Current Events > Accidentally yelled "ow, fuck" in a zoom meeting

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Kakapo
10/25/22 8:16:57 PM
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Backs being a problem lately.

Shifted in my seat and got this big jolt of pain. Yelled ow, fuck

Didnt realise my mic was on.

40 people in the meeting.

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DrizztLink
10/25/22 8:18:24 PM
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"...man, fuck all y'all"

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Jupiter
10/25/22 8:18:25 PM
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Lol did anyone react?

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Yefoloogi
10/25/22 8:19:21 PM
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Im sure there is a lot more that happens in zoom meetings. Your boss probably has a boner

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Kakapo
10/25/22 8:21:12 PM
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Jupiter posted...
Lol did anyone react?
Everyone. Everyone was like oh, who was that, are they ok?


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Aressar
10/25/22 8:21:20 PM
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I've literally had zoom meetings without any pants on.

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Kakapo
10/25/22 8:22:43 PM
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Yefoloogi posted...
Im sure there is a lot more that happens in zoom meetings. Your boss probably has a boner
Considering in the last 3 years its my first hot mic incident its not too bad

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theAteam
10/25/22 8:22:57 PM
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We had some guy begin to tell an entire story about a trip to the barber to whoever was next to him on a call today.

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Kloe_Rinz
10/25/22 8:23:41 PM
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Just wait until instead of calling your colleague directly you instead call your entire department in a conference call multiple times
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DespondentDeity
10/25/22 8:26:07 PM
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Did you forget to add the I cant believe youve done this?

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MarcoRubio
10/25/22 8:26:17 PM
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Aressar posted...
I've literally had zoom meetings without any pants on.

...welcome to 99% of the population?

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DrizztLink
10/25/22 8:27:05 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Did you forget to add the I cant believe youve done this?
That's "ah, fuck."

A subtle but important distinction.

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DespondentDeity
10/25/22 8:28:00 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's "ah, fuck."

A subtle but important distinction.

This whole topic is a shit show then

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Kakapo
10/25/22 8:29:17 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
This whole topic is a shit show then
My whole life is a series of shit shows, so its par for the course.

My life is a multi-decade long shit FESTIVAL

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Kitt
10/25/22 8:29:58 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's "ah, fuck."

A subtle but important distinction.
I can't believe you've done this.

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DrizztLink
10/25/22 8:31:04 PM
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Kitt posted...
I can't believe you've done this.

DespondentDeity posted...
Did you forget to add the I cant believe youve done this?

DespondentDeity posted...
This whole topic is a shit show


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Valjackal
10/25/22 8:31:34 PM
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I fell out of my office chair on a Teams meeting on camera a few months ago.

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Lokison
10/25/22 8:33:37 PM
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It's okay, at least one person probably had their weiner in their hand during that call.

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BakiHanma462
10/25/22 8:34:45 PM
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Do you have a proper office chair or a gaming chair?

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samsungsalt
10/25/22 8:36:57 PM
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I sent an email to my boss boss once where I meant to type a synonym for larger but it came out as a very socially unacceptable word

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Valjackal
10/25/22 8:37:00 PM
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BakiHanma462 posted...
Do you have a proper office chair or a gaming chair?

Well it was at my actual office at work so it's an office chair, albeit a very shitty one. I'm getting a new one soon when we move spaces.

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1337toothbrush
10/25/22 8:55:50 PM
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In meetings with hundreds of people, I sometimes wonder what'd happen if I unmute and rip ass.

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DigitalCamera
10/25/22 9:12:52 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
In meetings with hundreds of people, I sometimes wonder what'd happen if I unmute and rip ass.

Usually the admin will keep everyone on mute for meetings of that size.

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divot1338
10/25/22 9:18:55 PM
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samsungsalt posted...
I sent an email to my boss boss once where I meant to type a synonym for larger but it came out as a very socially unacceptable word
They really shouldnt have those two keys so close together.

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Naysaspace
10/25/22 9:19:20 PM
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Not using push-to-talk = rookie move.
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1337toothbrush
10/25/22 9:21:03 PM
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DigitalCamera posted...
Usually the admin will keep everyone on mute for meetings of that size.
Depends on the software used. I know that we start off mute by default but can unmute ourselves. I don't think the meeting organizers ever use the ability to keep people on mute. Also, before we switched to this software, we often had people needing to be reminded to mute their mics.

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CARRRNE_ASADA
10/25/22 9:21:36 PM
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Thats when you get a passive aggressive message reminding everybody to mute their mics

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Tyranthraxus
10/25/22 9:24:03 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's "ah, fuck."

A subtle but important distinction.

Vocalized fuck dictionary:

Ah, fuck = lol whoops
Ow, fuck = something potentially serious may have happened
Oh, fuck = a fatal and unrecoverable error has occurred

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