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GS4Life
10/07/22 11:58:14 PM
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things that I know won't happen for $500

she is just adorable and tons of fun to be around I can't help but fall for her, not that it will get me anywhere

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ZangsBeard
10/08/22 12:02:42 AM
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Did you tell her that you describe her by her religion to random people on the internet? That'll surely get those panties all moist.

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Beefbud
10/08/22 12:05:51 AM
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wtf is skinnyfat

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VampireCoyote
10/08/22 12:08:01 AM
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Ill never understand this kind of guy logic

stop trying to categorize people and look at things as RPG attributes or something. When people have a connection they have a connection

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Flockaveli
10/08/22 12:08:41 AM
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That's right. Know your place. Make way for Chad.
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GS4Life
10/08/22 12:09:19 AM
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ZangsBeard posted...
Did you tell her that you describe her by her religion to random people on the internet? That'll surely get those panties all moist.
yeah not the best way to put it but how do "Christians" hook up with Muslim women? Guessing it'd be pretty rare. Hell I'm not even a real Christian hence the quotation marks

Beefbud posted...
wtf is skinnyfat
skinny frame with a lot of belly fat

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Stallion_Prime
10/08/22 12:09:44 AM
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Just ask her out man. Youd be surprised by how little women give a fuck about looks and care more about if you make em laugh and have confidence

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LeCh0nk
10/08/22 12:11:03 AM
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Stallion_Prime posted...
Just ask her out man. Youd be surprised by how little women give a fuck about looks and care more about if you make em laugh and have confidence
And it's just a bonus if you're 1.5 times older than her

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ZangsBeard
10/08/22 12:11:38 AM
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GS4Life posted...
yeah not the best way to put it but how do "Christians" hook up with Muslim women? Guessing it'd be pretty rare. Hell I'm not even a real Christian hence the quotation marks

Just tell her you want to understand her oppression and she should sit on your face so you can understand what it's like to be a Muslim woman. Since that's literally the only thing you can come up with to describe her.

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GS4Life
10/08/22 12:11:44 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Ill never understand this kind of guy logic

stop trying to categorize people and look at things as RPG attributes or something. When people have a connection they have a connection
I don't have connections though I'm an awkward unattractive loner


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DespondentDeity
10/08/22 12:14:06 AM
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But yall already hang?

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ShineboxPhil
10/08/22 12:14:07 AM
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That's haram.

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GS4Life
10/08/22 12:20:13 AM
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ZangsBeard posted...
Just tell her you want to understand her oppression and she should sit on your face so you can understand what it's like to be a Muslim woman. Since that's literally the only thing you can come up with to describe her.
funny
sarcastic
peppy
chatty
empathetic
sometimes dramatic about work

I'm not trying to say her being Muslim is bad or anything but in my experience it's not very common for fake Christians to date Muslims. Religion isn't the thing I'm trying to look at most here (Ik not coming across that way) but is a factor especially if you have a staunch Christian family. Fuck I know she's out of my league

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ZangsBeard
10/08/22 12:21:13 AM
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And yet, you have to describe her by her religion every single time, even after attempting to show you're not... by doing it again.

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BuzzKilljoy
10/08/22 12:21:39 AM
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This.

"awkward unattractive loner"

You don't have the confidence to pull this off.

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Flockaveli
10/08/22 12:22:43 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Gotta keep it real with these bozos. They won't do anything to fix their problems if you cheer them on.
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Mistere_Man
10/08/22 12:28:03 AM
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GS4Life posted...
I don't have connections though I'm an awkward unattractive loner
You can do it!

https://youtu.be/SCYc0NBVxkk?t=6

Joking aside stop being so negative about yourself to start, confidence breeds confidence, negativity sucks the excitement out of anything. Be confident! if you can't then start building some, like looking at yourself in the mirror and saying you look good until you start to believe it.

If you think your fat matters try some exercise to shape up. Use your want to date to motivate yourself.

Look up how to dress nice, people are often drawn to well dressed individuals. Believe in yourself, dont expect others to believe in you for you.

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GS4Life
10/08/22 12:36:06 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
You can do it!

https://youtu.be/SCYc0NBVxkk?t=6

Joking aside stop being so negative about yourself to start, confidence breeds confidence, negativity sucks the excitement out of anything. Be confident! if you can't then start building some, like looking at yourself in the mirror and saying you look good until you start to believe it.

If you think your fat matters try some exercise to shape up. Use your want to date to motivate yourself.

Look up how to dress nice, people are often drawn to well dressed individuals. Believe in yourself, dont expect others to believe in you for you.
thanks for being positive

unfortuantely negativity is ingrained into my mindset I want to do better but just genuinely suck at life

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angeleyes94
10/08/22 12:52:37 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
That's right. Know your place. Make way for Chad.

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GS4Life
10/08/22 12:56:01 AM
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And to think I could have qualified as a chad before the weight gain and years of strenuous depression

Well not really always a beta personality

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