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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 8:22:08 AM
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She can be a stripper. She can be an alcoholic. She can be a high school drop out with no job. But she CANNOT be physically abusive to me. Thats where I draw the line.

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Kombucha
10/21/22 8:24:00 AM
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Good to know

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Glob
10/21/22 8:24:37 AM
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Thats a low bar.
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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 8:25:52 AM
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Glob posted...
Thats a low bar.
Im a depressed guy.

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BaphometFlux
10/21/22 8:26:13 AM
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Thats really sad TC.

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Master_Kazuya
10/21/22 8:26:51 AM
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According to someone on here, I'm you lite

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Glob
10/21/22 8:27:47 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Im a depressed guy.

Well thats not going to help you attract anybody worth having.
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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 8:28:21 AM
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Glob posted...
Well thats not going to help you attract anybody worth having.
Its not my fault.

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gunplagirl
10/21/22 8:32:53 AM
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Hey tc wanna date? If you're serious a gift of a blahaj from ikea would be a wonderful gesture to show your undying devotion. Jk.

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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 9:16:10 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Hey tc wanna date? If you're serious a gift of a blahaj from ikea would be a wonderful gesture to show your undying devotion. Jk.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/1/AADDnxAADzUr.jpg

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gunplagirl
10/21/22 9:20:40 AM
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You really think someone would do that, lie about being single and desperate for affection from a woman to the point that all he requires is she doesn't physically abuse him?

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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 9:21:48 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
You really think someone would do that, lie about being single and desperate for affection from a woman to the point that all he requires is she doesn't physically abuse him?
Shes gotta be hot, too.

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gunplagirl
10/21/22 9:22:44 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Shes gotta be hot, too.
Right, that too.

So when we are dating, how many blahaj can I expect?

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Smiffwilm
10/21/22 9:26:15 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
You really think someone would do that, lie about being single and desperate for affection from a woman to the point that all he requires is she doesn't physically abuse him?
To butt in here: Most definitely. If there's one thing I've learned from people, no matter how trivial, no matter how unlikely, or no matter how despicable an action may seem to you, someone somewhere will do it, just for attention.

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PokemonExpert44
10/21/22 9:27:25 AM
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I also want to marry a hot girl.

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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 9:33:33 AM
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Smiffwilm posted...
To butt in here: Most definitely. If there's one thing I've learned from people, no matter how trivial, no matter how unlikely, or no matter how despicable an action may seem to you, someone somewhere will do it, just for attention.
Im so committed to my gimmick that I decided to get very little sleep and wake up and drink jagerbombs, and really get into character.

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Kakapo
10/21/22 9:36:15 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Im so committed to my gimmick that I decided to get very little sleep and wake up and drink jagerbombs, and really get into character.
Maybe if you stopped with the liquid breakfasts you could get your shit in order and find one of them hot women youre after.

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Sariana21
10/21/22 9:36:53 AM
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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 9:38:15 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Maybe if you stopped with the liquid breakfasts you could get your shit in order and find one of them hot women youre after.
Nah

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WingsOfGood
10/21/22 9:39:49 AM
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What is a blahaj? I google and it is a stuffed shark?
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ElatedVenusaur
10/21/22 9:42:33 AM
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I wasn't sure if I wanted to marry a hot girl or be a hot girl.
Then I figured out it was both!

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gunplagirl
10/21/22 10:21:34 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
What is a blahaj? I google and it is a stuffed shark?
It's a friend of all trans people. (Basically, a lot of trans women got a blahaj because they're cute and there's an in-joke that we all love them and they're friend to us all, but also they really are big and soft so I get why they're popular among girls in general)

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MedeaLysistrata
10/21/22 10:24:32 AM
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Tfw no gf

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theAteam
10/21/22 10:26:52 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
She can be an alcoholic.

You may be underestimating the impact of this.

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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 10:27:47 AM
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theAteam posted...
You may be underestimating the impact of this.
A man has needs.

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Tyranthraxus
10/21/22 10:29:00 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxUY-99TPRY

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Gamespoht
10/21/22 10:29:41 AM
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What if she routinely sleeps with other people

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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 10:32:21 AM
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Gamespoht posted...
What if she routinely sleeps with other people
Then I dont want to marry her.

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MedeaLysistrata
10/21/22 10:35:04 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Then I dont want to marry her.
Sometimes I question if this is an outdated mentality, but then I remember that progress is a sham

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Nasty_Nitro
10/21/22 10:37:13 AM
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Its all about finding your style and being confident in it. If you dont believe she will fuck you then it wont happen. You gotta figure out what type of shirts/pants/shoes/hairstyle make you look and feel confident. You dont need a stripper or alchy thats gonna cost you more money than it would ever be worth and psychological costs too.

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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 10:45:49 AM
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The girl of my dreams is a redhead on Tinder.

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DB_Insider
10/21/22 11:07:04 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
The girl of my dreams is a redhead on Tinder.
Can u introduce to me?

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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 11:08:27 AM
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DB_Insider posted...
Can u introduce to me?
Fuck no

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PokemonExpert44
10/21/22 11:10:32 AM
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Redheads are hot.

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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 11:11:26 AM
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PokemonExpert44 posted...
Redheads are hot.
Yeah. I want to reproduce with one.

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MedeaLysistrata
10/21/22 11:12:47 AM
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TC this is parody right? You're just paying tribute right?


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Pepys_Monster
10/21/22 11:14:04 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
TC this is parody right? You're just paying tribute right?
No. Im depressed and my heart hurts.

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MedeaLysistrata
10/21/22 11:14:42 AM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
No. Im depressed and my heart hurts.
Then get that guy off you

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