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DarkRoast
10/23/22 5:42:04 PM
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We literally walked to Toys-R-Us to buy Star Fox 64 together. We traded Genesis and SNES games.

Shit I need to watch some kind of crime drama or something and get my INTJ ass back into the cold embrace of no emotions.

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Drumpf
10/23/22 5:43:44 PM
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do a barrel roll

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DarkRoast
10/23/22 5:44:13 PM
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Drumpf posted...
do a barrel roll

Gonna press Z or R twice when I push this baby out

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
10/23/22 5:44:16 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
We literally walked to Toys-R-Us to buy Star Fox 64 together. We traded Genesis and SNES games.

Shit I need to watch some kind of crime drama or something and get my INTJ ass back into the cold embrace of no emotions.

Isn't a crime drama the wrong type of thing to watch if you want to be Cold & Logical like a Vulcan?

Shouldn't you be watching Scientific Documentaries?

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DarkRoast
10/23/22 5:44:59 PM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
Isn't a crime drama the wrong type of thing to watch if you want to be Cold & Logical like a Vulcan?

No the criminals are criminals and we gotta put their asses in JAIL

Get me Stabler

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Geoduck
10/23/22 5:45:48 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
We literally walked to Toys-R-Us to buy Star Fox 64 together. We traded Genesis and SNES games.

So now you have each others entire collections?

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LinkPizza
10/23/22 5:45:52 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Get me Stabler

Nice eye candy

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DKBananaSlamma
10/23/22 5:46:48 PM
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Drumpf posted...
do a barrel roll
....while inside them?

I've seen a porn gif of that >_>

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DarkRoast
10/23/22 5:48:26 PM
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On the bright side, being pregnant will fuck up my body shape to the point where my wife won't make me wear all those weird Japanese schoolgirl seifuku outfits all the time. The thought of a tomboy like me wearing those really turns her on, but I won't have the body for it anymore. HAH.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
10/23/22 5:50:14 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
On the bright side, being pregnant will fuck up my body shape to the point where my wife won't make me wear all those weird Japanese schoolgirl seifuku outfits all the time. The thought of a tomboy like me wearing those really turns her on, but I won't have the body for it anymore. HAH.

You really need to get her to wear the Japanese School Girl Seifuku Outfits.

It's only fair that she wears them.

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Tyranthraxus
10/23/22 5:51:27 PM
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I used to imagine that a lot. We ended up moving to different states and haven't really kept in contact. She married some other guy and had a kid who is so far ASD that AFAIK at 4 years old still can't speak even a single word. He just kind of points at things at makes monkey noises. He's older than 4 now but I haven't kept up with them & have no idea how they're doing. I hope she's okay.

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Ruvan22
10/23/22 5:55:31 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
On the bright side, being pregnant will fuck up my body shape to the point where my wife won't make me wear all those weird Japanese schoolgirl seifuku outfits all the time. The thought of a tomboy like me wearing those really turns her on, but I won't have the body for it anymore. HAH.

The lengths you go to just to avoid wearing outfits!!
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NoxObscuras
10/23/22 5:55:40 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
On the bright side, being pregnant will fuck up my body shape to the point where my wife won't make me wear all those weird Japanese schoolgirl seifuku outfits all the time. The thought of a tomboy like me wearing those really turns her on, but I won't have the body for it anymore. HAH.
I feel like she'll just wait until after the pregnancy when you can fit them again and go extra hard on the schoolgirl outfits

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FigureOfSpeech
10/23/22 5:57:39 PM
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I can't even imagine having a child and I don't want to >_>

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Drumpf
10/23/22 7:23:43 PM
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Incel or no incel , you gotta admit

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Drumpf
10/23/22 8:37:26 PM
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I posted something in the wrong topic because I had two open

Sorry OP if you saw that, was not directed at you.

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DarkRoast
10/23/22 8:57:58 PM
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This sounds sappy but I actually, legitimately love him. Deeper than romantic love (in any case he's gay). He was my best and only significant friend for almost two decades. We did everything together. Played every day together. Played Duke Nukem 3D together when our parents told us not to. I bought a N64 and he bought a PlayStation and we played each other's consoles all the time.

I'm actually really happy I'm having a child with him. It sounds awkward as fuck, but it feels right.


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Jiek_Fafn
10/23/22 9:05:25 PM
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How's he taking this whole thing? Gotta be weird on his end too.

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DarkRoast
10/23/22 9:07:03 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
How's he taking this whole thing? Gotta be weird on his end too.

We both wanted children, and we talked about it for a long time. My wife and I will be primary parents but he and his husband will take over every few weeks.


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Kamen_Rider_Blade
10/23/22 10:23:18 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
This sounds sappy but I actually, legitimately love him. Deeper than romantic love (in any case he's gay). He was my best and only significant friend for almost two decades. We did everything together. Played every day together. Played Duke Nukem 3D together when our parents told us not to. I bought a N64 and he bought a PlayStation and we played each other's consoles all the time.

I'm actually really happy I'm having a child with him. It sounds awkward as fuck, but it feels right.
Awww, that's so sweet.

I'm so happy for you.

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Strider102
10/23/22 10:33:02 PM
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My wife is my childhood friend. Met her in a sandbox when we were 2, spent pretty much our entire lives together. Though there were a few years we weren't together when she moved away.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
10/23/22 10:34:34 PM
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Strider102 posted...
My wife is my childhood friend. Met her in a sandbox when we were 2, spent pretty much our entire lives together. Though there were a few years we weren't together when she moved away.

You're so lucky to have somebody like that.

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tremain07
10/23/22 10:36:36 PM
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Oh wow, an actual Osananajimi


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Ruvan22
10/24/22 6:00:05 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
We both wanted children, and we talked about it for a long time. My wife and I will be primary parents but he and his husband will take over every few weeks.

So awesome that the kid will have four caring responsible (with maybe the exception of TC) parents :)

Seriously, why are you apologizing/feeling awkward? It's such an understandable progression of emotions!
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silverpine
10/25/22 12:49:33 AM
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it's kinda normal for straight people tho
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