Current Events > So, I hugged and kissed my wife's sister yesterday and my wife's still annoyed..

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Michael_Booth
10/26/22 4:14:13 PM
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Basically my wife Clair was wearing a black dress when I left for a meeting yesterday afternoon.
When I came back there was, who I thought was my wife wearing the same black dress (but it was her sister) just leaning over the sofa as I'm walking in -- so I kissed her on the neck working towards the front, and hugged her towards me (as I often do when coming home), and was just about to kiss her on the lips when I saw her eyes... and then my wife said that Kara was coming for dinner as she walked into the room, and saw me and Kara together....

I was about to apologize, when Kara turned to me and said in a surly voice "We're supposed to wait until my sister's gone to bed, lover..." and giggled.
Turning the whole situation into a joke as she always does, and not helping the situation... My wife just shook her head and left the room.

I think at this point of the story, I should say Kara and my wife are identical twins, except Kara has heterochromia, of brown and blue whereas Claire just has blue eyes. However, Kara lives like a state over, so rarely comes for just dinner but she's in a bad patch at the moment and came over as a spur of the moment thing, and stayed the night.

So, after apologizing to Kara who just brushed it off, we had dinner and went to bed. I was quite tired, anyway, so wasn't in bed long before sleep took me.

Anyway, this morning my wife was still out of sorts, before I left for the office.
I asked what was bothering her, and she said nothing, but I could tell and I kept at it and she admitted it, it was the whole incident.
I professed it was an accident, but she shook her head and said that wasn't it, she didn't mind that. What annoyed her was we'd been married for 5 years and I still can't tell the back of her sister and her apart. She said I should be able to, easily, as they're so different but I'm unable to discern any differences...

So to sum it up, my wife's annoyed, not that it occurred, but more that I still can't tell the different between her sister and her from the back...
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ShineboxPhil
10/26/22 4:18:28 PM
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TaylorHeinicke
10/26/22 4:25:48 PM
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pics

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Questionmarktarius
10/26/22 4:27:18 PM
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unless smooth jazz starts playing, it's all innocent.
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Damn_Underscore
10/26/22 4:28:06 PM
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nice

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KiwiTerraRizing
10/26/22 4:29:16 PM
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Lets see some asses so we can compare

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SoIidLegacy
10/26/22 4:33:48 PM
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By the time they are capable of buying their own clothes, twins should be forbidden from wearing the exact same clothes, precisely because of situations like this.

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FigureOfSpeech
10/26/22 4:34:31 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
nice

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JlM
10/26/22 4:36:18 PM
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Tell her you'll be sure to study the sister from behind thoroughly so the mix up doesn't happen anymore.

Idk man. My wife got pissed at me once because I returned to where she was standing at a concert and put my arm around a girl wearing the same top for about half a second.

She was like "well you didn't put your arm around me!!" I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU. And now I don't feel like it because you're being an unreasonable bitchwad.

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Guide
10/26/22 4:36:20 PM
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"You expect me to tell the difference between identical people, wearing the same clothes, from behind? Okay."

You'll sleep on the couch, but your point will be proven.

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inloveanddeath0
10/26/22 4:36:30 PM
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Probably was Marta

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Zikten
10/26/22 4:37:12 PM
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I feel like the sister was dressed in that same clothes on purpose to mess with you. Maybe she is trying to initiate something
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Lost_All_Senses
10/26/22 4:41:13 PM
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Michael_Booth posted...
What annoyed her was we'd been married for 5 years and I still can't tell the back of her sister and her apart. She said I should be able to, easily, as they're so different but I'm unable to discern any differences...

Tell her it's not possible for you to be putting 100% thought into everything you do. Especially if it's routine. But that now that you made this mistake, it will definitely be in your head and not happen again.

I dunno. Im not married and never have been. But I set the bar pretty low from the gate here. If you expect me to be 100% accurate and never make humanly mistakes, I immediately want to not be around you >_>. Cause you're asking too much of me and it will become impossible to live up to that and not cause problems down the line. I like being around people who laugh off stuff like this. Unless there's a history between you and her sister that make this seem more suspect, I don't think you're in the wrong at all. Id say try to ve understanding of her side. But if there's no other signs, I don't know how to understand her side lol

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bigblu89
10/26/22 4:46:34 PM
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Something similar happened to me once when I was on vacation with my wife and her parents, although not nearly as extreme as a kiss or a hug.

I was reading a book and was kinda zoned out, and saw what I thought was my wife approaching me out of my peripheral. So I just blindly put my hand out around waist level to stop her, with the intention of pulling her onto the couch. At the last possible moment I noticed it was her mom and not her, and pulled my arm away very quick and awkwardly.

My mother in law had to do sort of a double step to avoid my arm, and give me an odd look.

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rexcrk
10/26/22 4:48:27 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/1/AACE4xAADu9J.jpg

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Lost_All_Senses
10/26/22 4:48:36 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
Something similar happened to me once when I was on vacation with my wife and her parents, although not nearly as extreme as a kiss or a hug.

I was reading a book and was kinda zoned out, and saw what I thought was my wife approaching me out of my peripheral. So I just blindly put my hand out around waist level to stop her, with the intention of pulling her onto the couch. At the last possible moment I noticed it was her mom and not her, and pulled my arm away very quick and awkwardly.

My mother in law had to do sort of a double step to avoid my arm, and give me an odd look.

But why'd you say "I know you been wanting this too?" when you did it?

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bigblu89
10/26/22 4:51:52 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
But why'd you say "I know you been wanting this too?" when you did it?

It was implied.

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Choco
10/26/22 4:52:40 PM
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Michael_Booth posted...
What annoyed her was we'd been married for 5 years and I still can't tell the back of her sister and her apart. She said I should be able to, easily, as they're so different but I'm unable to discern any differences...

So to sum it up, my wife's annoyed, not that it occurred, but more that I still can't tell the different between her sister and her from the back...
your wife's feelings are totally understandable but ce is not gonna tell you that

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Jupiter
10/26/22 4:52:48 PM
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I feel like I've read this exact same scenario.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/26/22 4:56:33 PM
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Tell her that her sister wearing the same clothes as her means you will NOT know which sister it is, and that if she is so upset to not wear the same outfit in the future as her sibling to have her sibling wear something else.

Seems like your wife also does not have a sense of humor but her sister does, perhaps you married the less fun of the two.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/26/22 5:01:00 PM
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Choco posted...
your wife's feelings are totally understandable but ce is not gonna tell you that

What would you look for first to distinguish the difference between the back of twins heads wearing the same thing? And also, why are you looking deeply at the back of her head when you expect your wife is the only one home?

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Number090684
10/26/22 5:03:24 PM
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Hmmm *YAWNS LOUDLY*
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ghettoraider81
10/26/22 5:09:24 PM
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Stop fucking your sister in-law

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Zikten
10/26/22 5:11:04 PM
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ghettoraider81 posted...
Stop fucking your sister in-law
Its not illegal
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Lost_All_Senses
10/26/22 5:12:15 PM
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Zikten posted...
Its not illegal

If they're twins, Im pretty sure it's not even immoral in God's eyes. He specifically made twins for this reason.

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EyeWontBeFooled
10/26/22 5:18:39 PM
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My mother once lost her goddamned mind and RAGED at her second husband because he received a work call from another woman.

This is nothing.

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Guide
10/26/22 7:45:25 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
If they're twins, Im pretty sure it's not even immoral in God's eyes. He specifically made twins for this reason.

lmao

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Nice
10/27/22 4:00:40 AM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
@Nice

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