Current Events > what the heck. when my wife and i made our son, we got pregnant on the first try

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MixedRaceBaby
10/27/22 12:25:31 PM
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now we're trying for another. 3 months. no dice!

WHAT GIVES

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Popcorn2000
10/27/22 12:27:14 PM
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God. Just blame god. He sucks
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MixedRaceBaby
10/27/22 12:27:35 PM
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Popcorn2000 posted...
God. Just blame god. He sucks
as long as we don't blame my penis

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MrWingnut
10/27/22 12:28:38 PM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
as long as we don't blame my penis
It could be your penis.
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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER
10/27/22 12:30:22 PM
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Seems like when you dont try... it happens.
Speaking as someone expecting baby #2 probably before my first child will turn 2.

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lww99
10/27/22 12:32:30 PM
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You can only conceive for like 24 hours a month. And not every month is a good one in terms of the egg I guess?

Highly recommend ovulation sticks to make sure its the right time.

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MixedRaceBaby
10/27/22 12:32:59 PM
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MrWingnut posted...
It could be your penis.
SHIT

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tremain07
10/27/22 12:39:21 PM
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are you actually...you know...inside?

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K181
10/27/22 12:43:39 PM
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Just luck of the draw.

Case in point, my wife and I had unprotected sex during her fertile period exactly twice, and the end result of that was four kids.

We're apparently super fecund.

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SparkMark1
10/27/22 12:45:14 PM
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My wife got pregnant with our first a month after getting married. Never celebrated an anniversary without kids.
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thx1138
10/27/22 12:46:41 PM
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Take your vitamins

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tremain07
10/27/22 12:47:30 PM
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Wouldn't it be great if we had the ability to toggle the procreation ability on and off?

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AlCalavicci
10/27/22 12:50:12 PM
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have you tried turning her off and then back on?

or,

MrWingnut posted...
It could be your penis.


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Pepys_Monster
10/27/22 12:53:39 PM
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We

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littlebro07
10/27/22 1:01:23 PM
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thx1138 posted...
Take your vitamins

this

daily multivitamin + some extra vitamin C and D

(and no that's not a joke because of Cock and Dick, those are apparently good for boosting fertility)

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