06/22 4:41:21 AM #24:	Chicken posted... Garbage So, you did actually think that I thought kinder toys banished children to the shadow realm, then? That's gotta be embarrassing. Kakapo posted... Repeating what has already been covered, multiple times. Sir, if you can't follow along with the rest of the class, you'll be getting extra homework over the weekend. I don't want to have to call your parents. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog <cite>omega_cookie posted [p:968523252] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite><quote>Garbage</quote>So, you did actually think that I thought kinder toys banished children to the shadow realm, then? That's gotta be embarrassing.Kakapo posted... </cite><quote>Repeating what has already been covered, multiple times.</quote>Sir, if you can't follow along with the rest of the class, you'll be getting extra homework over the weekend. I don't want to have to call your parents.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcyWarcy 10/06/22 5:04:52 AM #25:	Child destroying toys is a really funny phrase and no matter how invested you are in the argument you have to at least admit you sounded silly saying it <cite>MarcyWarcy posted [p:968523374] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Child destroying toys is a really funny phrase and no matter how invested you are in the argument you have to at least admit you sounded silly saying it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 10/06/22 5:06:18 AM #26:	put a gun inside your Kinder Surprise. there, fixed problem. <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:968523384] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>put a gun inside your Kinder Surprise.there, fixed problem.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 10/06/22 5:06:33 AM #27:	omega_cookie posted... So, you did actually think that I thought kinder toys banished children to the shadow realm, then? That's gotta be embarrassing. Sir, if you can't follow along with the rest of the class, you'll be getting extra homework over the weekend. I don't want to have to call your parents. You said something silly, theres no need to compound it by acting like a tosspot as well. --- I was born under clouds but when the pressure gets too much for me I bite 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:968523387] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>omega_cookie posted... </cite><quote>So, you did actually think that I thought kinder toys banished children to the shadow realm, then? That's gotta be embarrassing.Sir, if you can't follow along with the rest of the class, you'll be getting extra homework over the weekend. I don't want to have to call your parents.</quote>You said something silly, theres no need to compound it by acting like a tosspot as well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 10/06/22 5:08:59 AM #28:	omega_cookie posted... So, you did actually think that I thought kinder toys banished children to the shadow realm, then? That's gotta be embarrassing. Sir, if you can't follow along with the rest of the class, you'll be getting extra homework over the weekend. I don't want to have to call your parents. Oh nice it's been awhile since I've found an appropriate time to post this https://i.imgur.com/McWatHN.jpeg <cite>Axiom posted [p:968523412] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>omega_cookie posted... </cite><quote>So, you did actually think that I thought kinder toys banished children to the shadow realm, then? That's gotta be embarrassing.Sir, if you can't follow along with the rest of the class, you'll be getting extra homework over the weekend. I don't want to have to call your parents.</quote>Oh nice it's been awhile since I've found an appropriate time to post thishttps://i.imgur.com/McWatHN.jpeg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega_cookie 10/06/22 5:17:47 AM #29:	MarcyWarcy posted... Child destroying toys is a really funny phrase That was the entire reason I phrased it that way. Absurdity to signal sarcasm. I guess it wasn't obvious enough for them. Gotta leave disclaimers on the post making it clear that I don't actually think giving shitty candy to a child with a small toy in it will Raiders of the Lost Ark them in front of their parents. My fault, lesson learned, hand holding is job one around here. After all, wouldn't want to distract from people shitposting about murdered children. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog <cite>omega_cookie posted [p:968523457] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>MarcyWarcy posted... </cite><quote>Child destroying toys is a really funny phrase</quote>That was the entire reason I phrased it that way. Absurdity to signal sarcasm. I guess it wasn't obvious enough for them. Gotta leave disclaimers on the post making it clear that I don't actually think giving shitty candy to a child with a small toy in it will Raiders of the Lost Ark them in front of their parents. My fault, lesson learned, hand holding is job one around here.After all, wouldn't want to distract from people shitposting about murdered children. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 10/06/22 5:21:29 AM #30:	What if they put a gun in a Kinder Surprise? Or a gun that fires Kinder Surprises? --- In order to rule the world, one must first rule one's own Trumble. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:968523482] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>What if they put a gun in a Kinder Surprise?Or a gun that fires Kinder Surprises?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 10/06/22 5:25:44 AM #31:	Trumble posted... What if they put a gun in a Kinder Surprise? Or a gun that fires Kinder Surprises? Call it Kinder SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:968523511] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>What if they put a gun in a Kinder Surprise?Or a gun that fires Kinder Surprises?</quote>Call it Kinder SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 10/06/22 5:33:59 AM #32:	Kakapo posted... tosspot I absolutely adore British insults --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:968523551] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Kakapo posted... </cite><quote>tosspot</quote>I absolutely adore British insults</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 10/06/22 5:42:54 AM #33:	Mistere_Man posted... They put warnings on lego commercials saying base plates backgrounds and fantasy sequences not included. I think one even said children not included, but I am not sure on that one as I only saw it once, so I could be mistaken. Not like adults are any smarter. We have to put warnings that coffee is fucking hot on coffee cups because someone sued over that fact. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:968523629] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Mistere_Man posted... </cite><quote>They put warnings on lego commercials saying base plates backgrounds and fantasy sequences not included. I think one even said children not included, but I am not sure on that one as I only saw it once, so I could be mistaken.</quote>Not like adults are any smarter. We have to put warnings that coffee is fucking hot on coffee cups because someone sued over that fact.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 10/06/22 6:17:44 AM #34:	Crazyman93 posted... Not like adults are any smarter. We have to put warnings that coffee is fucking hot on coffee cups because someone sued over that fact. Lol very true. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:968523887] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite><quote>Not like adults are any smarter. We have to put warnings that coffee is fucking hot on coffee cups because someone sued over that fact.</quote>Lol very true.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 10/06/22 6:26:57 AM #35:	Crazyman93 posted... Not like adults are any smarter. We have to put warnings that coffee is fucking hot on coffee cups because someone sued over that fact. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants Woman got third degree burns from that coffee. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:968523947] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite><quote>Not like adults are any smarter. We have to put warnings that coffee is fucking hot on coffee cups because someone sued over that fact.</quote>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_RestaurantsWoman got third degree burns from that coffee.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FunkyCat 10/06/22 6:27:13 AM #36:	Crazyman93 posted... Not like adults are any smarter. We have to put warnings that coffee is fucking hot on coffee cups because someone sued over that fact. Stop buying into McDonalds propaganda. It was boiling to the point it sealed her legs together. It was horrific and they are lucky she only wanted her medical costs and didnt take them for all they had. --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>FunkyCat posted [p:968523950] in You can bu... [t:80189010]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite><quote>Not like adults are any smarter. We have to put warnings that coffee is fucking hot on coffee cups because someone sued over that fact.</quote>Stop buying into McDonalds propaganda.It was boiling to the point it sealed her legs together. It was horrific and they are lucky she only wanted her medical costs and didnt take them for all they had.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > You can buy a gun in the US but kinder surprise is crossing the line