Current Events > ''You cannot see our website as you want, since you disallowed cookies''

(+) Yeah! (+)

Then go die in a fire, trash site.

"but here's 10 articles that you CAN look at, so maybe we can convince you to allow our totally legit cookies that aren't tracking and communicating whatever data their grubby cookie hands can get"

You could hand me $10 and I wouldn't allow your cookies at this point.