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HeyPuff
10/18/22 6:30:47 PM
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My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

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DocileOrangeCup
10/18/22 6:32:30 PM
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Lol!!!! 10/10

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HeyPuff
10/18/22 6:32:34 PM
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god this place is so much better than Reddit

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Damn_Underscore
10/18/22 6:33:29 PM
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Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner.

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MarcoRubio
10/18/22 6:40:53 PM
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Lol check this guy out

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Xatrion
10/18/22 7:09:47 PM
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CE copypasta, for the uninformed.

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10/18/22 7:12:27 PM
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